44 DECEMBER 2019 ~ CAR AND DRIVER
If you ever find yourself
shoulder to shoulder in a car
with a disheveled bum who’s
belching the ABCs while
clipping their toenails and
swilling salsa straight out of
the jar, chances are you know
the person. It’s possible you’re
even married to them. Until
we can say the same about a
ride in San Francisco’s BART,
we will continue to favor the
four-wheeled version of mass
transit, where at least the
freaks are our loved ones.
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