CALL ME,
QUEEN
BEY!
I was interested to
hear Destiny’s Child
could be reuniting,
having seen how well
the Spice Girls did out of their comeback. It’s
funny because Beyoncé’s such a huge star
now, does she really need to do it? But if they
do, I’d go to see them. Alongside TLC, they
were the biggest R&B girl band of the day.
And girls, if you need an opening act, I’m
more than happy to come down and belt out
a couple of verses of I Will Survive to warm
up the crowd. Just gimme a call!MUSIC TO MY EARS
When Liam Gallagher said he wanted
Peter Crouch to join his band last week,
it got me thinking about the sort of
supergroup I’d come up with if I could
pick any celeb to join me.
Well, I’d start with James McAvoy, just
because he’s really fit and I can see him
going wild on the guitar. Then I’d have
Gemma Collins, because every band
needs a diva, and finally I’d have Trevor
McDonald in one of those headbands
and a denim waistcoat on the drums.
He could finish the gig by doing a little
speech about all the men on death row
he’s interviewed!The bore brigade were out in force last
week, having a go at me for posting pics
of my DJ wearing make-up. Lighten up,
people! I’m not apologising for anything.
DJ’s a little girl and she loves putting on
make-up like Mummy and her big sisters.
It was Molly who did it, and I thought
DJ looked absolutely beautiful.
It’s not like she does it on a daily
basis. Molly’s super talented
with make-up and she can
practise on her little sister
any time she wants. If you
have a problem with
that, do one.It’s been a busy week and I’m finally
getting myself back to normal. Me and
the kids went out on the Winnie The
Pooh trail in the woods near where we
live, and being outside in the fresh air
was enormously helpful for my mental
health. We were gone for six hours and
had such a laugh. Molly was storming
about in troll combat mode, pretending
she was in The Walking Dead.
In other nice news, I’d like to give a
shout out to Nile Wilson, the Olympic
medal-winning gymnast. My Max
loves gymnastics, so I messaged Nile
on Insta to see if he’d mind giving him
some words of encouragement. And
he sent him a personal video! What a
great guy – Max was made up.KEEPING UP WITH
So I saw Angelina Jolie banging on about how
looks don’t matter and intelligence is everything.
So says a bleedin’ goddess! Of course looks
don’t matter when you look like her. When you’re
beautiful you don’t have a worry in the world!
Unfortunately, we live in a society where looks
are important and they do get you ahead. Trolls on
social media will criticise you if you’re not completely
perfect – normal women can’t win. If Ange was 22st with buck teeth and
cross-eyes, do you think she’d be where she is now? Would she ‘eck!KERRY
EVERY
WEEK!MADE UP
FOR DJ
PHOTOS: GettyThis week Kez has a proposition for Beyoncé
and finds solace in the great outdoors
It’sbeen abseekandI’mfinallOUT AND ABOUT
ed!PHOTOS: GettyANGE IS OUT OF TOUCH