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Congrats, you’re kind of
a pretty mess.
Erika Jayne, aka
@ThePrettyMess, aka Erika
Girardi of The Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills would be proud.
Trash on the floor doesn’t give you
anxiety, but speed limits do.
MO
STLY As
To be honest, we’re
scared of you.
We don’t even want to look at
your perfectly clean car, let alone
touch it. Please don’t murder us
for smudging the windows!
MO
STLY (^) Bs
You’re the proud owner of a
shaggin‘ wagon.
Nothing turns you on more than
fogging up the windows Jack-and-
Rose style in the back of your car.
Beds are so cliché.
MO
STLY (^) Cs
Plays A
Thousand Miles
Ta ke i t a t yo u r ow n r isk, y ’a l l.
b. I DIY detail my ride ’coz I
want it done right.
c. I take it through that
roller-coaster autowash.
SEVEN
At a stoplight, you’re
most likely caught...
a. Low-key picking my nose.
b. Sending passive-
aggressive work e-mails.
c. Sending a ‘U up?’ text
before it turns green.
EIGHT
What kind of car
boss are you?
a. My car is one flat tyre
away from staging a riot
against me.
b. You better put a towel
down if you’re gonna sit
your post-pool butt on
my seats.
c. I’ll let you drive, just don’t
throw your trash in the back.
It’s clean for a reason, boo.
ONE
How often do you fill
up your fuel tank?
a. I wait until my empty light
turns on because I’m busy, K?
b. I’m filling up any time I see
a pump.
c. As soon as I drop to half
a tank. I’m not about to get
stranded while stalking
my ex.
TWO
What’s chilling in your
backseat?
a. A cold, soggy McD fry
that missed my mouth two
weeks ago.
b. Some deodorant and a
toothbrush. Gotta be ready
for unexpected overnights.
c. An old bra. I change in my
car all the time.
THREE
Be honest, are you a
good driver?
a. Never not lurking in your
blind spot. Sorry!
b. My friends trust me to
drive their cars more than
they trust themselves.
c. Honestly, I’m scared of
my own road rage.
FOUR
What are you
listening to?
a. The radio. Bluetooth
intimidates me.
b. My perfectly curated
Spotify playlist. No touchy.
c. Any hot Beyoncé track
will do.
FIVE
Weirdest thing
you’ve done in your
car?
a. Paint my nails. I know...
b. Check out my chin-hair
sitch in the rearview.
c. Sex things.
SIX
How do you wash
your car?
a. My dad does all of that.
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