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appears we are born with the correct
instincts, but by the time we’ve grown
up, we’ve forgotten how it’s done.
I myself am oldish (though not yet
elderly) and by now have had quite a
bit of experience falling down in both
the literal and figurative senses. Much
of this is just normal human falling
down, but I feel that being a writer
has given me more experience than
average. If you are considering
becoming a writer yourself, you
should know that writers are subject
to quite a lot of falling down. This can
be shocking at first. Your beloved,
amazing novel is rejected. It is
rejected again. By failing to pursue a
respectable career, you fall down in
someone’s expectations of you. This
someone is usually a parent, a teacher,
a spouse, or an older sibling – or all


four if your fall is really spectacular.
Your novel is rejected again. Your
poems are rejected. Your queries to
agents are rejected.
Or this: You had a respectable
career, but you relinquished it in order
to have more time to write, and your
income falls way, way down. You fall
down in your rent payments or in the
eyes of the credit bureaus. You take a
humble job to pay the bills and your
ego – which has been reminding you
with increasing anxiety that the win-
dow for respectable careers won’t stay
open forever – falls off a cliff.
Twenty years ago, I could have used
a refresher course on how to fall down.
Now I could teach one.
The first thing you do is you trip up
on something: your art doesn’t sell, the
audience snickers, you are turned down

by a publisher, a lender, a boyfriend, or
a dance partner. You go down. You’re
startled for a moment, until you realize
you have had an upsetting incident. You
wail. You find someone to give you a
kiss, which may or may not help. You
feel you might as well die now because
life is so awful. You wallow in this feel-
ing for awhile. There is no time limit on
this stage, but eventually you might
remember to play a Louis Prima tune,
which nobody can resist.
You can’t go wrong with “Pennies
from Heaven.”
—Annie Sheppard writes novels and speculative
nonfiction mostly, as she is not entirely convinced
by reality. Her work has appeared in Phoebe
Journal (winner, 2016 Nonfiction Contest),
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, and Fourth
Genre (runner-up, 2018 Steinberg Essay Prize). She
lives in Oregon.

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