Daily Mail - 30.08.2019

Page 62 Daily Mail, Friday, August 30, 2019

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SOMEONE thinks OSCAR CAINER
they know more
about what’s going on than someone else.
But, do they know what you know? And, if
they know more, will they tell you? Or, if the
other person shares their information with
you, will you both know more? Confused?
You’re not the only one! Yet this scenario
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NO MATTER
how brusque
we might sometimes be, we can all be
over-polite. We all have a tendency to
overthink how others see us and play out
complicated strategies in our heads ... ‘if they
say this, and I say that, then this might
happen, and then they’ll do that, and we will
end up in an awkward social stalemate...’
While these kinds of calculations aren’t always
damaging, there’s certainly such a thing as
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SOME
subjects
are hard to joke about. But, when we make
something ‘taboo’, we give it a dangerous
sort of power. Laughter breaks through
pretentiousness and dissipates anxiety.
Under the powerful New Moon, it’s worth
taking a look at the things in your life that
aren’t funny. When we find humour, even
irony, in our difficulties, we disempower
them and find a way to move forward. In
this positive cosmic climate, you’ll find a
reason to smile about something that’s
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YOU’VE
been asking
yourself searching questions. It seems you can
only be confident that you know what you’re
doing if you’re able to justify your decisions. At
least, that’s what you think. And this isn’t the
only factor making you re-evaluate. But don’t
assume that uncertainty is proof that you’ve

made a mistake. Intuition is always obscure

and intangible. Even though you don’t

understand how your instincts are influencing

you, under this powerful New Moon

you should follow them. To hear valuable

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WHEN you’re on

a rollercoaster

ride you need to be ready for just about

anything. The experience could be about to

get much better (as you get to the bottom

of a slope), but the relief is immediately

followed by a loop-the-loop. It becomes

hard to predict which is worse; the

anticipation of the high-speed descent or

the event itself. The powerful New Moon

marks the end of a chaotic period in your

life. Something that’s been uncertain is

about to become clear. A sense of certainty

will bring a sense of relief. September will be

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WHEN you’re

trying to

find your way through a physical maze, you

know that there’s a centre somewhere, and

that when you reach it, you’ll be able to begin

the return journey to the exit. Moral mazes

are more complicated, though. The more

time you spend thinking about the possible

routes towards your goal, the more

convoluted it becomes. With Mercury, Mars,

Venus and the New Moon in your sign, your

abilities to think deeply are being acutely

enhanced. With patience, you’ll find the

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EVERYTHING

depends on you.

Or, at least, that’s how it feels. In this cloud

of tension and responsibility, you desperately

want to do what’s ‘right’. The problem is

that it’s not obvious what that ‘right thing’

is. Yet a conclusion must be reached ... and

soon. Though you may not be fully conscious

of the solution, in your heart you know what

to do. So, in order to act with complete and

utter conviction this weekend, follow your

gut instinct. It’s being empowered by the

New Moon and won’t lead you astray.

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WE EXPECT

politicians

to have the answers. That’s why we elect

them; so that they can lead us, and take us

forward in a positive and healthy direction.

When they appear uncertain, or weak, we see

them as failures. Sometimes, it seems that

we’d rather have a fool in charge ... as long

as they determinedly stick to their agenda.

Yet there are times when being able to

admit to being unsure, and asking for other

people’s advice, is the wisest course of action.

Don’t be afraid to do that this weekend.

For encouraging news about what

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IN

SPITE

of staring at something for hours, you’re no

closer to seeing what you’re looking at.

That’s because you’re viewing it from the

wrong perspective. You’re too close and, as

a result, failing to see the bigger picture.

Try taking a step back. If that’s not a physical

possibility, try to take a mental step back,

instead. This doesn’t mean ‘giving up’, or

‘turning away’. It’s the only way to accurately

understand a tricky situation. Soon, the

penny will drop and bring a world of inspiring

possibilities. There’s so much to tell you

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VIOLIN?

Piano?

Flute? The exact type or sound of the instrument

is irrelevant. All that matters is that you’re

most certainly being played. So, why are

you letting this happen? Does a certain

individual have some kind of hold over you?

Do you feel a sense of duty towards them?

And, if you owe them a debt, at what point

can you consider it to have been repaid?

You’re not bound to accept injustice, and

should never allow yourself to be driven by

fear. Be bold enough to make a change this

weekend. Make your dreams come true

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THOUGH

you face a

challenging situation, you’re not facing it

alone. You have emotional and physical

support. Although, in your dreams, you’d

like the equivalent of the cavalry riding to

your rescue, there’s certainly enough

encouragement and help on hand for you

to sort things out. It’s just that there are

times when you’d like to be living with a

rock solid sense of security and are seeking

a way to find it. Under the New Moon, you

can tap into a much deeper well of trust.

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IT’S not easy

to throw stones

if you live in a house of glass; everyone is able

to see you doing it! Even though you’re

surrounded by bricks and mortar, you’re

drawing a lot of attention. The New Moon

and a plethora of planets in your opposite

sign indicate that a great deal of attention is

being placed on you. Although this is good for

your self-esteem, you are beginning to

wonder just what people are seeing in you

and wondering if you’re giving the right

impression. Stop worrying! Be yourself.

September holds great potential for positive

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TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21

CANCER June 23 - July 23

LEO July 24 - Aug 23

VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23

LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23

SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21

CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20

AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19

PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20

GEMINI May 22 - June 22

ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20

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THE Blue New Moon is here,

and it has brought its friends

to join the party. The Sun and

Moon converge for the

second time in August, and

with both Mars and Venus

soon to form Grand Trines

with Uranus and Saturn, it

suggests that a fundamental

shift is under way. Saturn’s

harmonious connections

suggest it’s possible to

make ‘hard’ look easy.

Especially if, as Mercury gets

involved, we use brains as

well as brawn!

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