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IN THE EARLY20th century,
the Bloomsbury group of art-
ists and writers decamped
from their namesake London
neighborhood to stay in a
farmhouse in the English
countryside. Among them
were postimpressionist
painter Vanessa Bell (Virginia
Woolf’s sister) and her hus-
band. For this month’s floral
inspiration, I looked to her
“Mrs St John Hutchinson”
(1915), a less-than-flattering
portrait of her husband’s mis-
tress. The Bloomsbury group’s
ethos did not encompass mo-
nogamy, and Bell was well
aware of her husband’s extra-
marital relations but perhaps
not so keen on this one.
I selected New York ce-
ramic artist Tracie Hervy’s
simple matte-white vessels
in two different heights and
widths to block out a shape
akin to the sitter’s listing
body. To pick up on the
painting’s colors, I stuck to

unshowy seasonal blooms:
flesh-toned China asters,
periwinkle Russian sage, pale
pink spiked celosia and the
dripping vibrant rouge of
Kiss-me-over-the-garden-
gate. A bunch of Artemisia
‘Sweet Annie’ and globular
seed heads of Rattlesnake
Master, cut short in the
wider lower vessel, reference
the greens of the mistress’s
dress. I intentionally left
dramatic green grasses a
touch too long to nod to the

arch of her raised eye-
brow and her sharply
penetrating, suspicious
gaze. I kept the arrange-
ment tightly grouped and
vertical to play up the
shape and energy of the
canvas, but I also wanted
a casual, naturalistic
feel—as if the bouquet
had been picked from a
wildflower plot that ig-
nored traditional garden
rules as the group flouted
bourgeois mores.

A MATTER OF LIFE AND DÉCOR/ MICHELLE SLATALLA


THE OTHER DAYwhen we were
excavating the terrifying cellar
where we store all the things we
should have thrown away, my hus-
band opened a musty cardboard
box. Inside he found a pile of
moldy severed limbs, a human
skull and a nest of bloody rats
suckling their mother.
Cradling a veiny gray brain in
his hand, my husband smiled
wistfully. “Good times,” he said.
It seemed a shame to throw
away this old box of Halloween
décor. But with our three daugh-
ters grown, I wasn’t sure I
wanted to change the look and
feel of my house to attract other
children this year. As people of a
certain age, would we seem
creepy decking out our house in
Halloween décor?
When I was a kid in the Mid-
west, I thought that some houses
that went all out for Halloween
were truly scary. Maybe your
neighborhood had one too: a shut-
tered hulk at the end of the block
with a dim porch light that was
particularly scary when the “old
people” who lived there decorated
their front hallway with cobwebs

and dressed up like a warty old
witch and warlock. When they
handed out sticky homemade pop-
corn balls, we assumed they were
trying to poison us.
These days, I sympathize more
than I ever expected to with the
warty old witch. Perhaps in our
case the best Halloween décor
would be no décor. My husband is
all for turning off the porch light
and hiding in the back room to
watch TV until the holiday is over.
So why make the effort?
“Because it’s a terrible thing if
you don’t decorate,” said Dr. An-
drea F. Polard, a Los Angeles psy-
chologist who studies the symbol-
ism of Halloween, and whom I
called for a second opinion. “We
have had this holiday for 3,000
years, and the reason that it’s
stuck is not because of the candy.”
“It’s because of the holiday dé-
cor?” I asked.
“It’s because it’s a time when
children—actually, all of us—learn
to face fears of ghosts and death
and let go of the eeriness that can
come from the darkness,” Dr. Po-
lard said.
Halloween, with its origins in

to send the wrong signals.”
Halloween décor seems to con-
vey a strong message, and I don’t
want mine to remind the neigh-
borhood of the witch’s cottage in
“Hansel and Gretel.” In my town
in Northern California, blocks
where the littlest children live
tend to have houses decked out
with smiling jack-o'-lanterns and
friendly ghosts. But in a wild zone
near the middle school, front-yard
tombstones and displays of Dracu-
las rising from their creaking cof-
fins attract the tween crowd (and
their raw eggs).
I would like my décor to send a
signal that I welcome trick-or-
treaters but don’t want to lure
them indoors to eat them.
“Just take the middle ground
when you decorate,” Dr. Polard
advised. But how, exactly? For
advice, I phoned decorating ex-
pert Devin Shaffer, a lead de-
signer at the online decorating
firm Decorilla.
“There are a lot of cool ways to
decorate for Halloween that don’t
feel too theme-y or cost a lot of
money,” Mr. Shaffer said. “First,
lighting is crucial. You want light-

