ISSUE 309 – NOVE
QIt wasourSidewaysspecial
andeventhecoverwasa
littlewonky!
QGymkhana4 hadonlyjusthit
YouTubebackthen.Whatone
areweonnow?Gymkhana
767?We’velosttrack...
QWegetinsideTeam
Japspeed...Well,notliterally.
ShaneLynchmighthavehad
somethingto sayabout
that,like.
QTherewerea lotof rather
tightarsesin theissue...
Thisgirlieseemedto have
thenicestthough.
QTheWildCardwasa mentalist
PlymouthRoadRunner...
meepmeepindeed!
QWesawall sortsat USC
thatyearandmostof it
thoroughlyX-Rated.Those
werethedays!
QSparkyMark’sCamoAudi
hadballs...aswellasa
massivechopper!
QA Mk2Escortdriftcar?Oh
yes!Andthisoneputall the
Japboysto shame.
QWhata lovely-lookingpair
thesewere,eh?TheFiestas
weren’ttooshabbyeither.Eightyearsand 100 issuesago...TheEgoHasLanded
Wedon’tknowif alltherecentTVandYouTubestardomhasgonetoourMidge’s
head,orif there’sanotherreasontheboyatJapspeeddecidedto3Dscanthe
littlefellathismonth.Butit allpresentsa ratherdisturbingimage,right?
Allwecansayis,wecan’tseeanylife-sizesexdollsflyingofftheshelves
anytimesoon,especiallyastherealthingisn’tmuchcopeither(sadly,that’strue
- Midge).Thatsaid,wewouldn’tm
beenthekingofmakinga knob
defi ning car culture 097ARSE END
Top Strippers
As you’ve probably seen in Projects and the Japfest report (and the videos on the
FC Facebook) the Ed to Ed build-off is heating up nicely. What you won’t have
seen is the serious mess Jules and Midge like to make when working on their
motors. What’s more interesting than that though is where they decided to ‘hide
and deny’ all the left-over parts immediately after Japfest. Of course, it wouldn’t
have been so bad if they hadn’t fi lled six bloody bins! Naughty, naughty...
Ahem...