Reader\'s Digest India - 09.2019

If anyone is

interested,

I’ll be signing

books tomorrow

at Barnes & Noble

[bookshop] from

6:00 p.m. until

I get escorted

out by security.

— @joefrog1

LAUGH LINES

People who read books

are so dumb. Like, the

pages are literally

numbered and in order.

— @radtoria

I’m going to write

a book about the

difficulties of

watching Pride and

Prejudice dubbed

into French. It will be

called l’Austen

Translation.

— @greg_ jenner

People found

guilty of not using

punctuation

deserve the longest

sentence possible.

— @sixthformpoet

“Zyzzyva, zyxst,

zyxt ... ”

—Noah Webster’s

last words. [He died

in his sleep.]

— @meganamram

What do you get when you

mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird, F. Scotch

Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway.

— @Sophia_Hoffman

Notes for

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