Biography of a Yogi Paramahansa Yogananda and the Origins of Modern Yoga

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A Yogi is a man who thinks and thinks
And never has time for forty winks,
Seldom eats, rarely drinks,
And is usually from Rangoon.

A Yogi is a man who takes a pin
And casually sticks it through his skin.
You’ll always find his picture in
A “Believe It Or Not” cartoon.

With him it’s mind over matter,
But I know one who lost his mind,
Became as mad as a hatter.
There was a Yogi who lost his will power.
He met a dancing girl and fell in love.
He couldn’t concentrate or lie on broken glass,
He could only sit and wait for her to pass.
Unhappy Yogi, he tried forgetting,
But she was all that he was conscious of.
At night when he stretched out upon his bed of nails,
He could only dream about her seven veils.
His face grew flushed and florid
Every time he heard her name,
And the ruby gleaming in her forehead
Set his Oriental soul aflame.
This poor old Yogi, he soon discovered
She was the Maharaja’s turtledove.
And she was satisfied, she had an emerald ring,
An elephant to ride and everything.
He was a passing whim.
That’s how the story goes.
And what became of him,
Nobody knows.
— “The Yogi Who Lost His Will Power,” You’re the
One, 
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