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6.00am Shopping 7.20 Death in Paradise
7.10pm Death in Paradise Double bill.
The Saint Marie Literary Festival is rocked
by the death of a young literature
student – and Florence’s childhood
friend – whose body is discovered at the
bottom of a cliff; Humphrey and Martha’s
romantic weekend on a remote island
is cut short when a fellow hotel guest is
stabbed to death in his room in what
appears to be an attempted robbery.
9.50 Jonathan Creek Feature-length
Christmas special from 2001. An actor
is shot through the heart during the
filming of a darkly surreal love story, but
the bullet appears to have passed
through a plate-glass window without
breaking it. Starring Alan Davies.
12.20am Rush 4.00-6.00am Shopping6.00am Nothing to Declare 9.00 60
Minute Makeover 3.00pm Flying
Monsters with David Attenborough
4.15 Making David Attenborough’s Flying
Monsters 5.15 The Chase Celebrity
Special. Hosted by Bradley Walsh.
6.15 The Chase Celebrity Special Triple
bill. With Jimmy Carr, Jack P Shepherd,
Matt Dawson and Sally Bercow; Dan
Lobb, Jodie Prenger, Chris Packham and
Jennie McAlpine feature; Matthew
Wright, Suzi Perry, Ian “H” Watkins and
Crissy Rock compete for charity.
9.10 Madness: Live at House of
Common The ska legends headline the
2016 festival at Clapham Common.
10.35 The Force: Manchester
11.35 Road Wars 12.30am Brit Cops: Rapid
Response 3.30-6.00am Highway Patrol8.55am Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free
9.25 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
10.20 A Place in the Sun: Summer Sun
11.25 A Place in the Sun: Winter Sun
12.30pm Location, Location, Location
1.35 Building the Dream 2.35 Come
Dine with Me 5.20 Four in a Bed
6.25 Four in a Bed Triple bill.
8.00 Father Ted Double bill. Jack is
hauled off to the local old priests’
home; the priests face a death.
9.00 24 Hours in A&E Double bill.
A severely underweight baby is rushed
into resus; a girl is brought in after
slumping over her desk at school.
11.05 Sean Lock: Keep It Light. Stand-up
comedy performance. 12.10am 8 Out of
10 Cats Does Countdown 2.15 24 Hours
in A&E 3.20-3.45am Food Unwrapped6.00am Teleshopping 9.00 Access 9.10
CSI: NY 10.55 NCIS: New Orleans 11.50
Murder, She Wrote 5.10pm FILM Jesse
Stone: Lost in Paradise (2015/12) Thriller
sequel, starring Tom Selleck. ★★★
7.00 NCIS: New Orleans Triple bill. A
US Navy intelligence analyst – and one
of Pride’s friends – is implicated in a
murder; the team investigates a petty
officer’s death in an arena; Sebastian
is forced to assist in a prison break.
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims
Unit Double bill. A mother and
daughter are found raped and killed;
a rapist begins to escalate his crimes.
11.55 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit:
double bill 1.50am Law & Order: Los
Angeles 2.50 CSI: NY. Crime drama.
3.50 Access 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Rules of Engagement 6.25
Speechless 8.45 The Crystal Maze 9.50
Don’t Tell the Bride 10.55 Wife Swap
USA 11.55 Brooklyn Nine-Nine 12.55pm
The Big Bang Theory of Everything 2.00
The Big Bang Theory: Couple Goals
4.30 FILM 102 Dalmatians (2000/U)
Disney sequel, with Glenn Close. ★★★
6.30 The Big Bang Theory Back-to-
back-episodes. Pilot episode of the
comedy; Sheldon tries to do Penny
a favour; Leonard asks a woman out;
Sheldon loses his job; Leonard fears
he is wasting his time with Penny.
9.00 FILM Sisters (2015/15) Comedy,
with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey. ★★★
11.20 Gogglebox. TV reviews. 1.30am
Gogglebox Australia 2.35 First Dates
4.25-6.00am Rules of Engagement6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 My Wife
and Kids 8.20 Celebs on the Ranch:
The Final 9.10 Two and a Half Men
1.00pm FILM Babe: Pig in the City
(1998/U) Family comedy sequel. ★★★
2.50 FILM Beethoven’s 2nd (1993/U)
Comedy, starring Charles Grodin. ★★★
4.35 FILM A Cinderella Story (2004/PG)
Romantic comedy, starring Hilary Duff
and Chad Michael Murray. ★★★
6.30 FILM S I Love YouP (2007/12)
Drama, starring Hilary Swank. ★★
9.00 FILM wilightT (2008/12) Romantic
fantasy, starring Kristen Stewart. ★★★
11.25 FILM Kick-Ass (2010/15) Action
comedy, starring Aaron Taylor-Johnson.
★★★★ 1.45am Young, Dumb and
Banged Up in the Sun: double bill 3.50
Access 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
7.00pm Lost Land of the Volcano
The New Guinea crater yields a few
dramatic discoveries. Last in series.
