THURSDAY
August 29 CHOICE
FREEVIEW 20VIRGIN 105VIRGIN 115VIRGIN 129 VIRGIN 117VIRGIN 130 VIRGIN 124SKY 105SKY 118SKY 155 SKY 119SKY 143 FREESAT 158 SKY 110Channel 5
Drama GOLD
Dave Yesterday ITV3
ITV2
FREESAT 105FREESAT 113FREESAT 159 FREESAT 1156.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine
11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors
(R) 12.10pm 5 News Lunchtime
12.15 Celebs on the Farm (R)
1.10 Access. Showbiz news.
1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm.
1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm.
2.15 Murder by Text: Garage Sale
Mystery (2017/PG) Mystery,
starring Lori Loughlin. ★★★
4.00 Friends Double bill. Carol and
Susan prepare to get married;
Joey dates a crazed fan. (R)
5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines.
5.30 Neighbours Paul’s confidence
has been shaken by Lyn. (R)
6.00 Home and Away Justin’s fears
about Tori’s safety almost lead
him to argue with Robbo. (R)
6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines.
10.00 33 & Married to Granddad:
BIG Age Gap Love Meeting a
51-year-old Mancunian who
plans to marry her 26-year-old
Tunisian partner, and a Canadian
guitarist who got together with
a Scottish singer through a
shared love of heavy metal. (R)
11.05pm Old School for Lazy Kids A
fashion-conscious 22-year-old moves
in with a 79-year-old handyman. (R)
12.05am My Extreme Swollen Face &
Other Medical Mysteries. Including an
11-year-old boy who feels as though his
blood is boiling. (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk
Live Casino Show 3.00 Access 3.10
Gotham: Rise of the Villains (R) 4.00
NCIS (R) 4.45 House Doctor: double
bill (R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R)
7.00 How They Built the Jumbo
Jet Part one of two. As the
50th anniversary of its creation
approaches, this documentary
celebrates the Boeing 747 and
examines the lasting impact of
‘the plane that shrank the world’.
(R) Followed by 5 News Update
8.00 Britain’s Parking Hell (4/12)
A look at how motorists who
park in the way, or fail to pay
their fines, might be unlucky
enough to have their cars towed
away. Plus, a man who parks
across two spaces to avoid his
precious car getting pranged.
Followed by 5 News Update
9.00 Secret World of Las Vegas:
24/7 (4/6) Documentary
meeting some of the characters
and hearing the stories that
make the gambling capital
of Las Vegas one of the most
fun-filled cities on Earth. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Hurting
8.00 American Pickers: Best Of 9.00
Storage Hunters 10.00 American Pickers:
Best Of 1.00pm Top Gear 2.00 Cops
UK: Bodycam Squad 3.00 Cop Car
Workshop 4.00 Last Stop Garage 5.00
Top Gear. Three lightweight supercars.
6.00 Top Gear With Jools Holland.
7.00 Taskmaster Gameshow.
8.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for
Yo u Hosted by Richard Ayoade.
9.00 QI XL With panellists Bill Bailey,
Colin Lane and Desiree Burch.
10.00 Judge Romesh Double bill.
11.00 Live at the Apollo 12.00m’t
Taskmaster 1.00 Mock the Week
1.40 Have I Got a Bit More News for
You 2.40 Dave Gorman: Modern Life
Is Goodish 3.30 The Indestructibles
4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Boon 8.00
London’s Burning 10.00 Classic Holby
City 11.00 The Bill. Police drama. 1.00pm
Classic EastEnders 2.20 Murdoch
Mysteries 4.20 All Creatures Great and
Small 5.20 Birds of a Feather. Sitcom.
6.00 ’A l l o ’A l l o! Rene is questioned
about the whereabouts of the gold.
6.40 Waiting for God Harvey tries
to drive Diana away from the home.
7.20 Last of the Summer Wine
8.00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates
Competitors at a music festival
mysteriously begin to lose their voices.
9.00 Rosemary & Thyme A recovering
alcoholic is found dead in a garden.
