TV&Satellite Week 85
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10 5 10 5 805 105 15 0 5 10 5 10 5105 10 5SKY ONE
10 6 10 6 806 11 0 10 9116 116 107 9/82 10 617 311 0 1076.00 AM Milkshake!
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S)
11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors
Documentary. (S)(R)(AD)
12 .10 PM News (S)
12.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors A
teenager’s insomnia. (S)(R)(AD)1.10 Access Showbiz news. (S)
1.15 Home and Away (S)(AD)
1.45 Neighbours (S)(AD)
2.15 FILM The Perfect Stalker
Thriller starring Danielle Savre.
(S) (2017, 12, 105min) ★★4.00 Friends 14&15/24. (S4) (S)(R)
5.00 News (S)
5.30 Neighbours Shaun burns the
custody document. (S)(R)(AD)6.00 Home and Away Raffy asks
Maggie about her exam results,
but the news is bad. (S)(R)(AD)
6.30 News (S)
6.00 AM Animal House (S)(R)(AD)
7.00 Monkey Business (S)(R)(AD)
8.00 The Dog Whisperer (R)
9.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response
Documentary. (S)(R)(AD)
10.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1) (S)(R)
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)
1.00 PM Hawaii Five-0 (S9) (R)
3.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response
3/10. (S3) (S)(R)(AD)
4.00 Modern Family 18&19/22.
Double bill. (S10) (R)
5.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)
5.30 Futurama Decision 3012:
Leela enters politics. (S)(R)
6.00 The Thief of Baghead:
Bender lands a job as a
celebrity photographer. (S)(R)
6.30 The Simpsons The Otto
Show: Featuring the guest
voices of Spinal Tap. (S)(R)6.00 AM Funniest Animals
6.20 Guinness World Records
6.45 You’ve Been Framed!
7.10 Dinner Date
8.00 Emmerdale
8.30 Coronation Street
9.25 Ellen DeGeneres Show
10.25 Superstore
11.15 Dress to Impress
12 .15 PM Emmerdale
12.45 Coronation Street
1.50 The Ellen DeGeneres
Show New edition
2.45 Supermarket Sweep6.00 AM Hollyoaks
7.00 How I Met Your Mother
8.00 Melissa & Joey
9.00 Baby Daddy
10.00 The Big Bang Theory
11.00 The Goldbergs
12.00 NOON Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey
3.00 Baby Daddy
4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
5.00 The Goldbergs
6.00 The Big Bang Theory
2&3/24. Double bill. (S9)3.50 Dinner Date
4.50 Dress to Impress
5.50 Take Me Out
7.00 You’ve Been Framed!
Gold Top 100 Talent
Talent-themed comedy clips.
8.00 Supermarket Sweep
New edition Game show
hosted by Rylan Clark-Neal.
9.00 FILM American Pie Bawdy
sex comedy starring Jason
Biggs, Chris Klein and
Natasha Lyonne. A group of
teenage friends pledge to
lose their virginity before the
school prom – which is only
three weeks away. With
Thomas Ian Nicholas.
(1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★7.00 Hollyoaks Cindy feels
scorned by Luke.
7.30 The Good Place 1/13.
Back where she started,
Eleanor finds a clue she
left for herself. (S2)
8.00 The Big Bang Theory
4/24. Amy stays with Sheldon
while her apartment
undergoes repairs.
8.30 5/24. Amy and
Sheldon have an argument
over their schedules. (S10)
9.00 Celebrity Gogglebox
Killing Eve, Naked Attraction
and Serengeti are appraised.
10.00 The Inbetweeners (S3)11.05 Family Guy
12.05 AM American Dad!
12.55 Don’t Hate the Playaz
1.40 Superstore
2.10 to 2.25 AM
Totally Bonkers
Guinness World Records11.10 Rick and Morty
12 .15 AM The Big Bang Theory
1.15 Gogglebox
2.15 Rob Beckett’s
Savage Socials
2.55 The Inbetweeners
3.50 The Big Bang Theory
4.35 to 6.00 AM How
I Met Your Mother3 October
7.00 Animals After Dark
3/3. Miranda Krestovnikoff
observes a pack of wolves
that have a serious fi ght on
their hands, while Philippa
Forrester sees what badgers
get up to underground in a
specially built sett. (S)(R)7.00 The Simpsons
Bart’s Friend Falls in Love:
Milhouse falls in love with
the new girl at school. (S)(R)- 3 0 My Mother the
Carjacker: Homer’s mother
asks for help. With the guest
voice of Glenn Close. (S)(R)
8.00 NEW SERIES The
Wonderful World
of Crafting
Michelle Ackerley and
Rosie Wolfenden follow
hobby crafters as they get to
show their creations at craft
fairs for the fi rst time. (S)8.00 Football’s Funniest
Moments
Memorable incidents
from the world of football,
including Gary Neville’s stint
at Valencia. With David
James, Jamie Carragher and
Paul Whitehouse. (S)(R)9.00 NEW SERIES Rich
House, Poor House
1/6. In Doncaster, diet
entrepreneur Terri-Ann
and her family exchange
homes with accident-repair
driver Mick, his wife Anne
and their children. (S)9.00 A League of Their Own
New edition David Walliams
guest hosts as Andrew
Flintoff, Jamie Redknapp and
Romesh Ranganathan team
up with comedian Jimmy
Carr, gymnast Max Whitlock
and presenter Helen Skelton.10.00 The Hunting
Series fi nale Sluts: 4/4. The
case goes to court, and
Andy’s parents are forced
to acknowledge what kind
of upbringing they have
given their son. (S1) (S)
■ All episodes are on My5.10.00 Frayed
New episode 2/6. Sammy
gets a job with an old school
mate, who is keen to punish
her for the past, while her ex
Dan makes it clear he hasn’t
forgiven her either. (S1)11.15 One Night with My Ex (S)(R)
12 .10 AM Inside the World’s
Multi-Million Pound
Mega Mansions (S)(R)
1.05 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show
3.05 Access Showbiz news. (S)
3.10 Secret Scotland (S)(R)(AD)
4.00 Cruising with Jane McDonald
4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)
5.10 Nick’s Quest (S)(R)
5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (SL)(R)
11.00 Temple 3/8. (S1) (R)(AD)
12.00 M’T The Reluctant Landlord
5/6. (S2) (R)(AD)
12.30 AM Brit Cops: Frontline
Crime UK In Wales. (S)(R)
1.30 The Force: North East (S)(R)
2.30 NCIS: Los Angeles (S1) (S)(R)
3.30 Road Wars (S)(R)
4.00 Futurama (S)(R)
5.00 to 6.00 AM It’s Me or the Dog
Five problematic pugs. (R)7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days
Followed by Weather
7.30 Top of the Pops: 1988
Featuring Kim Wilde, and
Everything but the Girl.
