THA
T LOVE
LA
NGUAGE
FRE
E DATE
IDEA!
TH
ERE *IS* A
OKAY, SO
ALL
ABOUT
CATCH...
NO
T AFRAID
TO CRY
Don’t sleep
on Manny
Jacinto...or
with him,
he snores
SLEEPER
BAE
“Having a
partner who
doesn’t always say
yes to you, who
contradicts you in
a good way, and
who gives you
criticism to
improve yourself
is always better
than somebody
who is a yes-
woman who just
agrees with you
for the sake of
agreeing.”
“This is so
cheesy....There’s
a spot where I go
to think on a dock
by the water.
I brought a girl
there, and it was
significant
because it’s a
place that’s per-
sonal to me.
Oh man, this is
like a page out of
Dawson’s Creek
or something.”
“I snore, which
k in d o f s u c k s. I d o
this thing, and it
sounds like a frog.
It’s basically a frog
n o is e. A t f ir s t, my
partner tried
to let it go, but
we’ve established
a rule now that
whenever I
do that, she gets
to hit me.”
After chatting him up,
we vote The Good Place and
Top Gun: Maverick
st ar n ex t int e r n e t b oy f rie n d.
By EMILY TANNENBAUM
Flirty
smile game
on point.
“The one movie
t h a t m a d e m e c r y
when I was
younger was
Titanic. It was the
piece of plywood
and Jack floating
down to the
bottom of the
sea—aw, man.
I’d like to stay true
to the story and
think, No, there
wasn’t any room
for him. Maybe it
couldn’t have held
up their weight!”
NA
TH
AN
IEL
W
OO
D.^
32 Cosmopolitan October 2019
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