In Touch Weekly – August 26, 2019

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DAVID SPADE:

“Leonardo DiCaprio’s 22-year-

old girlfriend, Camila Morrone,

clapped back at haters who

say she’s half of Leo’s age.

Even more impressive: Shedid

it during finals.”

JAMES CORDEN:

“Guns N’ Roses

sued a brewery over

its Guns ‘N’ Rosé

beer. Meanwhile, the

makers of Motley

Crudités are biting

their nails.”

SETH MEYERS:

“Warner Bros. struck

a deal with Coffee Bean &

Tea Leaf to offer items

based on charactersfrom

Friends, Includingthe

Joey, which is a mango

cold-brew tea, the

Rachel, which is a

matcha latte, and the

Ross, which is the

bathroom key.”

STEPHEN COLBERT:

“Bernie Sanders and

Cardi B filmed a 2020

presidential campaign

video at a high-end

nail salon. Bernie said,

‘Cardi, I want you to

know that I believe in

mani-pedi-care for all!’”

JIMMY FALLON:

“Jed Wyatt said

he went on The

Bachelorette to

help his music

career. At least

now he has

plenty of

material for a

breakup album!”

JIMMY FALLON:

“Thank you to The Lion

King for teaching us

that if you don’t want

your kid to grow up to

be a huge jerk, maybe

don’t name him Scar!”