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Funny Facts
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LOLS!
a riddle...
“Howdy! Who wants
a pony ride?”
“LOL! That’s
horse-
sterical!”
Q: What has one eye but
can not see?
A: A needle!
- The Ancient Egyptians
didn’t have toothbrushes
and toothpaste. Instead,
they used crushed up
eggshells and animal
hooves to polish and
clean their teeth. - Apples are delicious...
but did you know apple
seeds are poisonous?
They contain cyanide!
You’d probably have to
eat around 200 of them
to be in danger, but
STILL! Scary stuff. - Goats don’t have
circle-shaped pupils in
their eyes – they have
rectangles. Freaky!
a joke...
Q: Why don’t eggs tell
jokes?
A: Because they’d crack
each other up!