Fast Car – July 2019

(WallPaper) #1

Quotesof theMonth:


Honorary Goblins


What with their videos going stratospheric
with quite literally some views, our boys
thought they’d try their hand at getting on the
telly this month... and they only bloody
succeeded too!
TheguysatGoblinWorksweremost
pleasedtofindoutwhattheFCboysthought
oftherevealoftheirnewprojectcar,and
madethemsplutterit alloutoncamera.They
gotit though...andit onlytook 32 takeseach!
Anyway,youcanseeourpairof
internationalsuperstarsonthenewseriesof
GoblinWorksGarageonDiscoveryQuestnext
month,andthemonsterwide-assE30
BeemerJimmyDeVilleandhisteambuiltfor
theshowin theverynextissue.Makesure
youdon’tmissthatmonsterBavarianbruiser!

ARSE END


Text of the Month
Well at least it wasn’t the text where he was shaving
the other end. No one wants to see that.

Midge: “I can’t come in to work, I’m


out with my hero, Bob.”
Jules: “I thought I was your hero!”
Midge: “You thought wrong,


round pants.”


A fan asks the boys for a selfi e...

Sigh. And again...
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