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14 7 197 71 13 4CBS Reality
14 6 14 8 6 6 135Challenge
14 5 13 9 4 6 14 6Comedy Central Extra
12 7 18 2AMC
18 6 18 6 840Food Network
14 0 291 41 14 8Paramount Network
15 3 188 18 7 5 4Really
14 2 12 8 17 16 0Sony Crime
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15 9 15 2 5 5 13 35Spike
15 0 15 4 31 14114 9TLC
13 3 13 3 827 16 7 16 8Lifetime
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Quest Red
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Quest
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Blaze
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E!
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Programmes start at 12noon.
12.00 NOON FILM Emperor
Fact-based post-World
War Two drama starring
Matthew Fox. (2012,
12, 103min) ★★
2.00 PM The Terror Five
episodes, including at:
5.40 First Shot a
Winner, Lads: 5/10.
A strange illness begins
to show itself. (S1)
6.35 FILM The World’s
Fastest Indian
Fact-based adventure
with Anthony Hopkins
and Diane Ladd. (2005,
12, 127min) ★★★★
9.00 FILM Twilight
Supernatural romance
thriller starring Kristen
Stewart and Robert
Pattinson. (2008,
12, 122min) ★★★
11.20 Zoom In
11.30 Preacher 1/13. (S2)
12.20 to 5.30 AM Preacher
6.00 AM Diners, Drive-Ins
and Dives Double bill.
8.00 The Pioneer Woman
11.00 Barefoot Contessa
- Back to Basics
1.00 PM Hairy Bikers’
Mississippi Adventure
2.00 Tom Kerridge’s
American Feast
3.00 Jamie’s 30 Minute
Meals Six editions.
6.00 My Greatest Dishes
7.00 Hairy Bikers’
Mississippi Adventure
8.00 Tom Kerridge’s
American Feast Tom
visits Tucson in Arizona.
8.30 Tom travels to
Pittsburgh to sample
traditional dishes.
9.00 Man v Food with
Casey Webb
9.30 Man v Food
12.00 M’T Mystery Diners
12.30 AM Mystery Diners
1.00 to 3.00 AM Diners,
Drive-Ins and Dives
- 3 0 AM Tomorrow’s World
8.00 Teleshopping
9.00 Walker, Texas Ranger
1.00 PM Walker, Texas
Ranger 4/26. (S5)
2.00 Donal MacIntyre:
Unsolved The murder of
Valerie Graves in 2013.
3.00 Donal MacIntyre:
Unsolved Revisiting the
case of Trevor Deely.
4.00 Judge Judy
9.00 Urban Legends
A DJ baffles everyone
when he disappears.
9.30 Three unlikely
tales – only one
of which is true.
10.00 Medium Means and
Ends: 3/13. Scanlon
suffers from nightmares
about his late brother.
11.00 How To Kill
a Good Guy: 4/13.
Allison investigates
a girl’s murder. (S7)
12.00 M’T Medium 5/13. (S7)
1.00 AM Medium (S7)
3.00 to 6.00 AM Judge Judy
8.30 AM The Key of David
9.00 Diagnosis Murder
2.00 PM NCIS (S8)
7.00 Evidence of Evil The
murder of Lynette White.
8.00 The murder
of Rachel O’Reilly.
9.00 Scorpion Love Boat:
16/22. The team
investigate rumours that
shoulder-launch rockets
are being transported
on a luxury cruise ship.
10.00 Going South:
17/22. The team help
when a billionaire’s
daughter is kidnapped.
11.00 Once Bitten, Twice
Die: 18/22. A conflict
in Eastern Europe
threatens to escalate,
so the team facilitate
secret peace talks. (S1)
12.00 M’T Scorpion (S1)
1.00 AM Scorpion (S1)
2.00 Ultimate Force (S2)
3.05 Bonanza
4.00 The High Chaparral
4.50 to 6.00 AM The District9.00 AM Judge Judy
1.00 PM Judge Judy
5.00 Snapped: Killer
Couples Double bill.
7.00 Medical Detectives
The murder of a
high-school girl.- 3 0 A look at how
cat hair helped police
identify a killer.
8.00 Death Row Dates
A woman engaged to
a convicted murderer.
9.00 It Takes a Killer Six
editions, including at:
11.00 A destitute
criminal terrorises
central Florida.
11.30 A mentally
unstable man goes
on a shooting spree.
12.00 M’T It Takes a Killer
12.30 AM It Takes a Killer
3.00 Stalkers Who Kill
3.50 Hoarders
4.40 Unsolved Mysteries
5.30 to 6.00 AM
Bondi Rescue
7.00 AM Dale’s Supermarket
Sweep Six editions.
10.00 Catchphrase
12.00 NOON Bruce’s Price Is
Right Five editions.
2.30 PM Family Fortunes
5.00 Small Talk Triple bill of
the game show hosted
by Ronnie Corbett.
7.00 The Chase Triple bill of
the quiz show hosted
by Bradley Walsh.
