32 september 2019
Whoever said that the definition of
insanity is doing the same thing over
and over again and expecting different
results has obviously never had to
reboot a computer.
—William Petersen
on the phone said,
“Am I keeping you
from something?”
I replied, “I have to
leave for tai chi.” “ O h ,”
she said, sounding
intrigued. “What
country is that in?”
—Linda Platt
My paramedic
team was called to
an emergency. Before
we took the patient
to the hospital, I had
a question for his wife.
“Does your husband
have any cardiac
problems?” I asked.
“Yes,” she said with
a note of concern.
I was on a business call
when I realized I was
late for a class at the
gym. I must have
sounded rushed,
because the woman
“By the way, I’m taking off the first two weeks of September.”
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