CHAPTER

1

About the SAT

BEFORE WE BEGIN, ANY QUESTIONS?

WHY DO I HAVE TO READ THIS BOOK IF I WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE?
Good question. The answer is, you don’t. You can choose not to read this book
and halfway through the SAT have a nervous breakdown from which you never
quite recover despite decades of psychiatric care, which will lead to all of your
several marriages ending in bitter divorces that cost you every penny you make
as a mediocre professional bowler, until your life is cut short by an agonizing