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Key to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the seriesVIRGIN & BT
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Sky 124 Virgin 157 /HD 199Alibi
Sky 132 Virgin 126 /HD 226Discovery
Sky 125 Virgin 250 /HD 251W
Sky 109 Virgin 125 /HD 211Sky
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Sky 133 Virgin 167 /HD 168Sky
Atlantic
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6.00 AM Modern Family
8.00 The Last Dragonslayer
10.00 What’s Up TV New edition
10.30 Soccer AM New edition
With guests John Fendley
and Jimmy Bullard.
12.00 NOON Hawaii Five-0
(S5, ep14) 1.00 PM (S5,
ep17) 2.00 (S5, ep20)
3.00 πSoccer Saturday
The latest scores.
5.00 PL Greatest Games
5.15 The Simpsons Lisa learns
the calming properties
of a patch of wild fl owers.
5.45 Fat Tony and Selma
decide to get married.7.1 5 The Simpsons Lisa
fi nds a hidden classroom.
7.45 The Simpsons Flanders
and Mrs Krabappel embark
on a whirlwind romance.
8.15 A League of Their
Own Comedy panel
game. Laura Woods, Tony
Bellew and Robin van
Persie join the regulars.9.10 fGhost Rider
Comic-book adventure.
A stuntman leads a double
life as a vigilante skeleton.
Stars Nicolas Cage, Eva
Mendes and Peter Fonda
(2006, 12) ★★★11.20 Brassic 1 of 6. Comedy
starring Joe Gilgun.
12.20 AM 2 of 6. The boys
plan a heist at a strip club.
1.20 S.W. A .T. US crime drama
series. (S2, ep9 of 23)
2.10 Warrior (S1, ep9)
3.10 MacGyver (S3, ep4)
4.00 to 6.00 AM
Motorway Patrol6.00 AM The Real A&E
7.0 0 Paramedics Double-bill.
9.00 Highway Cops Double-bill.
10.00 Highway Patrol
11.00 Motorway Patrol
Double-bill of the series.
12.00 NOON Brit Cops: Rapid
Response Following
police offi cers on patrol.
1.00 PM Brit Cops: Law &
Disorder Back-to-back
editions of the series
following the work of the
City of London police.
5.00 Nothing to Declare
Back-to-back editions
of the documentary series.7.0 0 Nothing to Declare
Back-to-back editions
of the series following
the work of customs and
immigration offi cers at
Australia’s airports.9.00 Murders That
Shocked the Nation
Fred Dinenage refl ects
on the story of Ruth Ellis,
who was hanged in 1955.10.00 The Crossbow
Cannibal A profi le of
murderer Stephen Griffi ths,
who killed three women
between 2009 and 2010.11.00 Criminal Minds
Back-to-back editions
of the US crime drama.
(S7, ep13) 12.00 M’T (S7,
ep15) 1.00 AM (S7, ep17)
2.00 Brit Cops:
Rapid Response
3.00 Paramedics Double-bill.
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare6.00 AM The British
7.0 0 Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets Las Vegas.
8.00 David Attenborough’s
Wild City Triple-bill.
11.00 CSI: Crime Scene
Investigation Back-to-
back episodes of the
US crime drama series.
4.00 PM Without a Trace Jack’s
divorce case takes an
unusual turn. (S3, ep10)
5.00 A student at a
private school goes
missing. (S3, ep11 of 23)
6.00 The team searches
for a convict. (S3, ep12)7.0 0 Without a Trace
The team investigates
when an autistic boy
disappears during a fi eld
trip in Manhattan. (S3, ep13)8.00 Without a Trace
The team investigates the
kidnapping of a society girl
who has upset her local
community. (S3, ep15)9.00 The Aff air Cole meets
an old friend of his father,
who sends him on a journey
to exorcise the ghosts of
his past. (S4, ep5 of 10)10.10 The Aff air
Noah supports Anton in a
decision about his future
that puts Janelle in a tricky
position. (S4, ep6 of 10)11.20 The Aff air Back-to-back
episodes of the US drama
series. (S4, ep7) 12.25 AM
(S4, ep8) 1.35 (S4, ep9)
2.45 Last Week Tonight
with John Oliver Satire.
3.20 Girls Jessa’s friend Jasper
pays her a visit. With
Richard E Grant. (S3, ep8)
4.00 to 6.00 AM The British- 25 AM The Piglet Files
7.50 Steptoe and Son Comedy.
9.10 Lucky Feller Comedy.
9.40 The Interviews
10.50 The Story of Only
Fools and Horses
11.50 Miranda US comedy.
1.10 PM The Vicar of Dibley
1.50 Only Fools and Horses
Back-to-back editions.
5.05 Only Fools and Horses
Del-Boy takes up poker
in a bid to make a fortune.
5.45 Del starts a business
cleaning chandeliers.
6.30 Del-Boy attempts to
sell a pair of antique urns.
7.0 5 Only Fools and
Horses Time on Our
Hands: Raquel’s father
fi nds an old watch among
the Trotters’ junk, which
he claims could net them
a fortune at auction.
8.30 Only Fools and
Horses Rodney falls
for a policewoman.9.10 Mrs Brown’s Boys
Triple-bill of the comedy.
Agnes tries to gatecrash
Maria’s hen party.
9.50 Dermot begins to
develop cold feet in the
run-up to his wedding.
10.30 Dermot and Maria
argue over whether to
buy their own home.11.05 Michael McIntyre’s
Comedy Roadshow
With Patrick Kielty, Neil
Delamere and Jeff Green.
12.10 AM Men Behaving Badly
12.50 The Mighty Boosh
2.00 Inside No 9 Comedy.
2.35 Game On Comedy.
3.05 to 4.00 AM
Harry Hill’s TV Burp6.10 AM The Bill Back-to-back
episodes of the drama.
11.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
Back-to-back editions of
the arcade-themed quiz
hosted by Ben Shephard.
5.00 PM The Boy in the Dress
Comedy. A 12-year-old
boy shocks his family
and friends when he
starts cross-dressing.
Stars David Walliams.
6.20 Billionaire Boy Family
comedy. A 12-year-old
becomes rich when his
dad invents a new toilet
roll. Stars John Thomson.7.4 0 My Family Triple-bill
of the comedy. Janey’s
boyfriend Brian is asked
to help redecorate – until
it is discovered he spent
the night in her room.
8.20 Janey is upset
when her parents buy
Michael a new computer,
and Nick’s new girlfriend
raises a few eyebrows.
9.00 Wedding anniversary
presents cause havoc.9.40 Miranda Triple-bill of
the comedy. Miranda is
trapped in her fl at caring
for her poorly mother.
10.20 The shopkeeper
realises that she still
feels attraction for Gary.11.00 Miranda Miranda packs
her bags to go travelling.
11.40 Louis Theroux:
Life and Death in LA
Louis explores the US
attitude towards death.
1.00 AM Stacey Dooley in the
USA Girls Behind Bars.
1.50 to 3.00 AM
The White Queen- 20 AM Death in Paradise
Back-to-back episodes.
1.50 PM Death in Paradise
Further episodes. The
detectives are left with
two murders to solve.
3.10 The team reopens
a seven-year-old case.
4.30 A political candidate
is killed casting his vote.
5.50 Humphrey examines
the death of a scientist.
7.1 0 Death in Paradise
A young literature student’s
body is discovered at
the bottom of a cliff.
8.35 Death in Paradise
Humphrey and Martha’s
romantic weekend is cut
short when a fellow hotel
guest is found murdered.
9.50 Jonathan Creek Satan’s
Chimney: Christmas
special fi rst shown in
2001. A veteran actress
is shot through the heart.
12.20 to 4.00 AM Rush
Back-to-back episodes.
6.00 AM Say Yes to the Dress:
Atlanta Reality series.
10.30 Say Yes to the Dress:
Lancashire Reality series.
11.30 Say Yes to the Dress: UK
1.00 PM Curvy Brides Boutique
Back-to-back editions
of the series following life
at a wedding-dress shop.
3.00 Cake Boss Back-to-back
editions following life at
a New Jersey cake shop.
8.00 Say Yes to the Dress
9.00 Dr Pimple Popper A man
has an embarrassing
birthmark on his neck.
10.00 Body Bizarre Triplets
undergo a second round
of life-saving surgeries.
11.00 Body Bizarre The life of
an Indonesian man with
a disfi guring disorder.
12.00 M’T Say Yes to the Dress
1.00 AM Dr Pimple Popper
2.00 Body Bizarre
3.00 Say Yes to the Dress:
Atlanta Reality series.
5.30 to 6.00 AM Cake Boss6.00 AM Kindig Customs
Back-to-back editions of
the documentary series.
12.00 NOON Ed Staff ord: First
Man Out Back-to-back
editions. Ed Stafford
competes in a series of
survival competitions.
6.00 PM Massive Engineering
Mistakes The Kinzua
Bridge, which in 2003 was
destroyed by a tornado.
7.0 0 Alaskan Bush People
8.00 Fast N’ Loud
9.00 Deadliest Catch
A Cornelia Marie deckhand
requires urgent surgery.
10.00 Master of Arms Crafting
an authentic steel bow.
11.00 World War II in Colour
12.00 M’T Guardians of the
Glades Reality series.
1.00 AM Supertruckers
2.00 Bitchin’ Rides
3.00 Master of Arms
3.50 Deadliest Catch
4.40 American Chopper
5.30 to 6.00 AM How It’s Made8.00 AM Law & Order Back-
to-back episodes of the
drama. (S15, ep7) 9.00
(S15, ep8) 10.00 (S15,
ep9) 11.00 (S15, ep10)
12.00 NOON NCIS Back-to-back
episodes of the US crime
drama. (S3, ep17) 1.00
PM (S3, ep19) 2.00 (S3,
ep20) 3.00 (S3, ep21)
4.00 (S3, ep22) 5.00 (S3,
ep23) 6.00 (S3, ep24)
7.0 0 Private Eyes Deputy
Conroy needs help with
a murder case. (S3, ep8)
8.00 NCIS Ziva witnesses an
assassination. (S4, ep1)
9.00 πfThe Dukes of
Hazzard Comedy based
on the TV series. Stars
Seann William Scott.
(2005, 15) ★★★
11.10 fRunaway Jury
Courtroom thriller starring
John Cusack, Gene
Hackman and Rachel
Weisz. (2003, 12) ★★★★
2.00 to 5.00 AM CSI: Miami8.00 AM The Closer (S1, ep7)
9.00 Bones (S9, ep22)
10.00 NCIS (S16, ep23)
11.00 The Mentalist (S1, ep1)
12.00 NOON NCIS (S16, ep24)
1.00 PM Bones (S9, ep23)
2.00 NCIS (S11, ep1)
3.00 The Mentalist (S1, ep2)
4.00 Bones (S9, ep24)
5.00 NCIS (S11, ep2)
6.00 The Mentalist Patrick
pursues a killer. (S1, ep3)
7.0 0 NCIS: New Orleans
Pride is abducted by two
masked men. (S5, ep10)
8.00 NCIS The secretary of the
US Navy seeks to save the
life of a sailor. (S13, ep10)
9.00 Lucifer Lucifer makes a
discovery. (S3, ep20)
10.00 Family Guy Double-bill.
11.00 American Dad!
11.30 People of Earth (S2, ep6)
12.00 M’T Family Guy
1.00 AM American Dad!
2.00 Family Guy Double-bill.
3.00 American Dad!
4.00 to 5.00 AM The Closer24 August
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