I calledmyteacher‘Mum’in frontof
mywholeclass!I putmyhandupto
aska questionandaswenormallycall
herMissK,it justslippedout!Everyone
laughedandI wastotallymortified.She
doesn’tevenlooklikemymum!Blair(12)MylittlesisterVictoriais
soembarrassing!She
alwayssaysthingsout
loudwithoutthinking.The
otherdaywewerein the
fruitandvegieshopand
shestartedcommenting
ontheothershoppers- “Thatlady’sveryold,”
and“Thatmanlookslike
a bear,”(hehada beard).
I tellherto stopbutshe
won’t!Emily(11)
N OFI LT E R
Oneweekendweweregoing to
a museum with some friends. I
was walking with my mum in the
train station and it was raining, so
the floor was all wet and so were
my shoes. Suddenly, my shoes went
sliding over the wet floor and I slipped
and fell down with a loud BANG. Everyone
was looking at me, so I jumped up and shouted
really loudly “I’m OK!”. That made my mum and our
friends burst out laughing, so even more people started
looking at us! Clementine (6)SLIP&SLIDE
MUMMISTAKE
LOOSEJUICE
It was lunchtime and I had a
juice box but it was really hard to
poke the straw in. When it finally
worked, it spurted at me and I
got juice on my skirt! My best friend
Bobby said it looked like I’d wet myself,
so I ran to the bathroom to try and clean it,
but I just made the wet patch bigger! It felt
like everyone was laughing at me for the rest of
the day. Sarah (9)I wasata sleepoverwithsomegirls
from school and we were watching
movies. I fell asleep really early as I’d
played netball earlier that day. I woke
up and found they’d paused the movie and
were laughing at me as I had been snoring! I was
so embarrassed! They said it was really loud too.
Amma (9)SLEEPTROUBLE
PANTSPRANK
Last week we went to my
nana’s house for dinner.
My big brother played a
trick on me. He squirted
yoghurt on my seat when
I wasn’t looking. When I
stood up after dinner, I
had yoghurt all over my
butt and everyone was
laughing at me!
Julie (7)
team angel