other shows on VH1. Before moving to L.A., he cofounded the web magazine
Modern Humorist; before that he was a staff writer for The Washington Post. He
graduated from Harvard University, where he wrote for the Lampoon and The
Crimson. Check out michaelcolton.com for more info and a pretty picture of
doves.
MANEK MISTRY
Manek Mistry grew up in Ithaca, New York, and received his undergraduate and
law degrees from Cornell University. He lives and works in the Pacific
Northwest, where he is heckled by his employees. A special talent is that he can
eat his own weight in bacon. Each time he does, he gains a few pounds, which
means he has to eat even more bacon the next time, which causes him to gain
even more weight, which . . . Hey, wait a minute!
PAUL ROSSI
Paul Rossi graduated from Cornell University and earned a master’s degree in
educational psychology from Hunter College. He currently teaches high school
math and philosophy in New York City. He enjoys playing ultimate frisbee and