astro
n the make-
believe world
of sparkly rom-
coms, this time of
year is all about epic
expressions of love
and commitment. IRL,
that’s faaar from the
truth, which is this:
The preholiday
period—from around
October 23rd to
November 22nd—
is s o f u l l o f re l a t io n -
ship flameouts that it
has its own ominous
nickname: the
Turkey Drop.
It’s no coinci-
dence that this is
also when the Sun
glides across Scor-
pio, the moody,
intense water signever is dragging you
down, holding you
back, or simply just
not serving up posi
vibes anymore. And
because everyone’s
feeling this rn, it
could mean *you*
are the one who’s not
a perfect fit for your
boo anymore. Fun!
But don’t worry,
babe. When one
door closes, another
one opens: Scorpio
is followed by
Sagittarius, the wild,
adventurous fire sign.
You shed your bag -
gage during Scorpio
season so you can
have the space to
party it TF up during
Sag season. If you do
end up living your
best single life, there
couldn’t be a better
t im e t o d o it!aren’t working. Hon-
estly, all you have to
do is look around for
this to make sense.
I t ’s g ra y o u t, eve r y -
thing outside is pretty
much decaying, and
you’re no longer see-
ing a bright, sunny
world through rosé-
colored glasses.
So, yes. It’s truly
time to say good-bye
to whatever or who-you have nightmares
about. Scorpio’s
energy encourages
you to move on from
the past and its
bullshit and to start
all over again...mak-
ing this the season
when you become
the most painfully
aware of your real-
ity—and which rela-
tionships (and, ahem,
situationships) justIt’llall
beg
rav
y,b
b.P
rom
ise!There’s an astrological
reason everyone’s getting
dumped right now
On the bright side: That office holiday
party is going to be lit.
By ALIZA KELLYi
November 2019 Cosmopolitan 71GE
TTY
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How likely
you are to
b r e ak
up based on
your signSAGITTARIUS
Duh. You love being
single the most and it’s
almost your season!
ARIES
You’re always ready
to bounce the moment
things are a lil less fun.
AQUARIUS
Let’s just say your
career matters more to
you right now.
LEO
You need to feel
secure, so any
shaky bonds are in
serious trouble.
PISCES
Someone new *wink,
wink* might turn up.
Go with your gut!
SCORPIO
A surge of confidence
means someone
might get the chop. Or
some lovin’.
GEMINI
You’re, like, always
in a situationship, so
who knows?
LIBRA
Time to advocate
for your needs—even if
it maaaybe means
a breakup.
CAPRICORN
You just need a lot
of change, but your
boo can stay.
VIRGO
You’re not over it,
but you do need some
BFF time for balance.
CANCER
Plan on date night
every night. You’re
so feeling it.
TAURUS
You are a thousand
percent ready to elope.We^are^never,ever,
ever^gett
ing^backt
ogetherHappil
y^everafter