2019-10-01 Robb Report

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IPHONE 4
by Steve Jobs (2010)

Touted as the world’s thinnest
smartphone, the $599 16 GB device
from Apple had a stainless-steel frame
with a longer antenna threaded
through the phone. It also introduced
software innovations such as
FaceTime and the first front-facing
camera on an iPhone.
What’s the problem? The antenna
was placed where a person’s fingers
naturally fall, so the location of a
user’s hand could cause major reception
issues. Jobs’s initial response—
telling customers not to hold the phone
a certain way or to buy a case
that would prevent the problem—sparked
outrage. Moving forward, the 4S
featured upgraded dual antennae
that remedied the flaw.
What’s it worth? They are floating
around eBay for up to $170, used.

HOT BERTAA KETTLE
by Philippe Starck (1987)

A postmodern sculpture for the stovetop, the kettle was
comprised of a bullet-shaped cast-aluminum body with a tapering
polyamide tube that functioned as spout, steam outlet and
handle. When offered the chance to collaborate with Italian
manufacturer Alessi, which had previously worked with Michael
Graves and Richard Sapper, Starck said he felt pressured to be
“extraordinary, to show all my talent.”
What’s the problem? A train wreck of form over function,
it offered no way of gauging the water level. Plus, the handle
positioned fingers dangerously close to the hot kettle while jetting
hot steam toward the user. Production ceased in
1997, with some of the originals landing permanent homes in
design museums. Alberto Alessi has described the kettle, which
took five years to develop, as “our most beautiful fiasco.”
Starck has called it “one of my worst pieces ever.”
What’s it worth? If you can find it online, the Hot Bertaa
tends to sell for $300 to $500.

LAMBORGHINI
COUNTACH
by Marcello Gandini (1974)

Taking its name from the wordcontacc,
a Piedmontese expression of amazement,
the $72,200 two-seat coupe with
an ultra-wide body and flat, trapezoidal
surfaces was radically futuristic.
In addition to scissor-style doors, the
Countach situated the passengers farther
up, in a “cab forward” design, so the
engine could be rear-mounted. No
chassis was more groundbreaking in all
postwar design.
What’s the problem? Forget about
trying to effectively park one of these
beauties. Rear visibility was terrible and
often required drivers to open the
door to gauge the backing-up process.
There was also virtually no interior space,
and at speed, the front end lifted like a
cruise missile. Though the car has been
labeled by some as “The Best Worst
Car Ever Made,” the Countach helped
establish Lamborghini as a luxury sports-
car leader in the 1970s and 1980s.
What’s it worth? A good early LP400
“Persicopio” can top $1 million.

GUANGZHOU OPERA CENTER
by Zaha Hadid (2010)

Conceived as two rocks washed
away by the Pearl River, Hadid’s
1,800-seat main performance
hall in China’s Guangdong Province
is made from freestanding
concrete set within a glass-clad
steel frame, which uses fluid form
to evoke a feeling of vast openness
and possibility. The highly
ambitious complex took five years
to complete. Hadid’s design

principles matched China’s focus
on modernization. “Such a project
would probably not have been
able to happen in the United
States,” says Cooper Union dean
Nader Tehrani, noting that
emerging cultural voices such as
Asia, South America and parts
of the Middle East are able to test
out new systems of construction
that the West won’t.

What’s the problem? Large
cracks appeared in the walls,
rain seeped in and glass
panels fell from the windows—
the fault of the architect or the
construction company?—but
ultimately, it isn’t Hadid’s
most highly regarded creation.
What’s it worth? The
construction tab was
approximately $200 million.

Sometimes known as
the “S Chair,” the
$75 legless and stackable
design was heralded as
the world’s first chair
manufactured entirely of
brightly colored molded
plastic—one whole
piece of it, at that. “Most
people spend their lives
living in dreary, gray-beige
conformity, mortally
afraid of using colors,”
said Panton, one of
Denmark’s most influential
20th-century furniture

designers. This chair
provoked the imagination.
Just look at its profile,
which offers the illusion
that it’s sprouting from
the floor.
What’s the problem?
In a classic case of trial
by error, years were
spent reconciling the limits
of plastics technology
with the bold contours
Panton was after. When
thermoplastics were
introduced in 1979 to
minimize costs, the chair

began to snap, causing a
production halt. It would
take Panton 11 years
to remedy. Still, the
critically acclaimed piece
managed to capture the
spirit of the Swinging ’60s
while ushering in a
new age of furniture
design. Chairs got weirder.
What’s it worth?
Still handmade in
Switzerland by its original
manufacturer, Vitra,
the chair retails
for $1,715.

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THE PANTON CHAIR
by Verner Panton (1959/60)

tends to sell for $ 300 to $ 500.

