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I was on the bus the other day and

saw a guy sit down on his glasses.

I guess hindsight isn’t 20/20.

—Ed Pollack, comedian

deal with was,

apparently, being

given lemons.

— @TheAlexNevil

Joe walks into a bar

in Boston and orders

three whiskeys. The

bartender asks, “Would

you prefer them all in

one glass?”

“No,” says Joe. “I

have two brothers out

west. Every time I go

drinking, I order a shot

for them both.”

Joe does this every

day for a few weeks,

until one day he comes

in and orders just two

whiskeys. The bartender

asks, “Did something

happen to one of your

brothers?”

A driver is struggling to

find a parking space.

After 45 frustrating min-

utes, he begins to pray.

“Lord,” he says, “I

can’t take this any

longer. If you open a

space up for me, I

swear I’ll give up gam-

bling and go to church

every Sunday.”

Suddenly, the

clouds part and the

sun shines on an

empty parking spot.

Without hesitation, the

man says, “Never

mind, I found one!”

—irishpost.com

I want to go back to

a time when the worst

thing people had to

LAUGHTER

The best Medicine

“Looks like someone got lucky.”

48 march 2019 cartoon by Phil Witte