The Cricketer Magazine – June 2018

(Sean Pound) #1
Pooh always liked a little something at 11 o’clock
in the morning, and he was very glad to see Rabbit
getting out the plates and mugs, and when Rabbit
said “Honey or condensed milk with your bread?”
He was so excited he said “Both.”
Winnie-the-Pooh, AA Milne

Ian Chappell tells a tale in this year’s Wisden India
Almanack. Keith Miller, long retired, is watching cricket
on television. A commentator, reading a list of stats,
remarks: “And there he is, Sir Donald Bradman, greatest
cricketer of all time.” Chappell continues: “Despite his
age and his ailments Miller leapt from the couch and
shouted: “Greatest batsman of all time: Bradman.
Greatest cricketer of all time: Garry Sobers.”
That was because Sobers did both – and did both to
excess. Dave Liverman wrote on ESPNcricinfo: “As a
batsman he was great, as a bowler merely superb.”
There is a case for saying that any list of the
greatest cricketers of all time should be restricted

to allrounders: to those who have attempted to master
every facet of the game: to those who, like tennis players,
need to play every single ball. To those who did both.
The list of all-time great allrounders has a force that
no list of mere specialists can quite touch: Sobers and
Miller of course, along with Jacques Kallis, Kapil Dev,
Imran Khan – a list we can stretch to include bowling
allrounders like Richard Hadlee and Shaun Pollock.
And then England’s own. You want trouble? Just fi nd
an England allrounder: Tony Greig, Ian Botham, Andrew
Flintoff, Ben Stokes... An allrounder is never off duty:
always ready to bat like thunder or bowl a spell of
devastation... or throw the next punch (allegedly) or sink
the next pint or merely revolutionise the entire game.
There’s a streak of madness in all the great allrounders.
They seem, like the White Queen in Alice, to be capable
of believing six impossible things before breakfast...
and then they make them happen. Sometimes. They are
possessed by a lunatic optimism: blind to physical
realities and the evidence of history. When India were

Kings


of the


impossible


Mad, bad and blind to overwhelming odds... Simon Barnes recalls the great


allrounders, and contends that wicketkeeper/batsmen are the new breed


RIGHT
Kallis, Kapil,
Hadlee, Imran
and Greig


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