THEPANTON CHAIR
by Verner Panton (1959/60)

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IPHONE 4
bySteveJobs(2010)

outedastheworld’sthinnest
rtphone,the$599 16 GBdevice
Applehada stainless-steelframe
itha longerantennathreaded
ughthephone.It alsointroduced
oftwareinnovationssuchas
eTimeandthefirstfront-facing
cameraonaniPhone.
at’stheproblem?Theantenna
wasplacedwherea person’sfingers
naturallyfall,sothelocationofa
user’shandcouldcausemajorreception
issues.Jobs’sinitialresponse—
tellingcustomersnottoholdthephone
a certainwayortobuya case
thatwouldpreventtheproblem—sparked
outrage.Movingforward,the4S
featuredupgradeddualantennae
thatremediedtheflaw.
What’sit worth?Theyarefloating
aroundeBayforupto$170,used.

HOT BERTAA KETTLE
byPhilippeStarck(1987)

A postmodern sculpture for the stovetop, the kettle was
comprised of a bullet-shaped cast-aluminum body with a tapering
polyamide tube that functioned as spout, steam outlet and
handle. When offered the chance to collaborate with Italian
manufacturer Alessi, which had previously worked with Michael
Graves and Richard Sapper, Starck said he felt pressured to be
“extraordinary, to show all my talent.”
What’s the problem? A train wreck of form over function,
it offerednowayofgaugingthewaterlevel.Plus,thehandle
positionedfingersdangerouslyclosetothehotkettlewhilejetting
hotsteamtowardtheuser.Productionceasedin
1997,withsomeoftheoriginalslandingpermanenthomesin
designmuseums.AlbertoAlessihasdescribedthekettle,which
tookfiveyearstodevelop,as“ourmostbeautifulfiasco.”
Starckhascalledit “oneofmyworstpiecesever.”
What’sit worth?If youcanfindit online,theHotBertaa


LAMBORGHINI
COUNTACH
byMarcelloGandini(1974)

Takingitsnamefromthewordcontacc,
a Piedmonteseexpressionofamazement,
the$72,200two-seatcoupewith
anultra-widebodyandflat,trapezoidal
surfaceswasradicallyfuturistic.
Inadditiontoscissor-styledoors,the
Countachsituatedthepassengersfarther
up,in a “cabforward”design,sothe
enginecouldberear-mounted.No
chassiswasmoregroundbreakingin all
postwardesign.
What’stheproblem?Forgetabout
tryingtoeffectivelyparkoneofthese
beauties.Rearvisibilitywasterribleand
oftenrequireddriverstoopenthe
doortogaugethebacking-upprocess.
Therewasalsovirtuallynointeriorspace,
andatspeed,thefrontendliftedlikea
cruisemissile.Thoughthecarhasbeen
labeledbysomeas“TheBestWorst
CarEverMade,”theCountachhelped
establishLamborghiniasa luxurysports-
carleaderin the1970sand1980s.
What’sit worth?A goodearlyLP400
“Persicopio”cantop$1million.

GUANGZHOU OPERA CENTER
by Zaha Hadid (2010)

Conceived as two rocks washed
away by the Pearl River, Hadid’s
1,800-seat main performance
hall in China’s Guangdong Province
is made from freestanding
concrete set within a glass-clad
steel frame, which uses fluid form
to evoke a feeling of vast openness
andpossibility.Thehighly
ambitiouscomplextookfiveyears

principles matched China’s focus
on modernization. “Such a project
would probably not have been
able to happen in the United
States,” says Cooper Union dean
Nader Tehrani, noting that
emerging cultural voices such as
Asia, South America and parts
of theMiddleEastareabletotest
outnewsystemsofconstruction

What’s the problem? Large
cracks appeared in the walls,
rain seeped in and glass
panels fell from the windows—
the fault of the architect or the
construction company?—but
ultimately, it isn’t Hadid’s
most highly regarded creation.
What’s it worth? The
construction tab was
approximately $200 million.

Sometimes known as
the “S Chair,” the
$75 legless and stackable
design was heralded as
the world’s first chair
manufactured entirely of
brightly colored molded
plastic—one whole
piece of it, at that. “Most
people spend their lives
living in dreary, gray-beige
conformity, mortally
afraid of using colors,”
said Panton, one of
Denmark’s most influential
20th-century furniture

designers. This chair
provoked the imagination.
Just look at its profile,
which offers the illusion
that it’s sprouting from
the floor.
What’s the problem?
In a classic case of trial
by error, years were
spent reconciling the limits
of plastics technology
with the bold contours
Panton was after. When
thermoplastics were
introduced in 1979 to
minimize costs, the chair

beg
productionhalt.It would
takePanton 11 years
toremedy.Still,the
critically acclaimed piece
managed to capture the
spirit of the Swinging ’60s
while ushering in a
new age of furniture
design. Chairs got weirder.
What’s it worth?
Still handmade in
Switzerland by its original
manufacturer, Vitra,
the chair retails
for $1,715.

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tends to sellfor$ 300 to$ 500.

THEPANTONCHAIR
by Verner Panton (1959/60)

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fromA
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Face

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to complete. Hadid’s design thatthe West won’t.

gantosnap,causinga
oduction halt It would
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