8.00 Greece with Simon
Reeve 2/2. Simon travels to
the north of the country.
9.00 NEW SERIES Eugenics:
Science’s Greatest
Scandal 1/2. Angela
Saini and Adam Pearson
investigate eugenics.
10.00 The Science of D-Day
The science and innovations
that made the Normandy
landings possible.
10.30 LIVE Athletics: World
Championships Day
seven from Doha, Qatar.8.55 AM A Place in the Sun:
Winter Sun Double bill.
11.00 Kirstie and Phil’s Love It
or List It From Scotland.
12.00 NOON Escape to
the Chateau: DIY
1.05 PM Come Dine with Me
3.50 George Clarke’s Old
House, New Home
4.50 The Secret Life of the
Zoo A rhino gives birth.
5.55 The Supervet11.00 Bute: The Scot Who
Spent a Welsh Fortune
The story of Victorian
aristocrat and architecture
enthusiast John Patrick
Crichton-Stuart.
12.00 M’T Top of the Pops:
1988 As shown at 7.30pm.
12.30 AM B Is for Book
1.30 to 3.35 AM Spiral6.55 Grand Designs A couple
decide to build a home on
an old industrial site in the
Midlothian countryside.
7.55 Escape to the Chateau
Angel Adoree redesigns
the rooms in one of the
chateau’s turrets with a
fruits and flowers motif.
9.00 New Amsterdam New
episode 2/22. Frome and
Kapoor make a legal
challenge to a school district
over a young boy’s extensive
psychiatric medication. (S1)
10.00 24 Hours in A&E The team
treat two patients arriving by
helicopter on the hospital’s
new helipad, including a
man who fell from a ladder.11.00 999: What’s Your
Emergency? Crimes
committed by young drivers.
12.05 AM New Amsterdam
1.00 The Secret Life of the Zoo
2.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
3.05 to 3.35 AM
Food UnwrappedBBC1
SCOTLAND
Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960
9.00-10.00pm NEW
SERIES Tiny Lives (S)
N. IRELAND
Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957
10.35pm The View (S)
11 .15 Question Time
(S) 12.15am Brexitcast
(S) 12.45-6.00am
BBC News (S)
WALES
Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964
No variationsBBC2
N. IRELAND
Sky 972 , Freesat 969
No variations
WALES
Sky 971 , Freesat 971
No variationsITV
As main ITV except:
WALES
7.30-8.00pm Return to
the Mountain New edition
(S) 10.45 Car Insurance:
Costs and Cons? Tonight
New edition (S)
11.10-11.40pm Heathrow:
Britain’s Busiest Airport
New edition (S)(AD)S4C
Sky 13 4, Virgin 16 6, Freesat 12 0
6.00am Cyw 12.00noon
Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd
12.05pm Bywyd y Fet
12.30 Heno 1. 3 0 Rhannu
2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r
Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da
3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r
Tywydd 3.05 Aur y Noson
Lawen 4.00 Awr Fawr: Sblij
a Sbloj 4.10 Awr Fawr:
Cymylaubychain 4.20 Awr
Fawr: Bach a Mawr 4.35
Awr Fawr: Sion y Chef
4.45 Awr Fawr: Asra 5.00
Stwnsh: Ffeil 5.05 Stwnsh:
Angelo am Byth 5.15
Stwnsh: Gwboi a Twm Twm
5.25 Stwnsh: Y Dyfnfor
5.45 Stwnsh: Rygbi Pawb
6.00 Newyddion S4C a’r
Tywydd 6.05 Ysgol
Ddawns Anti Karen 6.30
Rownd a Rownd (AD) 7.00
Heno 7. 3 0 Pobol y Cwm
(AD) 8.00 Yn y Gwaed
New edition 9.00
Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd
9.30 Jonathan: Cwpan
Rygbi’r Byd 2019 New
edition 10.30 Rali GB
Cymru 11.00-11.35pm
Hansh New edition9.00 Rich House, Poor House 10.00 FrayedNEW