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Sky Witness

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Sky Atlantic

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ITV Be

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Pick

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Comedy Central

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Dave

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Sky Two

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6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street

6.50 Classic Emmerdale

7.45 Heartbeat

8.50 On the Buses

9.55 Rising Damp

10.25 Outside Edge

11.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot

12.40 PM Heartbeat As 5.55pm.

1.45 Classic Emmerdale

2.50 Classic Coronation Street

3.55 Midsomer Murders

5.55 Heartbeat Hung for a Sheep:

Vernon attempts to impress

new arrival Dr Liz Merrick.

8.00 Criminal Minds

Zugzwang: 12/24. The

FBI profi lers investigate

when Reid’s mystery love

interest is kidnapped. (S8)

8.00 Blue Bloods

Moonlighting: 9/22.

A convicted contract

murdered strikes a

deal with Danny. (S2)

8.00 Vera Cold River: The

detective investigates

when a successful

businesswoman’s sister is

found dead in the River

Tyne, and suspects the

victim was about to bring

a terrible secret to light.

8.00 Rugby World Cup’s

Greatest Tries A look

back at some of the

tournament’s most

memorable tries.

6.00 AM Nothing to Declare

7.00 UK Border Force

8.00 Paramedics

9.00 Blue Bloods 3/22. (S1)

10.00 Criminal Minds 9/23. (S2)

11.00 CSI 3/23. Grissom investigates

an apparent suicide. (S2)

12.00 NOON Elementary 4/24. (S1)

1.00 PM Blue Bloods 4/22. (S1)

2.00 The Real A&E

3.00 Children’s Hospital

4.00 Paramedics

5.00 UK Border Force

6.00 Nothing to Declare

6.00 AM Richard E Grant’s Hotel

Secrets The French Riviera.

7.00 Storm City Earthquakes.

8.00 The British

9.00 CSI 8/23. (S1)

10.00 The West Wing (S7)

12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S6)

2.00 PM Blue Bloods 8/22. (S2)

3.00 The West Wing (S7)

5.00 Without a Trace 9/18. An

ex-convict goes missing after

visiting a current prison inmate.

6.00 10/18. A college student

vanishes while working as a

department store Santa. (S6)

7. 2 0 AM A Sharp Intake of Breath
   8.20 Chef!
   9.00 As Time Goes By
   9.40 Last of the Summer Wine
   11.40 2point4 Children
   12.20 PM Chef!
   1.00 Hi-de-Hi!
   1.40 Keeping Up Appearances
   2.20 Open All Hours As 7.00pm.
   3.00 Last of the Summer Wine
   5.00 2point4 Children
   5.40 Hi-de-Hi!
   6.20 Keeping Up Appearances
   Daddy goes on the rampage.

10.00 Criminal Minds Final

Shot: 3/24. A sniper

strikes just days before

the anniversary of

JFK’s death. (S9)

10.00 FILM Phil Spector

Drama starring Al Pacino

and Helen Mirren.

(2013, 15, 92min) ★★★

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Law & Order: UK

Masquerade: 6/7. A

library book provides

the only clue to the

murder of a student. (S3)

10.00 FILM Lethal Weapon 3

Comedy action thriller

sequel with Mel Gibson.

(1992, 15, 118min) ★★

SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

7.00 Air Ambulance ER The

helicopter battles against

bad weather as it tries to

provide urgent help to a

suspected stroke victim.

7.00 CSI Anonymous: 8/23.

Grissom is confronted by

a staged suicide with

haunting echoes of a

previous case. (S1)

7.00 Open All Hours

Arkwright has a rival for

Nurse Gladys’s attention.

7.40 Dad’s Army Sergeant

Wilson is appointed

manager of another

branch of the bank.

8.20 The platoon have

to share the church hall

with the ARP wardens.

6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot

Problem at Sea: A woman

is murdered on a cruise

ship, presenting Poirot

with a host of suspects.

7.00 Rugby World Cup

2019 Highlights Action

from the latest matches

including Ireland v Russia

and Georgia v Fiji.

9.00 FBI New episode The

Armorer’s Faith: 10/22.

OA and Maggie try to

stop the sale of some

dangerous weapons. (S1)

9.00 NEW SERIES Catherine

The Great 1/4. Drama.

See feature, page 4.

All episodes are available

on Sky Box Sets. (S1)

9.00 The Royle Family The

family celebrate Baby

David’s christening.

9.40 Not Going Out

Lee pretends to be

Tim in front of Kate’s

Australian friend Ruth.

10.20 Goodness Gracious Me

A Bollywood star sets out

to make his fi rst Western.

9.00 Junk and Disorderly

Henry Cole and Sam

Lovegrove make money

out of buying and selling

unwanted classic cars.

7.00 AM Celebrity Four

Weddings

8.00 60 Minute Makeover

10.00 My Kitchen Rules: New

Zealand Double bill.

12.00 NOON Wild Vets

1.00 PM The Dog Whisperer

2.00 Most Haunted

3.00 Babylon 5 11/22. (S2)

4.00 The Chase USA

5.00 The Crystal Maze

6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S7)

7.00 Stargate SG-1 Space

Race: 8/22. (S7)

8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t

Echo With Kate Humble

and Catherine Tate.

9.00 Jamestown 1&2/8.

Double bill. (S2)

11.00 Sun, Sea and A&E

12.00 M’T A League of Their

Own With Jimmy Carr.