10.00 Who Wants to Be a
Millionaire? Celebrity
Special With Esther
Rantzen and her son
Josh, Neil Pearson
and Charlie Higson,
and Ally McCoist
and Gabby Logan.
11.00 Who Wants to Be a
Millionaire? Celebrity
Special With Jon Snow,
Tony Slattery, Tim
Rice and Alice Beer.
12.00 M’T Bullseye
12.30 AM Bullseye
3.00 to 6.00 AM The Chase9.00 AM Smallville (S1)
10.50 House (S7)
1.40 PM House (S7)
3.35 FILM Something’s
Gotta Give Comedy
starring Jack Nicholson
and Diane Keaton.
(2003, 12, 128min) ★★
6.15 FILM Terms of
Endearment Comedy
drama starring Shirley
MacLaine and Debra
Winger. (1983, 15,
132min) ★★★★★
9.00 FILM Field of Dreams
Fantasy starring Kevin
Costner as an Iowa
farmer who hears a
voice instructing him to
build a baseball pitch for
the ghost of a sporting
legend. (1989, PG,
106min) ★★★★★
11.05 Arrow 22/23. (S2)
12.05 AM The X-Files (S9)
4.45 Lip Sync Battle: Alesha
Dixon v David Walliams
5.10 to 6.00 AM
The Office (US)6.00 AM Man vs Fish
with Matt Watson
7.00 Goblin Works Garage
8.00 Wheeler Dealers
1.00 PM Wheeler Dealers
2.00 American Pickers
3.00 Scrap Kings
4.00 The Last Alaskans
5.00 Goblin Works Garage
6.00 Wheeler Dealers
7.00 Salvage Hunters
Double bill of editions.
9.00 EFL on Quest The
latest action from
the Football League.
11.00 The Last Alaskans
A marauding bear
takes an interest in
Heimo’s new cabin.
12.00 M’T UFOs: The
Lost Evidence
1.00 AM Chasing Classic
Cars Double bill.
2.00 Fantomworks
3.00 Destroyed in Seconds
4.00 Goblin Works Garage
5.00 to 6.00 AM Overhaulin’6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress
6.25 Say Yes to the
Dress: Atlanta
7.00 Bondi Vet
8.00 Bondi Vet:
Coast to Coast
9.00 My 600lb Life: Where
Are They Now?
11.00 My 600lb Life- 0 0 PM Say Yes to the Dress
6.00 Long Island Medium
8.00 The Bad Skin Clinic
9.00 Evil Lives Here
10.00 Gucci Crimes of
Fashion: People
Magazine Investigates
11.00 The Murder Tapes
New edition The
case of Billy Shuler.
12.00 M’T Forensic Detectives
1.00 AM Murder on CCTV
2.00 Murder Comes to Town
3.00 FBI Files
3.50 Animal Cops Detroit
4.40 Bondi Vet
5.30 to 6.00 AM Say
Yes to the Dress
9.00 AM Access
9.10 Paddington Station
24/7 Documentary.
10.00 Cruising with Jane
McDonald Double bill.
12.00 NOON Ben Fogle:
New Lives in the Wild
2.00 PM Building Britain’s
Canals Triple bill.
5.00 Secrets of
Tutankhamun’s
Treasures
6.00 The Cars That Made
Britain Great Triple bill.
9.00 Paul Daniels:
My Life in Magic
10.30 Strictly Come Dancing:
Before They Were Stars
11.30 King Tut’s Tomb: The
Hidden Chamber
12.30 AM Tortured By
Mum and Dad?
1.30 The World’s Most
Luxurious Superyacht
2.30 Jo Brand’s
Cats & Kittens
3.30 Criminals:
Caught on Camera
3.55 to 4.00 AM Access7.00 AM Judge Judy
12.00 NOON Marrying Millions
1.00 PM Dance Moms
3.00 The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills
7.00 Flipping San Diego
A small home in North
Park, San Diego, with
several problems.
8.00 Little Women: LA
Jasmine battles with
stage fright and anxiety.
9.00 FILM Story of a Girl
Drama starring Kevin
Bacon and Sosie Bacon.
When a compromising
video of a teenager
goes viral, her carefree
life is changed forever.
(2017, 18, 90min) ★★
10.45 My Crazy Sex A
teacher who learned a
harsh lesson in romance
while on a flight.
11.45 The Toe Bro The
chiropodist treats
decades-old fungal nails.
12.45 to 4.00 AM
Hardcore Pawn9.00 AM Access
9.10 Criminals: Caught
on Camera
9.45 World Rally
Championship Preview
10.20 Trucking Hell
11.20 Can’t Pay? We’ll
Take It Away!
3.25 PM FILM Last of the
Comanches Western.
(1953, PG, 84min) ★★
5.10 FILM The Man with the
Gun Western. (1955,
b/w, PG, 88min) ★★★
7.00 LIVE Championship
Boxing Undercard
9.00 FILM Two Mules for
Sister Sara Comedy
Western. (1969, 15,
114min) ★★★
11.20 FILM Sabotage
Action thriller. (2013,
15, 107min) ★★- 3 0 AM Fights, Camera,
Action! Documentary.
