2019-09-23_National_Enquirer

SCOOP!

ROB^ SHUT

ER

Jeff Goldblum, at the

Decadence Parade,

hasn’t had this much

fun since “Jurassic

Park.”

NUTTY

IN NOLA

CATS rule the roost at Jerry

Seinfeld’s mansion in the

Hamptons! “Jerry’s wife,

Jessica, loves their cats like

children. Nothing is too good

for them — including special

cat hammocks in the windows

with the world’s best views,”

sources told Straight Shuter.

“Top cat Javier also has his

own cat stroller for when

his paws need a rest. The

couple even serve the cats

fresh water with ice cubes in

SEINFELD

CATS’ LUXE

LIFE!

‘DOWNTON’ STARS ON TOUR!

“DOWNTON ABBEY” fans can soon meet cast

members of the show and upcoming movie —

for a price! “Live events are all the rage now, and

several ‘Downton’ stars will appear together for

an intimate evening. They’ll talk about the show

and take questions from the audience,” insiders

told Straight Shuter. “Maggie Smith won’t

take part, but several younger cast members

have signed up. They’re looking forward to the

attention and extra money.”

WITH hubby Joe

set to be deported,

“Real Housewives

of New Jersey” star Teresa Giudice is

demanding their daughters get paid

for appearing on the show! “Bravo

doesn’t pay children under the age of

18,” sources told Straight Shuter. “But

how Teresa and their four girls — who

range in age from ten to 18 — cope

with Joe being deported is the main

story line. With the real chance of

losing their father, Teresa needs to

secure the girls’ financial future.”

‘JERSEY’

TERESA

WANTS

HER KIDS

PAID!

OBAMA

CAN’T

BEAR TO

HEAR

ARETHA!

ARETHA FRANKLIN fanboy Barack

Obama dropped the late Queen of

Soul from his summer playlist. “After

Aretha’s death, the ex-president

stopped playing her music. He loved

Aretha like a mother, and listening

to her voice was just too painful,”

sources said. “If Barack and Michelle

were out or at an event, they always

requested Aretha. But her voice will

be back soon. They just needed some

time to say goodbye.”

They like to

watch me eat

They told me

there’d be

beignets!

(^12) NATIONAL SEPTEMBER 23, 2019 AMERICA’S MOST TALKED ABOUT MAGAZINE