Reader\'s Digest Canada - 10.2019

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Tee-Hee!

Golf is literally a sport to see

who can play the least golf.

— 21COSNER ON REDDIT.COM

Golf is a game in which

you yell “Fore,” shoot six

and write down five.

— HAROLD COFFIN, writer

The average golfer walks

about 150 km and drinks four

litres of alcohol each year.

Which means golfers get

about 38 km to the litre.

— VENKMAN62 ON REDDIT.COM

The safest place to

stand when I hit a

golf ball is directly in

front of me.

— @INKEDUPKIDDER

As far as I can tell, the

requirements to be a

professional golfer are the

same as to be a drag queen:

crazy outfit, crazy name.

— @GABYDUNN

Golf is the perfect

thing to do on a

Sunday because

you spend more

time praying on the

course than if you

went to church.

— BROCKOLI117

ON REDDIT.COM

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