2.35 to 3.00 AM Criminals:
Caught on Camera
6.00 AM Say Yes to the
Dress Four editions.
8.00 Say Yes... Atlanta
10.00 Say Yes... UK
1.00 PM Curvy Brides
Boutique Four editions.
3.00 Cake Boss Ten editions.
8.00 Say Yes to the Dress
Eryka looks for a new
dress after losing hers in
the California wildfires.
9.00 Dr Pimple Popper
Helping a man who is
covered in dry skin.
10.00 Olivia & Alex:
Happily Ever After?
Following celebrity
couple Alex Bowen
and Olivia Buckland.
11.00 The Man with No Penis
12.00 M’T Dr Pimple Popper
1.00 AM Olivia & Alex:
Happily Ever After?
2.00 The Man with No Penis
3.00 Say Yes to the Dress
4.00 Say Yes... Atlanta
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Say Yes to the Dress7.00 AM Body of Evidence
12.00 NOON Fear Thy
Neighbour Four editions.
4.00 PM Bizarre Murders
Ten editions, including at:
8.00 An actor blurs the
lines of fantasy and
reality and murders his
beautiful co-star when
the script calls for her
to end their relationship.
8.30 Two elderly
women befriend a
homeless man in
order to murder him.
9.00 Fear Thy Neighbour
A dispute over a
shared driveway.
10.00 A man becomes
embroiled in the
lives of his tenants.
11.00 The friendship
between two families
comes to a violent end.
12.00 M’T Fear Thy Neighbour
1.00 AM Fear Thy Neighbour
2.00 to 4.00 AM
Fatal Attraction6.00 AM Most Ridiculous
10.00 Takeshi’s Castle
11.00 Impractical Jokers:
Nitro Circus
Spectacular
12.50 PM Impractical Jokers
3.05 Bob’s Burgers (S6)
5.00 Fresh Prince of Bel Air
7.00 Bob’s Burgers Four
episodes. (S6&7)
9.00 Friends Six episodes of
the sitcom, including at:
11.30 3/25. Guest stars
David Arquette. (S3)
12.00 M’T Friends 4/25. (S3)
12.30 AM Friends 5/25. (S3)
1.00 FILM Not Another Teen
Movie Spoof teen
comedy starring Chyler
Leigh and Chris Evans.
(2001, 15, 89min) ★
2.45 The Ricky Gervais
Show 3&4/13. (S3)
3.40 Russell Howard’s Good
News Highlights show.
4.25 Frankenfood
5.10 to 6.00 AM Friends6.00 AM Escape to the
Country In Cumbria.
7.00 Cruise TV with
LoveitBookit
8.00 Homes Under the
Hammer Four editions.
12.00 NOON Antiques Road
Trip Double bill.
2.00 PM Cops UK: Bodycam
Squad Double bill.
4.00 Helicopter ER
8.00 Cops UK: Bodycam
Squad Keith gets
lost on the roads of
Derbyshire looking
for a wanted man.
9.00 Helicopter ER
10.00 Nightwatch:
Emergency After Dark
11.00 Nurses Who Kill
12. 0 0 M’T Hollywood Homicide
1.00 AM Child Killer:
Murder in Michigan
2.00 Teleshopping
4.00 RIP Files
4.50 My Extreme Weight
Loss Journey
5.35 to 6.00 AM
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6.00 AM Ancient Aliens
8.00 Forged in Fire
10.00 Hardcore Pawn
12.00 NOON Storage Wars:
Te x a s Six editions.
3.00 PM Pawn Stars
7.00 WW2 Treasure
Hunters Relics from
the United States’
elite 82nd airborne
infantry division.
8.00 Air Emergency Fires.
9.00 UFO Europe: The
Untold Stories
10.00 Ancient Aliens Possible
alien influences
on rocket scientist
Wernher von Braun.
11.00 Ancient Top Ten A look
at how advanced the
ancient world really was.
12.00 M’T American
Restoration
1.00 AM American
Restoration
2.00 Mega Transports
3.00 Ax Men
5.00 to 6.00 AM
American Restoration7.00 AM News
8.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
11.00 News: Daily Pop
12.00 NOON Keeping Up
with the Kardashians
2.00 PM Botched
3.00 Live from the
Red Carpet: The
2019 Primetime
Emmy Awards
5.00 Dating: No Filter
6.00 Flip It Like Disick
7.00 News Showbiz news.
8.00 Keeping Up with the
Kardashians Kim
receives a devastating
medical diagnosis
9.00 Khloe tries to
figure out how to
co-exist with her ex.
10.00 Dating: No Filter
11.00 Flip It Like Disick
12.00 M’T Very Cavallari
1.00 AM Very Cavallari
2.00 Teleshopping
3.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
4.00 to 5.00 AM News★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor