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FV 19 Sky 111 Freesat 157 Virgin 127 /HD 2275 USA
FV 21 Sky 141 (Scot 169 ) Freesat 129 Virgin 153
5STAR
FV 30 Sky 128 Freesat 131 Virgin 151Drama
FV 20 Sky 143 Freesat 158 Virgin 130Pick
FV 11 Sky 152 Freesat 144 Virgin 123E4
FV 1 3 Sky 135 Freesat 122 Virgin 106 /HD 145
Film4
FV 14 Sky 313 Freesat 300 Virgin 428 /HD 429More4
FV 18 Sky 136 Freesat 124 Virgin 147 /HD 1956.00 AM Hollyoaks
7.0 0 Rules of Engagement
8.00 How I Met Your Mother
9.00 Melissa & Joey
10.00 Baby Daddy
11.00 Speechless
12.00 NOON Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey
3.00 Baby Daddy Double-bill.
4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine US comedy
series. (S2, ep11) 4.30 (S2, ep12)
5.00 Speechless Double-bill of the US
comedy. (S3, ep3) 5.30 (S3, ep4)
6.00 The Big Bang Theory US comedy
series. (S6, ep22) 6.30 (S6, ep23)
11.00 AM fThe Princess Bride
Adventure. A dashing stable boy
sets out to rescue his lost love
from an evil prince. Stars Cary
Elwes. (1987, PG) ★★★★★
1.00 PM fKubo and the Two
Strings Animated fantasy
adventure. (2016, PG) ★★★★
3.05 fDr Dolittle 2 Fantasy
comedy sequel. (2001, PG) ★★★
4.45 f27 Dresses Romantic
comedy. A woman acting as a
bridesmaid at her sister’s wedding
struggles to hide her love for the
groom. Stars Katherine Heigl and
James Marsden. (2008, 12) ★★★★8.55 AM Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free
9.20 Food Unwrapped
9.50 Escape to the Chateau: DIY
10.55 Bake Off : The Professionals
12.00 NOON Find It, Fix It, Flog It
1.05 PM Four in a Bed Back-to-back
editions of the B&B challenge.
3.50 Ugly House to Lovely House with
George Clarke Laura Jane Clark
renovates a Hertfordshire home.
4.50 Portrait Artist of the Year
With celebrity sitters Eddie Hall,
Jodie Kidd and James Purefoy.
5.50 The Secret Life of the Zoo
The penguin chicks must face the
ordeal of joining the main pool.7.1 0 AM The Hurting
8.00 American Pickers
9.00 Storage Hunters
10.00 American Pickers: Best Of
1.00 PM Top Gear Motoring series.
2.00 Cops UK: Bodycam Squad
The squad is called to investigate a
hair-raising skirmish at a nightclub.
3.00 Cop Car Workshop Reality series.
4.00 Last Stop Garage Series following
a team of mechanics in Canada.
5.00 Top Gear Double-bill. The team
looks at the Lamborghini Murcielago
6.00 Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson and
the team build their own stretch
limousines out of other vehicles.7.0 0 Hollyoaks New episode Tony
and Diane get into a huge fi ght.
- 3 0 The Goldbergs Adam lets
slip that Barry never completed
his community service. (S6, ep23)
6.55 πfRomancing
the Stone Comedy adventure.
A writer travels to South America
to save her kidnapped sister, and
ends up seeking lost treasure with
a fortune hunter. Stars Michael
Douglas, Kathleen Turner and
Danny DeVito. (1984, 12) ★★★★
See Filmweek, page 336.55 The Supervet A Labrador
needs work with a serious wound
on one of his front paws, and a
French bulldog suffers an accident
while being chased by another dog.7.0 0 Taskmaster Comedy challenge
series hosted by Greg Davies and
Alex Horne. Jessica Knappett
demonstrates her mastery of a
child’s percussion instrument.8.00 The Big Bang Theory Penny
and Leonard turn to Howard and
Bernadette for advice. (S8, ep6)
8.30 Penny lands herself in a
diffi cult situation. (S8, ep7 of 24)
- 55 Escape to the Chateau: DIY
Dick Strawbridge visits Philip and
Angelina, and helps them build a
bridge at their chateau – but it’s not
certain that his design will work.
