THURSDAY
September 5 CHOICE
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Dave Yesterday ITV3
ITV2
FREESAT 105FREESAT 113FREESAT 159 FREESAT 1156.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine
11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors
(R) 12.10pm 5 News 12.15 Celebs
on the Farm (R) 1.10 Access
1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm.
1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm.
2.15 Killer in Red (2018) Premiere.
Thriller, starring Tammin Sursok
and Allison Paige. ★★★
4.00 Friends Double bill. Chandler
and Ross face bullies; Rachel has
an eventful birthday party. (R)
5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines.
5.30 Neighbours Mark persuades
Sheila to give Roxy another
chance and offer her a job. (R)
6.00 Home and Away After talking
to Justin, Leah promises to be
cautious, and support Irene. (R)
6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines.
10.00 Prisoners’ Wives: Visiting
Hours Documentary filmed
over the course of three months
following women in Manchester
and the north west of England,
who keep everything in their
family life together while their
partners are behind bars.
11.05pm Old School for Lazy Kids
An 18-year-old spends 48 hours with a
retired teacher. Last in series. (R)
12.05am Killer Schoolgirl. The events
that led Lorraine Thorpe to kill twice
when she was just 15. (R) 1.00 The 21.co.
uk Live Casino Show 3.10 Ben Fogle:
New Lives in the Wild (R) 4.45 House
Doctor. Tackling a property in the East
End of London. (R) 5.10 House Busters
(R) 5.35-6.00am Wildlife SOS (R)
7.00 Cricket on 5: The Ashes
England v Australia. Action from
the second day of the Fourth
Test in the five-match series,
held at Emirates Old Trafford.
Followed by 5 News Update
8.00 Britain’s Parking Hell
(5/12) In Tenby, south-west
Wales, Debs and her team battle
with a bevy of builders trying
to fit in their winter work and
parking wherever they can.
Followed by 5 News Update
9.00 British Airways 24/7:
Access All Areas (1/4)
Documentary going behind the
scenes at the airline, charting
the fortunes of the business
and following the people who
work to keep the planes flying
and passengers happy. In the
first edition, a team in Seattle
take delivery of the airline’s
30th Boeing 787 Dreamliner. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Beat the
Internet with John Robins 8.00
American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters
10.00 American Pickers 11.00 Storage
Hunters 12.00noon American Pickers
1.00 Top Gear 2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam
Squad 3.00 Cop Car Workshop 4.00
Timber Kings 5.00 Top Gear
6.00 Top Gear From London to Milan.
7.00 Would I Lie to You? Double bill.
8.20 QI With guests Sean Lock, Andy
Parsons and Clive Anderson.
9.00 Live at the Apollo Nina Conti hosts
a special festive edition of the show.
10.00 Judge Romesh Double bill.
11.00 QI 11.40 Would I Lie to You?
1.00am Mock the Week 1.40 Live at the
Apollo 2.35 Asian Provocateur: Mum’s
American Dream 3.10 Mock the Week
4.00-6.00am Teleshopping
6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Boon 8.00
London’s Burning 10.00 Classic Holby City
11.00 The Bill 1.00pm Classic EastEnders
2.20 Dalziel & Pascoe 4.20 All Creatures
Great and Small 5.20 Birds of a Feather
6.00 ’A l l o ’A l l o! Rene and his staff
disguise themselves as undertakers.
6.40 Waiting for God Harvey panders
to a new guest who claims to be royalty.
7.20 Last of the Summer Wine Ivy
receives an anonymous love letter.
8.00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates
Mayor Makepeace hires Hetty to
track down his runaway daughter.
9.00 Rosemary & Thyme The duo’s visit
to the French Riviera leads to murder.
10.00 New Tricks Jack investigates when
a diamond worth millions is found.
11.20 Silent Witness 1.25am Boon 3.25
Garden Hopping 4.00-6.00am Shopping6.00am Ancient Black Ops 7.10 WW2
Air Crash Detectives 8.00 Time Team
10.00 Hitler’s Most Wanted 11.00
Forbidden History 12.00noon Time
Team 2.00 Wildest Africa 3.00 David
Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities 4.00
Forbidden History 5.00 Wartime Crime
6.00 Hitler’s Most Wanted
7.00 Full Steam Ahead The dangers of
working on the Victorian railways.
