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The next day, while we

waited at the doctor’s

office, Jaden noticed a

poster of a doctor and

a mother holding her

newborn baby.

Jaden exclaimed, “Oh!

Are the doctors giving

away free babies?”

—Jesslet

Siluvairayan

annoyance, she replied,

“The top drawer.”

—Tim Breithaupt

Six-year-old son:

Mom, why did

you marry Dad?

Me: Because he

made me laugh.

Son: You know,

you could have just

married a clown!

—Michelle Noble

My four-year-old son,

Jaden, loves babies.

Recently he voiced his

wish for a baby sister.

My toddler just got a hold

of a tub of margarine,

rubbed it all over her legs

and said, “Lotion you can

eat.” I feel like she may

be on to something.

@Bottomofmypurse

I was babysitting my six-

year-old granddaughter,

and at bedtime she

emerged wearing the

pyjamas I had recently

given her for her birthday.

Thrilled to see her using

them, I said, “Nice

pyjamas. Where did you

get them?” With a hint of

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“I think I used Dad’s hair-restoration shampoo.”

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