8.00 Expedition with Steve
Backshall The team journeys
into the heart of Indonesian Borneo,
where a mountain range guards
caves and mysterious secrets.9.00 Live at the Apollo
Christmas Special
Katherine Ryan, Joel Dommett and
John Robins perform routines at
London’s Hammersmith Apollo.10.00 Jon Richardson:
Ultimate Worrier New
episode Jon is joined by Tom Allen,
Rosie Jones and Matt Forde to
address worries about Holidays.11.00 Live at the Apollo Rhod Gilbert, Jon
Richardson and Kerry Godliman.
12.00 M’T Taskmaster As 7.00pm.
1.00 AM Mock the Week
1.40 Live at the Apollo Christmas
Special As shown at 9.00pm.
2.45 Dave Gorman: Modern Life Is
Goodish The comedian takes
a sledgehammer to a printer.
3.30 to 4.00 AM The Indestructibles9.00 fPatriots Day
Fact-based thriller. A police
sergeant joins the hunt for the
perpetrators in the aftermath
of the 2013 Boston marathon
bombing. Stars Mark Wahlberg,
Michelle Monaghan, JK Simmons
and Kevin Bacon. (2016, 15) ★★★★11.40 fCrank 2: High Voltage
Thriller sequel. A hit-man pursues
a mobster who stole his heart and
replaced it with a machine. Stars
Jason Statham. (2009, 18) ★★
1.35 to 3.20 AM fNo One Lives
Horror. A criminal gang comes
under attack from a psychopath.
Stars Adelaide Clemens and
Luke Evans. (2012, 18) ★★9.00 Celebs Go Dating: Crete
New edition Chloe makes a decision
as she tries to choose between
Luke and Tom, while Demi and
Megan take things to the next level.
10.00 Wife Swap USA New edition
In this edition, a wealthy, work-
obsessed mother trades places
with a mother-of-seven who
lives in a converted school bus.
11.00 The Big Bang Theory Leonard
reunites with Leslie Winkle. (S2, ep2)
11.30 Penny becomes addicted to
an online fantasy game. (S2, ep3)
12.00 M’T Gogglebox
1.05 AM Celebs Go Dating: Crete
2.10 Wife Swap USA
3.00 The Inbetweeners Double-bill.
4.00 How I Met Your Mother Double-bill.
4.50 to 6.00 AM Rules of Engagement
9.00 πOutlander New episode
Fantasy drama. Claire returns to
Lallybroch to be with Jamie but the
choices he made during their time
apart cause trouble. (S3, ep8 of 13)10.20 24 Hours in A&E An elderly
woman with breathing diffi culties
gets support from her daughters,
while a 55-year-old trucker arrives
in resus after a road accident.11.20 24 Hours in A&E Doctors treat a
39-year-old man involved in a
head-on collision in a sports car.
12.30 AM Father Ted Craggy Island
hosts a talent contest for priests.
1.00 An attractive novelist comes
to stay on Craggy Island – and Ted
thinks that she has fallen for him.
1.35 The Supervet See 7.55pm.
2.35 to 3.40 AM 24 Hours in A&EKey to episode numbers: (S1, ep1 of 10) = Series 1, episode 1, and there are a total of 10 episodes in the series