8.00 Monster Ships Examining
Thermopylae, a vital delivery service.
9.00 Train Truckers Hauliers Eric Harrison
and Chris Case move a Deltic diesel.
10.00 Bangers and Cash A rare 1980s
Sierra Cosworth draws in a crowd.
11.00 Full Steam Ahead 12.00m’t
Forbidden History 1.00 Hitler’s Most
Wanted 2.00 WW2 Air Crash
Detectives 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Classic Coronation Street 6.55
Heartbeat 7.55 Murder, She Wrote 8.45
On the Buses 9.50 Rising Damp 10.20
The Darling Buds of May 11.25 Agatha
Christie’s Poirot 12.40pm Heartbeat
1.45 Classic Emmerdale 2.50 Classic
Coronation Street 3.55 Midsomer
Murders 5.55 Downton Abbey
7.00 Murder, She Wrote Jessica is
called to testify in a court case.
8.00 Vera The detective investigates
when a mother of two is found dead in
her suburban garden – but the case is
made more complex when the victim’s
estranged family puts in an appearance.
10.00 Law & Order: UK Brooks and
Devlin are called to investigate when a
man is attacked and his kidney is taken.
11.00 Law & Order: UK. Drama. 12.00m’t
Inspector Morse 2.00 Nightscreen
2.30-6.00am Teleshopping6.00am Teleshopping 7.25 A Sharp
Intake of Breath 7.50 Lucky Feller 8.20
Chef! 9.00 As Time Goes By 9.40 Last
of the Summer Wine 11.40 2point4
Children 12.20pm Chef! 1.00 Are You
Being Served? 1.40 The Good Life 2.20
Porridge 3.00 Last of the Summer Wine
5.00 2point4 Children 5.40 Are You
Being Served? 6.20 The Good Life
7.00 Porridge Prison comedy.
7.40 Dad’s Army Double bill.
9.00 Not Going Out Sitcom.
9.40 Goodness Gracious Me 10.20 Two
Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
10.55 Michael McIntyre’s Comedy
Roadshow 11.55 Absolutely Fabulous
12.35am Inside No 9 – The Devil of
Christmas 1.15 Absolutely Fabulous 1.55
We Have Been Watching 2.45 Two Pints
of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3.10 Two
Doors Down 4.00-6.00am Shopping6.00am The Planet’s Funniest Animals
6.20 Totally Bonkers Guinness World
Records 6.45 You’ve Been Framed! Gold
7.10 Dinner Date 8.00 Emmerdale 8.30
Coronation Street 9.25 The Ellen
DeGeneres Show 10.20 Superstore 11.15
Dress to Impress 12.15pm Emmerdale
12.45 Coronation Street 1.50 The Ellen
DeGeneres Show 2.45 Dinner Date 3.50
Dress to Impress 4.50 Take Me Out
6.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold
Back-to-back episodes of funny clips.
7.55 Take Me Out Celebrity Special
Dating game with Paddy McGuinness.
9.00 Singletown Reality challenge.
10.00 Family Guy Double bill.
11.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad!
12.30am The Cleveland Show 12.55
Superstore. Sitcom. 1.50 Totally Bonkers
Guinness World Records 2.20
Teleshopping 5.50-6.00am NightscreenFREEVIEW 5F’VIEW 6F’VIEW 19 SKY 111 VIRGIN 127 FREESAT 157 F’VIEW 25 F’VIEW 10The Dog House
C4, 8pm
NEW: Wood Green is a charity
that cares for animals waiting
to be rehomed. Chickens,
mice, you name it. This new
series focuses on its efforts
to pair homeless dogs with
loving owners, starting with
the likes of Mozart and Zeus.
(Those are the names of two
pooches, we should stress)First Dates Hotel C4, 9pm
NEW: Fred Sirieix returns with the swankier
version of his dating show. Tonight’s
singletons include a gentleman called
Perry. You can’t miss him. He’s the one
in the gold lamé trunks.