The Guardian - 27.08.2019

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  • The Guardian
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    Tuesday 27 August 2019


bakers measuring out fl our and
whimsy in a countryside tent was
commissioned by the BBC, more
not-great British stuff has happened
than in many other peacetime
decades combined.
Bake Off was born into a country
reeling from its fi rst hung parliament
since the 1970s. It turns 10 as the
UK prepares to crash out of the EU
without a deal. In between, lots of
other nasty things have been stuff ed,
like an inedible victoria sandwich
baked in hate. What I am really
wondering, while being waylaid by
extended cake metaphors in the
grand tradition of #GBBO reportage,
is whether The Great British Bake Off
is all that is left of what’s great and
British in this country?
Everyone has their own theory as
to why the show has been such an
unprecedented global success. For
some, it is Bake Off ’s magical ability
to induce the warm contentment,
sprinkled with mild hysteria, of
eating cake. For others, it is the
unbridled joy of a lion made out
of bread by a prison governor. It
combines the bunting-encircled
days of the village hall fete with
an irresistible, if concocted, vision
of modern, diverse, harmonious
Britain. In fact, The Great British
Bake Off may be the last acceptable
form of nostalgia in the UK.
In preparation for the 10th
series, why not smooth on a few
more layers of wistfulness with our
rundown of the best moments from
the p ast nine ...

C onsider the end


times in which The Great British
Bake Off has risen like a derelict
gingerbread barn from the ashes of
a near showstopper disaster. (James
Morton, adorable Scotsman, series
three.) In the 10 years since a show
about a disparate bunch of amateur PHOTOGRAPHS: BBC; CHANNEL 4/LOVE PRODUCTIONS

From squirrel


nuts to


#Custardgate,


Chitra


Ramaswamy


looks back at the


highlights and


controversies


as the baking


contest enters its


10th ser ies


Bake Off ’s


greatest


moments


Robert:
Poldark, if
he was good
at baking

Mark: his
spirits sank like
his tea loaf

Cathryn:
no one
likes a hairy
strudel

Series 3
Cathryn tosses
strudel dough
This was when Bake Off
began to quietly scale
the meringue-peaked
heights of greatness.
Brendan Lynch greasing
up his arms to stretch
his dough! John Whaite
confusing salt and sugar
in a technical round,
causing Paul Hollywood
to retch over his rum
babas! James Morton’s
Fair Isle knits! But no, the
winner must be Cathryn
Dresser. In episode six,
Hollywood’s advice to
“build up the resistance”
of strudel dough by
grabbing, twisting,
slapping and tossing
it until you win virile
baker of the year at the
county fair was taken
too enthusiastically by
Cathryn, who catapulted
hers to the fl oor. “I’m not
serving Mary Berry green
carpet, ” she laughed.

Bake Off ’s
2019
contestants

Series 2
Squirrel nuts
Remember when Robert
Billington became the
fi rst twee heart-throb
in the tent? All boyband
hair and clumsy puppy
paws. But even the
sight of Bake Off ’s own
Captain Poldark dropping
his chocolate genoise
mousse cake couldn’t
compete with a squirrel’s
enorma-balls in the fi nal.
It was the equivalent
of that lingering shot of
Elizabeth Bennett and
Mr Darcy eyeing each
other up over a piano in
Andrew Davies’s Pride
and Prejudice. Subtle,
subversive and deeply
naughty.

Series 1
Sunken cake
pep talk
There is a wonky charm
to these six homespun
episodes. In the
fi rst, Mark Whithers ’
marmalade tea loaf sank
in the middle because
he kept opening the
oven door to check on it.
“You put your heart and
soul into this,” said Sue
Perkins, as he burst into
tears. She straightened
his tie. Gave him a little
pat. “I’m ready for the
next challenge,” he
said shakily. “Which
will probably be a
saltwater cake, unless
you dry those peepers,”
Sue gently teased. A
prototype pep talk
containing all the
ingredients of Bake Off ’s
future success: pathos,
humour, a rounded
teaspoon of melancholia,
and words like “peepers ”.

Series 2
Squirreln
Rememb
Billin
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bly be a
rcake, unless
ose peepers,”
eased. A
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