10.00 New Tricks Detective drama.
11.20 Murdoch Mysteries 1.20am The
Bill 2.20 Boon 3.30 Garden Hopping
4.00-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Raiders of the Lost Past 7.10
Timewatch: QE2 – The Final Voyage
8.00 Time Team 10.00 Hitler’s Most
Wanted 11.00 Forbidden History
12.00noon Time Team 2.00 Mountain
Gorilla 3.00 David Attenborough’s
Natural Curiosities 4.00 Forbidden
History 5.00 Bangers and Cash
6.00 Hitler’s Most Wanted How and
why a generation of men and women
became leaders of a terrifying regime.
7.00 Trains That Changed the World
8.00 Monster Ships The Orca.
9.00 NEW rain TruckersT A family-run
crew of heavy-haulage specialists.
10.00 Bangers and Cash Documentary.
11.00 Trains That Changed the World
12.00m’t Forbidden History 1.00 Hitler’s
Most Wanted 2.00 Raiders of the Lost
Past 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Classic Coronation Street 6.55
Heartbeat 8.00 Murder, She Wrote 8.55
On the Buses 10.00 Rising Damp 10.30
Lewis 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic
Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation
Street 3.55 Lewis 5.55 Downton Abbey
7.00 Murder, She Wrote Jessica visits an
Irish castle, but her trip coincides with
the discovery of a missing girl’s body.
8.00 Vera The DCI investigates after
a resident of a coastal community is
fatally driven off the road, and realises
she has to dig up the victim’s past to
have any chance of finding the killer.
10.00 Law & Order: UK The body of a
missing girl is found, but an unexpected
turn leaves Steel and Phillips with the
toughest choices of their careers.
11.00 Law & Order: UK. Crime drama.
12.00m’t Inspector Morse. Drama. 2.00
Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping7.20am Steptoe and Son 7.55 Lucky
Feller 8.30 The Green Green Grass 9.05
Saluting Dad’s Army 10.05 Last of the
Summer Wine 12.00noon The Good
Life 12.40 The Green Green Grass 1.20
2point4 Children 2.00 Are You Being
Served? 2.40 Only Fools and Horses
3.20 Porridge 4.00 Last of the Summer
Wine 5.20 Are You Being Served?
6.00 Last of the Summer Wine
6.40 The Good Life Sitcom.
7.20 Porridge Fletch goes into hospital.
8.00 Dad’s Army Triple bill.
10.00 Only Fools and Horses Sitcom.
10.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet
of Crisps 11.20 Absolutely Fabulous
12.00m’t Inside No 9 1.20 Black Books
1.55 As 10.40pm 2.25 Two Doors Down
2.55 Harry Hill’s TV Burp 3.20 Black
Books 4.00-7.20am Teleshopping6.00am The Planet’s Funniest Animals
6.20 Totally Bonkers Guinness World
Records 6.45 You’ve Been Framed!
Gold 7.10 Dinner Date 8.00 Emmerdale
8.30 Coronation Street 9.25 The Ellen
DeGeneres Show 10.20 Superstore 11.15
Dress to Impress 12.15pm Emmerdale
12.45 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen
DeGeneres Show 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50
Dress to Impress 4.50 Take Me Out
6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Family
Special Comical clip show.
7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold
8.00 Two and a Half Men Double bill.
9.00 FILM Horrible Bosses (2011/15)
Comedy, starring Jason Bateman, Kevin
Spacey and Jennifer Aniston. ★★★
11.05 Family Guy: double bill 11.55
American Dad! double bill 12.55am Two
and a Half Men 1.55 Superstore 2.20
Teleshopping 5.50-6.00am NightscreenFREEVIEW 5F’VIEW 6F’VIEW 19 SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 FREESAT 157 F’VIEW 25 F’VIEW 10The Secret Teacher
Channel 4, 9pm
LAST: Going undercover
at a Berkshire boys’
school, recruitment
agency boss Darren
Ryemill reckons he’s
spotted untapped
potential in a couple
of lads with fairly iffy
track records.This Way Up C4, 10pm
Aine and Shona’s mum (Sorcha Cusack)
has nipped across from Ireland for a visit.
It’s hard to to describe how thrilled Aine
feels about this, although ‘not thrilled in the
slightest’ would probably cover it.