8.00 The Private Life of Cows A look
at the nature of farmyard animals.
9.00 Below the Surface Double bill.
SP and Simon finally have a lead on the
whereabouts of June’s phone; Philip
follows June and Rami. Last in series.
10.30 The Vietnam War Hanoi lays
plans for a massive surprise offensive,
while the Johnson administration
attempts to reassure the American
public that victory is in sight.
11.25 The Vietnam War. Documentary.
12.20am Top of the Pops: 1988
12.50 Top of the Pops: The Story of
1986 1.50 Lost Land of the Volcano
2.50-3.50am The Private Life of Cows
6.10am The Bill 11.00 Tipping Point: Lucky
Stars 5.00pm The Boy in the Dress
6.20 Billionaire Boy Len Spud and his
12-year-old son Joe become billionaires.
7.40 My Family Triple bill. Janey’s
boyfriend stays the night; Nick’s new
girlfriend raises eyebrows; wedding
anniversary presents cause havoc.
9.40 Miranda Triple bill. The shop owner
is trapped in her flat caring for her
poorly mother; Miranda realises she is
more attracted to Gary than ever, so
Stevie advises her to tell him how she
feels; a fed up Miranda packs her bags to
go travelling and this time it’s for good.
11.40 Louis Theroux: Life and Death in
LA. American attitudes to death 1.00am
Stacey Dooley in the USA 1.50 The
White Queen 3.00-6.10am Shopping6.00am Phantom from Space (1953/PG)
★★ 7.30 Hawkeye & the Last of the
Mohicans 8.00 The Strange World of
Planet X (1958/PG) ★★★ 9.30 Witness
In The Dark (1959/U) ★★ 10.45 Inquest
(1939/PG) ★★★ 12.00noon Flockton Flyer
12.30 The Two-Headed Spy (1958/PG)
★★ 2.30 Bonnie Prince Charlie (1948/U)
★★ 4.45 Bless This House (1972/U) ★★
6.30 Above Us the Waves (1955/U)
With John Mills and Donald Sinden. ★★
8.30 Guns of Darkness (1962/12) Drama,
with Leslie Caron and David Niven. ★★★
10.35 Songwriter (1984/15) With Willie
Nelson and Kris Kristofferson. ★★★
12.30am Billy Liar (1963/PG) With Tom
Courtenay. ★★★★★ 2.30 Who Goes
There! (1952/U) ★★★ 4.15-6.00am Your
Money or Your Wife (1960/PG) ★★★11.00am Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties
(2006/U) Family comedy, with the voice
of Bill Murray. ★★★ 12.35pm Baby’s
Day Out (1994/PG) Family comedy,
with Joe Mantegna. ★★★ 2.35 Ice Age:
The Meltdown (2006/U) Animated
adventure sequel, with the voice of Ray
Romano. ★★ 4.20 Bend It Like Beckham
(2002/12) Comedy, starring Parminder
Nagra and Keira Knightley. ★★★
6.45 The Devil Wears Prada (2006/PG)
Drama, starring Meryl Streep. ★★★★
9.00 Baywatch (2017/15) Action
comedy, starring Dwayne Johnson. ★★
11.20 Bullet to the Head (2012/15) Action
thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone. ★★
1.05-2.55am Paranormal Activity: The
Ghost Dimension (2015/15) Horror
sequel, starring Chris J Murray. ★★6.00am The Only Way Is Essex 8.15
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders 9.00
LittleBe 12.00noon Cake Wars 12.55
The Real Housewives of Atlanta 1.50
Gemma Collins: Diva Forever 2.50
The Real Housewives of Cheshire
6.00 The Real Housewives of Cheshire
Triple bill. Rachel recovers from her
operation; Seema’s charity dance
competition gets under way; the show’s
stars reflect on the latest season.
9.00 Botched Plastic surgeon Paul Nassif
takes on a man with three eyebrows.
10.00 Ibiza Weekender Double bill.
Jordan’s old flame Rachael turns up for
a holiday; head rep Jordan bans Imogen,
Ellie and Deano from drinking.
12.00m’t The Real Housewives of
Atlanta 12.55-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am World of Sport: Petrol Heads
6.15 The Protectors 6.40 British
Superbike Championship Highlights 7. 30
River Monsters 8.25 Fishing Allstars 9.30
LIVE ITV Racing: The Opening Show
10.30 British Touring Car Championship
Highlights 12.00noon FILM Columbo:
Double Shock (1973/U) ★★★ 1.40 FILM
The Hound of the Baskervilles (1983/PG)
Mystery. ★★★ 3.55 FILM The Train
Robbers (1973/U) Western. ★★★
6.00 World Series of Darts: New
Zealand Day two of the event.
10.00 Cycling: Vuelta a Espana
11.00 FILM Tremors (1990/15) Comedy
horror, starring Kevin Bacon. ★★★★★
1.05am The Sweeney. Police drama.
2.10 Better Late Than Never 2.50
Nightscreen 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping