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COSMOPOLITAN.CO.ZA | SEPTEMBER 2019
a film agent just a couple of
weeks before. I’m so happy, I burst
into tears. John then goes on to
share the names of my paternal
grandfather and my mother, and he
delivers some seemingly random
details and thoughts, which
actually meant
a lot to me,
about a close
friend who
had recently
passed away.
Anyone
can call
themselves a
psychic, and therearenoteststo
go into businessasone.Thereare
certain unofficialorganisations,
like the Forever FamilyFoundation,
that offer certifications,butthe
credentials aren’tuniform.Google
Henry, John or Wallace,andthe
search results will be split: for every
person singing their praises, there’s
another one calling BS. Like, did it
really take paranormal abilities to
divine that Tristan was a cheater?
But none of them seems
too bothered by it. Hell, they
sometimesenjoythechallenge.
‘A lotof peopleI readstartoffas
scepticsor nonbelievers,’Henry
says.‘Therecomesa pointin
everyreadingwhenyouseetheir
worldviewbeingchanged.’
‘I thinkit’squitegoodwhen
someone’ssceptical,’says
Wallace,whofit in a reading
formewhileshewasat the
hairdresser,‘becauseit canhelp
peoplebreakfreeof badstuff.The
waytheworldis at themoment,it
givespeoplea lotof empowerment
to say,“Allright,fromnowonit’s
a goodlife.”’
I didn’t pay for my readings, so
I can’t say whether it was money
well spent, but I think the same
rule that applies to any major
purchase – diamonds, stilettos,
balayage – applies here: if you
have to choose between a psychic
readingor payingyourrent,pay
yourdamnrent.AndI haveto point
outthatsomeof thestuffJohnand
Wallacetoldmecouldhavebeen
foundthroughonlineresearch.It
wouldn’thavebeeneasy,butit
waspossible.
Butmyreadingsfeltlikea little
brushwithmagic,andwhynot
believein magicif magicis what
getsyouthrough?Maybeworking
witha psychicis oneof those
thingswherewhatmattersmost
isn’tthatit’sfactualbutratherthat
it’smeaningful.I wonderif the
Kardashian-Jennerswouldagree?
WALLACE
‘She’llspendtime
reflectingonher
past,doinga lotof
soul-searching.I also
seeherfallingin
love.Relationships
arebecomingmore
importantto her.’
JOHN
‘I seemoredrama
andchaosin her
lovelife.Therewill
beconfusionwith
partners,relationships
endingandbeginning.
I don’tthinkshe’llhave
a setpartner.’
ARIANA
GRANDE
WALLACE
‘Thisis a powerful
yearforher,assheis
goingto achieveall
hergoals.Shewill
beextremelyfocused
onhercareerand
is goingto useher
celebritystatusto do
a largeamountof
charitywork.’
JOHN
‘Therewillbe
changesin thetype
of musicshecreates.
It willhavesofter
tones– she’llrelease
someballads.’
CARDIB
WALLACE
‘Thisis goingto be
a hardyear.She
willneedto make
decisionsonwhatshe
wantsfroma man.
Also,thisis nota lucky
yearforhercareer,
asshe’llstartto step
awayfromthemedia.’
JOHN
‘She’llpulloutof the
limelighta bit.She
wantsto bringherlife
in a newdirection.
I alsosensea break
withherand
herfamily.’
K H L O É
KARDASHIAN
WALLACE
‘I’m sensing a strong
relationship thatwill
lead to engagement
and possibly
marriage. She’ll have
a secret event with
family and friends.
I’m also feeling that
she will announce
there’s a baby onthe
way, as I feel a lotof
blue around her.’
JOHN
‘I see changes inher
career path, withless
of a focus on music.
Also an engagement.’
T A Y L O R
SWIFT
WALLACE
‘Sheis surroundedby
luckandhappiness.
Herrelationshipis
gettingstrong,andshe
willannounceanother
pregnancy.I’mseeing
a littlegirl.’
JOHN
‘I seea majorcareer
expansionanda new
real-estatepurchase
forher.She’llhave
a newrelationshipwith
a relativelyunknown
singer-songwriter
thatwillleadto
a quickengagement.’
K Y L I E
JENNER
S t a r
charts
We had to ask:
What are our fave celebs gonna do next?
‘Why not believe
in magic if magic
is what gets you
through it?’
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