The
Six Top
Tweets
Renata (Laura Dern), learning of her husband’s
affair, on Big Little Lies
Quentin (Tom Mison), defending
his wife, on Four
Weddings and a Funeral
Dick (Ryan Hansen), using his new film as
a pickup line, on Veronica Mars
Timon (Billy Eichner), checking on young Simba, in The Lion King
The Situation, making fun of his legal problems,
on Jersey Shore Family Vacation
Piper (Taylor Schilling), being asked if Alex (Laura
Prepon) sparks joy, on Orange Is the New Black
You’ve
hurt the
feelings
of the
best person
I’ve ever
known.
And I know
Hugh
Laurie.
“
”
“So...how are you, in as
few words as possible?”
“I feel like a million dollars,
and y’all know I ain’t got
a million dollars at home.”
“ OH MY GOD. ARE
YOU ASKING ME
TO MARIE KONDO
MY WIFE?”
1 / Going back to
school shopping
with my kid made
me realize kids
just want to look
like an extra in
#StrangerThings3.
And I’m kind of
digging it.
Actress Reese
Witherspoon,
loving a new trend
@ReeseW
2 / it’s crazy how
any baby born
after march has
not lived in a
world where old
town road wasn’t
number 1
Rapper Lil Nas X,
setting the
Billboard record for
most weeks at No. 1
@LilNasX
3 / I get Natalie
Portman as
Thor, but I’m
confused about
how Tom Hanks
as Mr. Rogers
fits into the MCU.
The Late Show
host Stephen Colbert,
getting his universes
mixed up
@StephenAtHome
4 / I have
stared into Tom
Hiddleston’s
eyes and forgotten
how to form
sounds with my
mouth.
Marvel’s Shang-Chi
star Simu Liu, meeting
a new co-worker
@SimuLiu
5 / My mom is
officially my mom!
Actor Seth Rogen,
celebrating his
mom getting
verified on Twitter
@SethRogen
6 / Thanks to
FaceApp, my
Instagram feed
looks like every
man at my
father’s nursing
home who hit
on me.
Comedian Chelsea
Handler, complaining
about social media’s
latest craze
@ChelseaHandler
1 2 3 4 5 6
THIS MONTH’S
SHARPEST LINES
Sound Bites
Desna (Niecy Nash), chastising
Polly (Carrie Preston)
over falling for their nemeses’
henchman, on Claws
“You were literally
sleeping with
the enemy.
Bitch, you ain’t
Julia Roberts!”
Desus Nice (left), reacting to the
Cats trailer, on Desus & Mero
I OWN
A CAT—I
HAVE NO
IDEA WHAT
THE HELL
THAT IS.”
“
“HEY, YOU FAMILIAR
WITH LIFETIME...
OR CHRISTMAS? ”
FOR THE REST
OF
YOUR F---ED-UP F---ING LIFE.
DO YOU HEAR ME? I DON’T WANT
TO HEAR ONE F---ING WORD FROM
YOUR F---ED-UP LITTLE F---ING
TWERP MOUTH ON WHY YOU F---ED
UP, NO MATTER WHAT F---ED-UP
EXCUSE YOU COME UP WITH, YOU
F---ING S--- F---HEAD.”
EW● COM SEPTEMBER 2019 9
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