COVER
SummerandPaul
at a happiertimeLOOKING AHEAD
Withdelicious timing, The Great British
BakeOffisset to return to Channel 4 this
month.Quite what fellow judge Prue Leith
andhostsSandi Toksvig and Noel Fielding
will^
makeoftheir fellowtentdweller’s
recentsexploits
remains to be seen.
Will they think it’s
just deserts for a
man who really
should have known
better? He rubbed
his wife’s face in it
not once but twice,
but in a woman like
Summer he obviously
met his match.
She now has the
fame and potential
fortune she might
have craved. Surely
Love Island or I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out
of Here^
are up next? In which case we can
expect more tasty tales about life as
Hollywood’s fondant fancy.
Meanwhile he’s right where he deserves,
because any man in his 50s with a few bob
i his pocket who
riously thinks a nubile
0-something is going to
einterested in his wit,
harm and personality
ants their bumps felt.
he ex-wife may get
alf his fortune, the
x-girlfriend has got
er name in the frame
d karma, as they
y, is a b**ch.
Final proof in the
udding that even
aster bakers can’t
ave their cake
nd eat it.THE FALLOUT
In response to the agreement, Summer went nuclear and it
was all over in a hissy fit of changed locks, endless pictures
of Summer being caught ‘off guard’ by photographers
and the whole mess being played out in newspapers.
Hollywood has implied his ex is given to courting the
media for publicity, claims that Summer has flatly denied
and threatened to take legal action over.
Maybe we shouldn’t be surprised that
Paul’s not the patron saint of puff
pastry we all thought. He has
previous form for cheating, after
having an affair with his co-host
of The American Baking
Competition, Marcela Valladolid.
The Hollywoods’ divorce
was finalised last month, with
Alex expected to be granted
half his fortune. Sadly, though,
it’s thought son Joshua has had
no contact with his dad since 2017.On the
Summer^
makes^
movesA new
chapter
for Summer