100 august 2019
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A broke guy walks past
a pub. He looks at the
door longingly, but
since he has no money,
he walks on. Just then,
he spots a lamp lying in
the gutter. He picks it
up and rubs it, and a
genie emerges. “I will
grant you three wishes,”
intones the genie.
“Give me a bottom-
less mug of beer,” the
guy says. A mug of beer
appears in his hand.He takes a sip, then
another. With each
chug, the mug
magically refills.
“And for your other
two wishes?”
Between swallows,
the lucky guy shouts,
“Give me two more just
like this one!”
—FRIARSCLUB.COMWhy is it a ‘penny for
your thoughts’ but you
have to ‘put your twoOne Small Gag
for Mankind ...
Last month, 20 July
marked the 50th anni-
versary of the Apollo 11
mission. We’re cele-
brating with jokes
even the man in the
moon will howl at.
)Why is a moon
rock tastier than
an Earth rock?
It’s a little meteor.
)Which is closer,
Florida or the
moon? The moon.
You can’t see Florida
from here.
)How do you know
when the moon is
broke? When it’s down
to its last quarter.
)What did Neil
Armstrong say when
no one laughed at his
moon jokes? “I guess
you had to be there.”“Do you think it’s wise to move away
from solar energy?”LAUGHTER
The best MedicineCartoon by Harley Schwadron