Daily Mail - 29.08.2019

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Page 56 Daily Mail, Thursday, August 29, 2019

by Antonia


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ROM washing to sweeping
and scrubbing the bathtub,
keeping a home clean can be
every bit as time consuming
as a full time job.
Throw in the fact many of us do also have a
living to earn, along with children to look after
and a partner we’d like to see once in a while,
and the task can seem positively Herculean.
Even in 2019, women are still more likely to
do housework than men in 93 per cent of
households, a University College London
study revealed last month.
Now, however, a new book rubbishes the
notion that hours of hard graft are required to
make a house shine. The Organised Mum
Method (TOMM) claims all the cleaning can
be done in just 30 minutes a day.
Author and mother of three Gemma Bray
insists devoting just half an hour to house-
work each day from Monday to Friday will not
only leave your home spick and span, but
eliminate the need to lift a finger over the
weekend and banish spring cleaning for good.
Bray, a no-nonsense Northerner with natty

catchphrases (‘get in, get it done and then get
outta there!’) coined The Organised Mum
Method while buckling under the weight of
housework on maternity leave from running
her own fish and chip shop.
Two years ago she started sharing her con-
cept online. Now, with 161,000 Instagram fol-
lowers (or TOMMers, as they are known in
her vast online community), she is one of a
new breed of ‘cleanfluencers’ — social media
stars, including Sophie Hinchcliffe, aka Mrs
Hinch, and Lynsey ‘Queen of Clean’ Crombie,
who have amassed an army of fans with their
housekeeping advice.
The nation’s obsession with cleaning has
also brought about a revival of traditional
products such as bicarbonate of soda, which

have started appearing in the cleaning prod-
uct aisles of shops such as Wilko.
The idea of being able to run an orderly
home in less time than it takes to watch The
Great British Bake Off, is appealing — espe-
cially to someone with as haphazard an
approach to housekeeping as me.
But does TOMM work? I donned my Mari-
golds to find out...

THE BOOK’S PREMISE
FROM Monday to Thursday, focus on clean-
ing one area of your house for 30 minutes a
day. Monday is for tackling the living room,
Tuesday the bedrooms, Wednesday your hall-
ways and stairs and Thursday the kitchen.
This is followed by the ‘Friday Focus’ — a
half hour deep cleaning stint dedicated to a
specific part of the house, which rotates on an
eight week cycle. Bray’s fans (known as Team
TOMM) all follow the same schedule on social
media and the book features an eight-week
‘Friday Focus’ checklist to copy.
Bathroom cleaning, meanwhile, is part of
your ‘daily running tasks’ — an additional 15
minutes a day in which high traffic
areas of the home are kept clean with
a ‘little and often approach’.
This is not (thankfully) a book push-
ing perfection — Bray discourages
obsessive cleaning, granting ‘permis-
sion to stop after the 30 minutes are
up’. There is one caveat, however: a
cast iron focus is needed during the
half hour. Scrolling through social
media or stopping for a cuppa is
discouraged.
The additional daily time, which can
be spread throughout the day when-
ever you can grab a minute (to a max-
imum of 15 minutes) is to keep things
‘ticking over’.
(Discovering Bray’s regime adds
another quarter of an hour to the core
30 minutes of cleaning feels slightly
disingenuous but her idea is that this
blitz becomes so second nature you
barely notice doing it.)
Jobs in this section include making
beds, vacuuming or sweeping, clean-
ing the bathroom and kitchen and
washing, drying and putting away one
load of washing.

PREPARATION NEEDED
BECAUSE, as TOMM explains,
you can’t clean clutter,
‘entry level’ TOMMers
such as myself begin
with ‘The Messy
House Bootcamp’
— a week-long (or
more if needed)
blitz in which all
household pos-
sessions are
divided into
three piles and
kept, binned
or donated.
Bray advocates a
‘one touch policy’ —
once you’ve picked up
an item decide what to do
with it before putting it down
again — and recommends taking
before and after pictures of the clut-
ter then the clutter-free space to
boost motivation.
As a hoarder I dread this part, which
takes around an hour a room. But
after two days, during which my ini-
tially reluctant daughter Rosie, eight,
and son Felix, six, help discard a
mountain of tat in their rooms, I grow
more merciless. A candlestick I was
given for my 21st birthday is
binned, along with my noughties eye-
shadow collection.
‘I feel so much freer, Mummy,’ admits
Rosie, who can see her carpet for the
first time in months. So do I. By the
end of the week — six bin bags lighter
— I’m raring to go.

ELBOW GREASE TO


START YOU OFF
BRAy dedicates Monday to the living
room on account of the ‘bashing’ it
gets over the weekend.
Chores, although not prescriptive
(TOMM acknowledges that no two
houses are the same) might include
tidying up, washing throws, cleaning
windows, dusting and vacuuming.
I settle the children in front of the

television (not sure what Bray would
make of this, but holidays are not the
easisest time to start a new cleaning
regime. The minute you clear some-
thing up, they mess it up), set my stop
clock (timing a clean is ‘non negotia-
ble’ to ensure TOMMers don’t over-
run) and get to work with my duster,
starting in one corner of the room and
moving clockwise for efficiency, as
per instructions.
I try not to get ‘caught in the weeds,’
as Bray puts it, and waste time on
smaller jobs. Instead, I charge
around like a madwoman sort-
ing books, filing bills and
watering plants, before
running a bucket of hot
soapy water, TOMM’s
preferred cleaning liq-
uid, to wash the win-
dows. I’m so focused
I finish tasks I’d nor-
mally fill weeks with,
in just 23 minutes.

STRUGGLING


WITH SHEETS
TUESDAy is bedroom
day, so allocated by Gemma
Bray because it’s the most
challenging apparently and,
although it is best done at the start of
the week before energy levels flag, it’s
too much, she believes, for a Monday.
In addition to dusting, vacuuming
and tidying bedrooms, her regime
decrees all sheets need to be changed.
I recoil in horror. I’d never normally
change more than one bed at a time
every week and because we had guests
staying over the weekend I have four
sets of bedsheets to change.
It takes me 27 minutes and 40 sec-
onds to strip and remake all four beds
as fast as I can, by which time I am
sweating profusely.
Perhaps I am slow, but I am scepti-
cal I could whittle my time down.

STAIRS CAN OFFER A


MID-WEEK BREATHER!
BLESSED relief! Wednesday is for
tidying and cleaning the entrance hall
and stairs — the easiest areas, accord-
ing to Bray and therefore allocated to
the ‘worst and most boring day of the
week’. Of course, they’re better for
bungalow dwellers than people in
three storey homes like me...
TOMM recommends investing in a
decent doormat that stops dirt get-
ting in, and a cabinet in the hall that

Scrub a


dub dub


THE average Brit spends
two years cleaning
their homes during
their lifetime, new
research has
revealed

Gloves on... for some ‘daily
running tasks’ in the bathroom

Thursday... so it must be time
to tackle grime in the kitchen
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