9.00 AM Catch a Contractor
9.20 Remington Steele (S1, ep22)
10.10 CSI: NY US drama. (S6, ep12)
11.05 Rookie Blue (S4, ep7)
12.00 NOON CSI: NY (S6, ep4)
12.55 PM Law & Order Double-bill.
3.00 Murder, She Wrote Triple-bill.
6.00 Law & Order Double-bill of the
series. (S8, ep23) 7.0 0 (S9, ep1)
8.00 NCIS: New Orleans A petty offi cer
is discovered murdered. (S3, ep8)
9.00 Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders
A murderer appears to mimic a
notorious serial killer. (S2, ep2)
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Triple-bill. A woman is found to be
having a relationship with one of her
daughter’s classmates. (S8, ep18)
11.00 Benson helps the FBI track
down her missing brother. (S8, ep19)
12.00 M’T A woman accuses her
husband of rape. (S8, ep11 of 22)
12.55 AM CSI: NY US drama. (S6, ep19)
1.55 The Mysteries of Laura (S2, ep5)
2.50 Taken Thriller series. (S1, ep9)
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
8.00 AM Last Man Standing
8.20 Smallville 9.10 Dance Moms
11.05 My Wife and Kids 12.05 PM Two
and a Half Men 2.00 Last Man
Standing 3.00 Neighbours
3.30 Home and Away 4.00 The Fresh
Prince of Bel-Air 5.00 Two and
a Half Men 6.00 Neighbours
6.30 Home and Away New episode
7.0 0 The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
8.00 Eating Myself to Death
9.00 Young, Dumb and Banged Up in
the Sun New edition An adrenaline
junkie who swam the length of the
Hoover Dam during his stag party.
10.00 Celebs on the Farm New edition
3 of 10. Eight famous faces must
spend 10 days working on a farm.
11.00 fJeepers Creepers Horror.
A brother and sister are pursued by
a truck driver. Stars Gina Philips.
(2001, 15) ★★★★ See Filmweek, page 33
12.55 AM My Dad the Paedophile
1.55 Clink Prison drama series.
2.55 Riverdale US drama. (S2, ep18)
3.35 to 4.00 AM Two and a Half Men7.0 0 AM Border Patrol
8.00 Highway Patrol 9.00 Caught Red
Handed 10.30 Highway Cops
11.00 Police Force: Australia
12.00 NOON Brit Cops: Rapid Response
1.00 PM Caught on Dashcam
2.00 Border Security Documentary.
3.00 Nothing to Declare
3.30 Caught Red Handed
5.00 Without a Trace (S1, ep12)
6.00 Stargate SG-1 (S1, ep22)
7.0 0 Supergirl Fantasy. (S3, ep15)
8.00 The Flash Sci-fi. (S4, ep17)
9.00 Brit Cops: Rapid Response
10.00 Paramedics Documentary.
11.00 Murders That Shocked the Nation
12.00 M’T Banged Up Abroad
1.00 AM Brit Cops: Frontline Crime UK
2.00 Road Wars Real-life crimes.
3.00 Border Patrol Double-bill.
4.00 Highway Patrol Real-life crimes.
4.30 Motorway Patrol Documentary.
5.00 to 6.00 AM Nothing to Declare7.1 0 AM Boon Comedy drama series.
8.00 London’s Burning Double-bill.
10.00 Classic Holby City Medical drama.
11.00 The Bill Police drama series.
1.00 PM Classic EastEnders
2.20 Murdoch Mysteries Double-bill.
4.20 All Creatures Great and Small
5.20 Birds of a Feather Comedy series.
6.00 ’Allo ’Allo! Wartime comedy series.
6.40 Waiting for God Harvey cuts costs
by employing illegal immigrants.- 20 Last of the Summer Wine The trio
are duped by a mysterious man.
8.00 Judge John Deed Hard-Gating:
Double-bill. A murder case is
blamed on prison overcrowding.
9.00 Judge John Deed My Daughter,
Right or Wrong: Charlie defends
an activist accused of murder.
10.00 New Tricks Good Work Rewarded:
Crime drama series. The team
investigates a golfer’s death.
11.20 Murdoch Mysteries Crime drama.
1.20 The Bill Police drama series.
2.20 David Copperfi eld (S1, ep4)
3.10 to 4.00 AM Birds of a Feather
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