38 August 21 – September 3 2019 timeoutabudhabi.com
Food
LAST ORDERS HAVE been called, the Ànal
rounds of drinks are being poured and the
buffet is being tidied away. Brunch at Porters
is coming to an end, but the party most
certainly isn’t.
The dance Áoor is full of friends, couples
and singles (we’re not judging, much) having
a great time grooving to the sound of YfY, the
pub’s resident covers band. Soon the band
will make way for karaoke (it starts at 5pm)
and much of the crowd will remain (there’s a
super post-brunch deal on drinks, after all).
If other Time Out commitments weren’t
pressing, we’d be joining them. In fact, we’re
really having to tear ourselves away because
for the past four hours we’ve been having a
brilliant time.
This is a casual brunch, make no mistake.
If you want airs and graces, Àne-dining and
silver service, head somewhere else. Porters
is a place to join your mates, tuck into some
hearty food and have a laugh.
It’s good value, too, at Dhs225 for the
house package (you can also Ànd deals in
various places, making it a bit cheaper). For
that price you’ll get a fairly wide selection of
hops, grape and short drinks, and access to a
make-your-own mixed drink station. Service is
swift, with nary an empty glass in sight. Staff
of Porters, we salute you.
The food is great, too. Perhaps we were
underestimating the place, especially
considering we’ve eaten here before and
always enjoyed it, but we are surprised by the
quality of everything on offer. Our concern was
that pub food (often deep-fried and crispy)
doesn’t do very well under heat lamps if left
for a while. We needn’t have worried as the
buffet is fresh, delicious and contains far
fewer fried items than we thought.
From a chilled Àsh counter (oysters,
mussels, prawns) to start with to a rather
fantastic cheese selection, and everything in
between, there are few faults to be found.
We’re a little surprised at the platter of
pasties residing next to the oysters, which
not only feel out of place for that station, but
also in the brunch as a whole. Likewise, the
handful of sushi options don’t offer much in
the grand scheme of things.
We recommend focusing your attention
on the excellent grilled prawns. Huge beasts
swimming in garlic and chilli, try and stop
yourself from going back for
more. The grilled lamb is a
little tough, but the carvery
is far better. There’s roast
chicken (regularly being
replaced with a new bird), veal
sausages and a joint of lamb
that are all worth taking a few
slices of. But the star of the
show is undoubtedly the huge piece of beef
sitting just around the corner. Studded with
onion and garlic, slice a few pieces off, pick
up a few of the mini Yorkshire puddings and
slather on some of the thick, rich gravy. Roast
beef this good is a wonderful thing.
There are dim sum, salads and charcuterie
to be had, and breads and sides of roasted
vegetables and rice, too.
“Roast
beef this
good is a
wonderful
thing”
Friday brunch at
Porters English Pub
O Dhs175 (soft drinks), Dhs225 (house beverages). Noon-4pm. Grand Millennium Al Wahda,
Hazza Bin Zayed Street (02 443 9999).
BRUNCH OF THE WEEK
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