ing that invites trick-or-treaters
to the front door but doesn’t
make them think that you expect
them to come inside.”
For porch lighting, Mr. Shaffer
recommends Philips Hue LED
smart bulbs, whose color and tone
you can control from your phone.
“The bulb can display a pastel
flow of colors, and you can even
have a light strobe effect,” which
is not off-putting, he assured me.
“It feels safe to approach.”
Beyond lighting, the front door
treatment is the most important
element of Halloween décor, be-
cause it’s the part of your house
that everybody sees, Mr. Shaffer
said.
Decorations that look more au-
tumnal than ghoulish are on-point
but not frightening. For Decorilla
clients’ front doors, he said, “we
suggest seasonal décor that will
last beyond Halloween, all
through fall. For instance, you
could do corn stalks on each side
of a door. If the door has a glass
pane, there are a lot of great de-
cals. A silhouette of a branch will
show to great effect.”
Add a touch of mystery to the
house with vintage flea-market
finds—old typewriters, apothecary
jars, steamer trunks, feathers,
hardcover books—to tell a story,
said Mr. Shaffer, who likes to cre-
ate atmospheric vignettes in his
own house. “I like to find a speci-
men in an apothecary jar, some-
thing like a little stuffed taran-
tula,” he added. “I also bought a
pair of faux crows on Amazon.
They were, like, twenty-five dol-
lars for life-size ones you can
perch on a shelf. Faux ravens
would also be good.”
“What if you happen to have,
say, a fake severed arm?” I asked.
“How would you incorporate that
without it being too scary?”
“Have it reaching out of the lid
of an almost-closed trunk,” he
said. “Put the trunk on the front
porch, fill it with little treasures
you find at the dollar store—spi-
der rings, glow sticks, little jour-
nals, pencil toppers—and let the
trick-or-treaters each take away
one little token.”
I was taking notes—and an
idea popped into my head. On my
front stoop I’ll invite trick-or-
treaters to the door with battery-
operated candles in paper-bag lu-
minaries, which I can recycle as
Christmas décor.
“All these ideas sound a lot bet-
ter than putting cobwebs in the
hallway and handing out home-
made popcorn balls,” I said.
“Oh God, no popcorn balls—
ugh, that is the worst,” Mr. Shaf-
fer said. “My grandmother in the
rural Midwest used to do that,
and wrap them in clear Saran
wrap. I had to talk her out of it.”
“Just out of curiosity, how?” I
asked.
“I said, ‘Grandma, times have
changed,’ ” he said. “We do not
need popcorn balls. On Halloween,
we all need the comfort of other
people and a bright fire to cope
with the ghosts that we create in
the dark corners of our mind.”

centuries-old pagan autumnal fes-
tivals, harks to ancient rituals
that were important for two rea-
sons, Dr. Polard said: “The festi-
vals were to celebrate the harvest
but also to face fears of the com-
ing winter, when who knew how
many people might die because of
extreme weather.”

Nowadays, it’s a holiday that
exists for the benefit of the com-
munity, she said. “Kids need to
know that we’re all in it together,
that they can go hand in hand up
to a house and greet a friendly
neighbor,” she said. “People who
come up with reasons to boycott
Halloween are missing the point.”
“I didn’t say I was boycotting,”
I backpedaled. “I just don’t want

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FLOWER SCHOOL


Bloomsbury


InBloom


Floral designer
Lindsey Taylorriffs
on a jaundiced
portrait by English
artist Vanessa Bell

JOHAN KESLASSY


The Inspiration

MEREDITH HEUER FOR THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, STYLING BY LINDSEY TAYLOR (ARRANGEMENT); © TATE (INSPIRATION)

Rapier-like
blades of grass
nod to the sharp
glare of ‘Mrs St
John Hutchinson’
(1915) by
Vanessa Bell.
Vessels:
stylist’s own

The Arrangement

Is It Creepy to Do Halloween


After Your Kids Are Grown?


DESIGN & DECORATING

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