IMPOSTORS FROM HELL
One day, soon after its self-inauguration as Supreme Commander of the High
School, the Evil Testing Serpent woke up and realized it was dissatisfied with
the SAT. Apparently, its torturous questions didn’t always fool students. Scores
were much higher than it wanted them to be. It felt sad, or the nefarious,
serpentine equivalent of sadness. The Serpent saw that students would get math
problems wrong and that their wrong answer wasn’t one of the choices. So they
tried the problem again and got it right the second time. Other times, when they