Match! – August 13, 2019

IS

THAT...?

COYR!

AAHH,

CHILL-OUT

TIME!

Thereweretenmanagerial

changesinthePremier

Leaguein2018-19–

theprevious and^13

campaign!It’dbe

greatforeveryPrem

get gafferto

thebestoutoftheir

andeveryone squad

tokeeptheir

jobs,butthat’salmost

likely less

thanLionelMessi

joiningRealMadrid!

TheLiverpoolmanagerisoneofthe

world,and bestinthe

hespendsalmosteverymatchonhis

motivatinghisplayers feet

andbarkingoutinstructions!

Canyouimaginehimchangingfor

a 2019-20–sipping

cupofteafromthedugoutwithablanket

wrappedaroundhim?Nah,wecan’t either!

WhenCristianoRonaldoisn’ttearing

upSerieA forJuventus,he’sposting

tonsofmodelshotsandselfiesonhis

InstagramorFacebookaccounts!He’s

prettyproudofhislooks,sowedon’t

thinkhe’lldoa SergioAgueroanddye

hishairgrey– andhedefinitelywon’t

beshavingoffallhislocks, either!

There’ VARi the

Premin2019-

forthefirsttimeever

andit’smeant

tosortoutdebatable

decisions,butwe

thinkit’llcausemore

drama!Justlookat

lastseason’sCLclash

betweenPSGand

Man.United–nobody

couldagreeifThe

RedDevils’last-minute

VAR-assisted

penalty was actually a handball or not!

OneofthemaddestPremmomentsof

ablackcat 2018-19waswhen

invadedthepitchatGoodisonPark,

alsofoxsightings buttherewere

atLeytonOrientandmolesatUkrainian

ShakhtarDontesk’sground! club

Oneanimalwe’renotexpecting

toseemakingitswayontoaPremground

crocodile... thisseasonisa

well,unlessitescapesfromanearby

zoo!

fiv

THINGS

THAT

WON’T

HAPPEN!

EXCUSE

ME...I’M

LOOKINGFOR

GOODISON

PARK?

IDON’T

WANNAWIN

THISRACE!

HMMM...

TOVAROR

NOTTO

VAR!

I’MA

SLAPHEAD

NOW!

10 MATCH!