2019-10-01 Cosmopolitan

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A conspiracy theory

you’ll want to get behind.

By TAYLOR ANDREWS

J ust as yo ur S un sign

explains why you’re obsessed

with The Container Store

(hi, Virgos!), the sauce

you slather on your pizza,

fries, and nugs hides

some bizarrely correct insight

into the dudes you keep

tangling with. (Sorry, I’m

about to ruin ranch for you.)

What your

favorite dipping

sauce says

about

your favorit e kind

of bad boy

THE SAUCE

KETCHUP

THE BOY

Welcome to the

basic club. He

pretends he knows

what he’s doing

in the bedroom,

like all guys, really,

but this is the bro

who mixes up your

vagina and your

back door because

he’s too “in

demand” to care.

THI

S = THAT

14 Cosmopolitan October 2019