countershaft;b)Bothdiscsare
operatedbycable;c)Hondahid
thecast-irondiscsinhousingsthat
lookedlikedrumbrakes;d)Both
brakeswereoperatedbythepedal.
14
ThehumbleSuzukiDR650
wasour‘FutureClassic’in
thelastissuebutwhatwerethetwo
earlyvariantsbeforeSuzukidumped
kickstartingcompletelyin1996?
a)RandRS;b)ESandET;c)RSand
RT;d)ETandEU.
15
WhywasMartinHarvey
shockedwhenhecameacross
ablokeinTamanrassetwithaburnt-
outclutch?a)Theguydidn’tknow
wheretheclutchwas;b)Hedidn’t
knowwhatthesmellwas;c)Hehad
afullsetofplatesbutdidn’tknow
howtofitthem;d)Hewasn’triding
aBMW.
16
Whatwastheweightofthe
frameofour‘FutureClassic’,
theBimotaSB2?a)23kg;b)11kg;
c)17kg;d)9kg.
1
Inlastmonth’sground-breaking
‘FirstTime’feature,whatamount
didGrantRoffrevealhimandtwo
matespaidfora 1948 BSAC10?
a) 10 pounds;b)Twopounds;
c)Threepounds;d) 12 pounds.
2
Inthatsameearth-shattering
feature,howlongdidIanFalloon
revealhe’downedhisDucati750GT?
a)Fiveyears;b) 24 years;c) 32 years;
d) 45 years.
3
ShedMasterAndrew“Pud”
Barkerwentabitnutscollecting
single-camHondaCB750parts
throughTradingPost.Whatwas
hiswildestimateoftheresult?
a) 200 wheelsets;b)Shopping
trolleysfullofcarbs;c) 127
swingarms;d) 100 crankcases.
4
InourtestoftheR 1250 RandRS,
whatdidBMWheadofproduct
andmarketingNigelHarveyrevealas
amajorfocusfor2020?a)Thenew
bikesbeingreleasedatEICMA;
b)TheR18cruiser;c)Supplyissues;
d)TheGsingle-cylinderseries.
5
Whatsuitably-weirdideadid
MrRoffcomeupwithforthenew
RSmodel?a)Enduranceracing;
b)Sprintracing;c)Sidecarracing;
d)Kart-trackracing.
6
In‘Spanner’sSoapbox’,what
feebleexcusedidBernard
GibbensgiveforlosingBradtheBike
Boy’saddress?a)Itwashedoffhis
programintherain;b)Heused
aninvisiblemarker;c)Heleftiton
thetrain;d)Hewashedhishands
beforedinner.
HAVE
YOU BEE
PAYING
ATTENTION?
1 a) It was a tenner, but Groff only
coughed up two of them and it defi nitely
wasn’t the bike in the picture.
2 d) It was only months old and Ian was
a learner.
3 b & d) No, he doesn’t have a problem,
he has a business.
4 c) Nigel was keen on improving supply.
5 a) Twins class in a revived Castrol Six-
Hour. Too bad BMW’s doing the Endurance
World Champs with the S 1000 RR.
6 c) He left it on the train.
7 d) Some readers know how to hurt.
8 b) Park and rotate the wheels.
9 c) Probably a) & b) as well.
10 d) It was in ‘Under the Hammer’ in April
last year. We knew you’d want to know.
11 b) Sorry, no happy ending.
12 e) All of them, but is it too late for
Harley to get its act together?
13 c)
14 a) The 650R Dakar and RS (for Sport?)
weren’t imported but are defi nitely
collectable if you can put up with the
kickstarting. There was also an RSE with
the button.
15 c)
16 d)
17 c) The rubber straps look like
something off the bonnet of a tractor.
18 e) Yes, and he’s supposed to be a
concours judge.
ANSWERS:
130 MOTORCYCLE TRADER
To help
you sound
smarter
at the pub
7
DR650 owner Robert Langtree
suggested that Spannerman a)
Needed glasses; b) Could lose a bit of
weight; c) Was taking kickbacks from
wine producers; d) Didn’t care about
personal grooming.
8
Cam Donald’s done a few track
days. What was his cheap
alternative to tyre warmers? a) Spray
them with hot water; b) Park your
bike in the sun; c) Ride hard on the
way to the track; d) Warm them with
the exhaust gases of another bike.
9
What did Motoclassica entrants
Phil and Marilyn Turner do to
celebrate the purchase of their
restored BSA B31? a) They took
lots of photos; b) They read lots of
poetry; c) They published a book;
d) They made a painting of it.
10
The 1951 Vincent Black
Lightning featured in our
Motoclassica report had graced
these pages not so long ago, after
it sold at auction in Las Vegas for
$US929,000 ($1.16 million). When
did that report appear? a) February,
2017; b) February, 2018; c) March,
2018; d) April, 2018.
11
In another bizarre coincidence
in the ‘First Time’ issue, Cam
recalls what happened when he
took a reporter for a ride up to the
Bungalow at the Isle of Man? a) They
screamed the whole way; b) They
pissed their pants; c) They tried to
strangle him; d) They went for a
drink at the Creg Ny Baa pub.
12
What’s unusual about the rear
suspension on the H-D Softail
Classic? a) It’s quite modern;
b) It’s quite ancient because Vincent
and Yamaha did it years ago;
c) It reduces weight; d) It only has
one shock; e) All of the above.
13
What’s the unusual thing
about the brakes on Guy’s
CBX550? a) The rear disc is on the
17
The Bimota had a simple, but
ugly, method of securing the
fibreglass tank/seat. Was it a) cable
ties; b) self-tapping screws; c) rubber
straps; d) Dzus spiral-cam fasteners?
18
What was the shock discovery
Groff made about his Yamaha
XT500 dream bike?
a) The frame was a 1E6 from 1978;
b) The original exhaust supplied with
the bike went under the frame;
c) The 1E6 engine did not have a
timing sightglass; d) The alloy tank
was from 1982; e) All of the above.
Trivia
Pursuit