1.00 AM Frayed 2/6. (S1)

2.00 Stop, Search, Seize

3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t

Echo As 8.00pm.

4.00 Wild Vets

5.00 to 6.00 AM

The Chase USA

7.00 AM Nothing to Declare

8.00 Border Security:

America’s Front Line

9.00 Border Patrol

10.00 Police Ten 7

11.00 Police Force: Australia

12.00 NOON Road Wars

1.00 PM Banged Up Abroad

2.00 Border Patrol

3.00 Nothing to Declare

4.00 Canada’s Front Line

5.00 America’s Front Line

6.00 Without a Trace

7.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S1)

8.00 MacGyver 19/21. (S1)

9.00 An Idiot Abroad

10.00 The Moaning of Life

11.00 The Force: Manchester

12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad

1.00 AM Brit Cops:

War on Crime

2.00 Road Wars

3.00 Border Patrol

4.00 Highway Patrol

4.30 Motorway Patrol

5.00 to 6.00 AM

Nothing to Declare

7.10 AM Redneck Road Trip

8.00 American Pickers

9.00 Storage Hunters UK

10.00 American Pickers

11.00 Bodycam Squad

12.00 NOON Modern Wheels

or Classic Steals

1.00 PM Top Gear

2.00 Bodycam Squad

3.00 Modern Wheels

or Classic Steals

4.00 Timber Kings

5.00 Top Gear Double bill.

7.00 Would I Lie to You?

8.20 QI With Jimmy Carr.

9.00 Live at the Apollo

10.00 Judge Romesh

11.00 QI With Sean Lock.

11.40 Would I Lie to You?

The Unseen Bits

12.20 AM Would I Lie to You?

At Christmas

1.00 Mock the Week

1.40 Live at the Apollo

2.45 Dave Gorman: Modern

Life Is Goodish

3.35 to 4.00 AM The

Indestructibles

7.00 AM Be Beautiful

7.10 CELEBrations

8.00 Buying and Selling

9.00 LittleBe

12.00 NOON Be Beautiful

12 .10 PM Income Property

12.30 The Real Housewives

of New Jersey

1.20 The Bachelor USA

2.15 Married to Medicine

3.10 The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills

4.05 The Real Housewives

of Atlanta Double bill.

6.00 Buying and Selling

8.00 Dinner Date

9.00 Vanderpump Rules

New edition Stassi

organises a party to

celebrate Lisa’s new job.

10.00 The Real Housewives of

Cheshire Reality show.

11.00 Married to Medicine

New edition

12.00 M’T The Only Way Is

Essex Reality series.

12.45 to 1.45 AM Love Island

USA New edition

5.45 AM LIVE Rugby World Cup

2019 Coverage of Georgia v

Fiji at Hanazono Rugby

Stadium. Kick off is at 6.15.

8.30 Quincy ME

9.35 Minder

10.35 The Sweeney

11.40 The Professionals

12.40 PM The Saint

1.45 Kojak

2.50 Quincy ME

3.50 Minder

4.55 The Professionals

5.55 The Sweeney

8.00 AM Friends (S10)

9.00 Fresh Prince of Bel Air

11.00 Friends

1.00 PM Friends

4.00 Impractical Jokers

5.00 Friends Six editions of

the US sitcom. (S1)

8.00 Blockbusters Double

bill of the quiz show.

9.00 FILM Coming to

America Romantic

comedy starring Eddie

Murphy as an African

prince looking for a

bride in New York’s

Queens borough.

With Arsenio Hall,

James Earl Jones

and Shari Headley.

(1988, 15, 116min) ★★

11.00 The Ricky Gervais

Show 5&6/13. (S3)

12.00 M’T South Park (S23)

12.30 AM South Park (S5&6)

3.50 The Daily Show

New edition Talk show.

4.10 to 5.00 AM

Impractical Jokers

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11.00 Criminal Minds 4/24. The new

chief cracks the whip. (S9)

12.00 M’T CSI 3/23. (S2)

1.00 AM Criminal Minds (S13)

2.00 UK Border Force

3.00 Air Ambulance ER

4.00 Children’s Hospital

5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E

11.45 The Sopranos 6/21. Gossip is

rife about Vito’s secret life. (S6)

12.55 AM The Sopranos 7/21. (S6)

2.05 Last Week Tonight with

John Oliver Talk show.

2.40 Dexter 4/12. (S3)

3.45 Girls 7/10. (S6)

4.20 to 6.00 AM The West Wing

11.00 Two Pints of Lager

and a Packet of Crisps

11.40 Live at the Apollo

12.45 AM Game On

1.20 Two Pints of Lager...

1.55 Live at the Apollo

2.45 The Royle Family As 9pm.

3.15 to 4.00 AM Game On

11.00 Law & Order: UK Anonymous:

7/7. The team try to catch a

cyberstalker who has been

tormenting his victim for two

years, but the case turns into

a murder investigation. (S3)

12.00 M’T to 2.15 AM

Inspector Morse

12.25 AM The Sweeney

A gynaecologist’s suitcase is

stolen, but he is reluctant

to reveal its contents.

1.30 Minder Terry’s fingerprints

are found on a getaway car,

so he is forced to attend court.

2.20 to 2.45 AM The Protectors

9.00 FBI 9.00 Catherine the Great 10.20 Goodness Graccious Me 10.00 Law and Order: UK 5.55 The Sweeney

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