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6.00 AM Classic Coronation Street
6.50 Classic Emmerdale
7.45 Heartbeat
8.50 On the Buses
9.55 Rising Damp
10.25 Outside Edge
11.30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
12.40 PM Heartbeat As 5.55pm.
1.45 Classic Emmerdale
2.50 Classic Coronation Street
3.55 Midsomer Murders
5.55 Heartbeat Hung for a Sheep:
Vernon attempts to impress
new arrival Dr Liz Merrick.

8.00 Criminal Minds
Zugzwang: 12/24. The
FBI profi lers investigate
when Reid’s mystery love
interest is kidnapped. (S8)

8.00 Blue Bloods
Moonlighting: 9/22.
A convicted contract
murdered strikes a
deal with Danny. (S2)

8.00 Vera Cold River: The
detective investigates
when a successful
businesswoman’s sister is
found dead in the River
Tyne, and suspects the
victim was about to bring
a terrible secret to light.

8.00 Rugby World Cup’s
Greatest Tries A look
back at some of the
tournament’s most
memorable tries.

6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
7.00 UK Border Force
8.00 Paramedics
9.00 Blue Bloods 3/22. (S1)
10.00 Criminal Minds 9/23. (S2)
11.00 CSI 3/23. Grissom investigates
an apparent suicide. (S2)
12.00 NOON Elementary 4/24. (S1)
1.00 PM Blue Bloods 4/22. (S1)
2.00 The Real A&E
3.00 Children’s Hospital
4.00 Paramedics
5.00 UK Border Force
6.00 Nothing to Declare

6.00 AM Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets The French Riviera.
7.00 Storm City Earthquakes.
8.00 The British
9.00 CSI 8/23. (S1)
10.00 The West Wing (S7)
12.00 NOON Without a Trace (S6)
2.00 PM Blue Bloods 8/22. (S2)
3.00 The West Wing (S7)
5.00 Without a Trace 9/18. An
ex-convict goes missing after
visiting a current prison inmate.
6.00 10/18. A college student
vanishes while working as a
department store Santa. (S6)


  1. 2 0 AM A Sharp Intake of Breath
    8.20 Chef!
    9.00 As Time Goes By
    9.40 Last of the Summer Wine
    11.40 2point4 Children
    12.20 PM Chef!
    1.00 Hi-de-Hi!
    1.40 Keeping Up Appearances
    2.20 Open All Hours As 7.00pm.
    3.00 Last of the Summer Wine
    5.00 2point4 Children
    5.40 Hi-de-Hi!
    6.20 Keeping Up Appearances
    Daddy goes on the rampage.


10.00 Criminal Minds Final
Shot: 3/24. A sniper
strikes just days before
the anniversary of
JFK’s death. (S9)

10.00 FILM Phil Spector
Drama starring Al Pacino
and Helen Mirren.
(2013, 15, 92min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.00 Law & Order: UK
Masquerade: 6/7. A
library book provides
the only clue to the
murder of a student. (S3)

10.00 FILM Lethal Weapon 3
Comedy action thriller
sequel with Mel Gibson.
(1992, 15, 118min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

7.00 Air Ambulance ER The
helicopter battles against
bad weather as it tries to
provide urgent help to a
suspected stroke victim.

7.00 CSI Anonymous: 8/23.
Grissom is confronted by
a staged suicide with
haunting echoes of a
previous case. (S1)

7.00 Open All Hours
Arkwright has a rival for
Nurse Gladys’s attention.
7.40 Dad’s Army Sergeant
Wilson is appointed
manager of another
branch of the bank.
8.20 The platoon have
to share the church hall
with the ARP wardens.

6.55 Agatha Christie’s Poirot
Problem at Sea: A woman
is murdered on a cruise
ship, presenting Poirot
with a host of suspects.

7.00 Rugby World Cup
2019 Highlights Action
from the latest matches
including Ireland v Russia
and Georgia v Fiji.

9.00 FBI New episode The
Armorer’s Faith: 10/22.
OA and Maggie try to
stop the sale of some
dangerous weapons. (S1)

9.00 NEW SERIES Catherine
The Great 1/4. Drama.
See feature, page 4.
All episodes are available
on Sky Box Sets. (S1)

9.00 The Royle Family The
family celebrate Baby
David’s christening.
9.40 Not Going Out
Lee pretends to be
Tim in front of Kate’s
Australian friend Ruth.
10.20 Goodness Gracious Me
A Bollywood star sets out
to make his fi rst Western.

9.00 Junk and Disorderly
Henry Cole and Sam
Lovegrove make money
out of buying and selling
unwanted classic cars.

7.00 AM Celebrity Four
Weddings
8.00 60 Minute Makeover
10.00 My Kitchen Rules: New
Zealand Double bill.
12.00 NOON Wild Vets
1.00 PM The Dog Whisperer
2.00 Most Haunted
3.00 Babylon 5 11/22. (S2)
4.00 The Chase USA
5.00 The Crystal Maze
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S7)
7.00 Stargate SG-1 Space
Race: 8/22. (S7)
8.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo With Kate Humble
and Catherine Tate.
9.00 Jamestown 1&2/8.
Double bill. (S2)
11.00 Sun, Sea and A&E
12.00 M’T A League of Their
Own With Jimmy Carr.
1.00 AM Frayed 2/6. (S1)
2.00 Stop, Search, Seize
3.00 Duck Quacks Don’t
Echo As 8.00pm.
4.00 Wild Vets
5.00 to 6.00 AM
The Chase USA

