GRAND HOTEL
(Spa worker Marisa
chuckles at Yoli’s cleaning
skills.)
Yoli: “Something funny?”
Marisa: “I’ve just never
seen somebody mopping a
floor in heels before.”
Yoli: “Well, they’re not
heels. They’re wedges.
And, I didn’t know I’d be
cleaning today.”
Marisa: “ ‘Cleaning’ is
generous. You’ve been
spreading dirty water all
over for 20 minutes.”
Yoli: “Hilarious, isn’t it?
Watching the spoiled prin-
cess screw up.”
Marisa: “I don’t think
you’re a princess. Prin-
cesses can clean. Snow
White whistled while she
worked. And Cinderella?
All that bitch did was
clean.”YOUNG AND RESTLESS
(Adam updates Phyllis.)
Adam: “I had an interest-
ing talk with Victoria.”
Phyllis: “That must’ve
been short.”(At Adam’s behest, Kevin
meets him at Crimson
Lights.)
Kevin: “This whole wak-
ing me up at the crack of
dawn has got to stop.”
Adam: “It’s after 10.”(Phyllis informs Adam that
Nick is upset about the
upcoming custody hearing.)
Adam: “You know, if I
had a heart, it would break
for him.” DAYS OF OUR LIVES
(Marlena offers Eric
advice about Sarah.)
Marlena: “You need
some closure.”
Eric: “Her marrying
my brother isn’t closure
enough?”GENERAL HOSPITAL
(When Obrecht comes to
after her near-drowning,
Franco fills her in on what
happened.)
Franco: “Dr. Finn here
gave you mouth-to-
mouth.”
Obrecht (to Finn):
“You’re welcome.”(Hayden summons Jax
to the PCPD, telling himshe’s being questioned
about the attempted mur-
der of Obrecht.)
Jax: “Liesl Obrecht?”
Hayden: “Do you know
any other Obrechts?”(Robert enters Charlie’s
Pub.)
Julian: “Well, well,
to what do I owe this
headache?”(Liz gets a notification on
her phone that the pictures
from their wedding recep-
tion have been uploaded.)
Franco: “Okay. Don’t be
mad at me if I look amaz-
ing in all of them.”
Elizabeth: “I’ll try to
keep myself in check.”Forget MODERN
FAMILY! Some Of TV’s
Funniest Lines Are On Soaps.
Photo Finished: GH’s Elizabeth
(Rebecca Herbst) promised
Franco (Roger Howarth) to
contain herself.
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