7.00 AM Nothing to Declare
8.00 Border Security:
America’s Front Line
9.00 Border Patrol
10.00 Police Ten 7
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 NOON Road Wars
1.00 PM Banged Up Abroad
2.00 Border Patrol
3.00 Nothing to Declare
4.00 Canada’s Front Line
5.00 America’s Front Line
6.00 Without a Trace
7.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S1)
8.00 MacGyver 19/21. (S1)
9.00 An Idiot Abroad
10.00 The Moaning of Life
11.00 The Force: Manchester
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Brit Cops:
War on Crime
2.00 Road Wars
3.00 Border Patrol
4.00 Highway Patrol
4.30 Motorway Patrol
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare

7.10 AM Redneck Road Trip
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters UK
10.00 American Pickers
11.00 Bodycam Squad
12.00 NOON Modern Wheels
or Classic Steals
1.00 PM Top Gear
2.00 Bodycam Squad
3.00 Modern Wheels
or Classic Steals
4.00 Timber Kings
5.00 Top Gear Double bill.
7.00 Would I Lie to You?
8.20 QI With Jimmy Carr.
9.00 Live at the Apollo
10.00 Judge Romesh
11.00 QI With Sean Lock.
11.40 Would I Lie to You?
The Unseen Bits
12.20 AM Would I Lie to You?
At Christmas
1.00 Mock the Week
1.40 Live at the Apollo
2.45 Dave Gorman: Modern
Life Is Goodish
3.35 to 4.00 AM The
Indestructibles

7.00 AM Be Beautiful
7.10 CELEBrations
8.00 Buying and Selling
9.00 LittleBe
12.00 NOON Be Beautiful
12 .10 PM Income Property
12.30 The Real Housewives
of New Jersey
1.20 The Bachelor USA
2.15 Married to Medicine
3.10 The Real Housewives
of Beverly Hills
4.05 The Real Housewives
of Atlanta Double bill.
6.00 Buying and Selling
8.00 Dinner Date
9.00 Vanderpump Rules
New edition Stassi
organises a party to
celebrate Lisa’s new job.
10.00 The Real Housewives of
Cheshire Reality show.
11.00 Married to Medicine
New edition
12.00 M’T The Only Way Is
Essex Reality series.
12.45 to 1.45 AM Love Island
USA New edition

5.45 AM LIVE Rugby World Cup
2019 Coverage of Georgia v
Fiji at Hanazono Rugby
Stadium. Kick off is at 6.15.
8.30 Quincy ME
9.35 Minder
10.35 The Sweeney
11.40 The Professionals
12.40 PM The Saint
1.45 Kojak
2.50 Quincy ME
3.50 Minder
4.55 The Professionals
5.55 The Sweeney

8.00 AM Friends (S10)
9.00 Fresh Prince of Bel Air
11.00 Friends
1.00 PM Friends
4.00 Impractical Jokers
5.00 Friends Six editions of
the US sitcom. (S1)
8.00 Blockbusters Double
bill of the quiz show.
9.00 FILM Coming to
America Romantic
comedy starring Eddie
Murphy as an African
prince looking for a
bride in New York’s
Queens borough.
With Arsenio Hall,
James Earl Jones
and Shari Headley.
(1988, 15, 116min) ★★
11.00 The Ricky Gervais
Show 5&6/13. (S3)
12.00 M’T South Park (S23)
12.30 AM South Park (S5&6)
3.50 The Daily Show
New edition Talk show.
4.10 to 5.00 AM
Impractical Jokers

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11.00 Criminal Minds 4/24. The new
chief cracks the whip. (S9)
12.00 M’T CSI 3/23. (S2)
1.00 AM Criminal Minds (S13)
2.00 UK Border Force
3.00 Air Ambulance ER
4.00 Children’s Hospital
5.00 to 6.00 AM The Real A&E

11.45 The Sopranos 6/21. Gossip is
rife about Vito’s secret life. (S6)
12.55 AM The Sopranos 7/21. (S6)
2.05 Last Week Tonight with
John Oliver Talk show.
2.40 Dexter 4/12. (S3)
3.45 Girls 7/10. (S6)
4.20 to 6.00 AM The West Wing

11.00 Two Pints of Lager
and a Packet of Crisps
11.40 Live at the Apollo
12.45 AM Game On
1.20 Two Pints of Lager...
1.55 Live at the Apollo
2.45 The Royle Family As 9pm.
3.15 to 4.00 AM Game On

11.00 Law & Order: UK Anonymous:
7/7. The team try to catch a
cyberstalker who has been
tormenting his victim for two
years, but the case turns into
a murder investigation. (S3)
12.00 M’T to 2.15 AM
Inspector Morse

12.25 AM The Sweeney
A gynaecologist’s suitcase is
stolen, but he is reluctant
to reveal its contents.
1.30 Minder Terry’s fingerprints
are found on a getaway car,
so he is forced to attend court.
2.20 to 2.45 AM The Protectors

9.00 FBI 9.00 Catherine the Great 10.20 Goodness Graccious Me 10.00 Law and Order: UK 5.55 The Sweeney

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