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What’s in a Name?
Women’s deodorant
scents: rose, cotton,
spring, meadow.
Men’s: WINTER ICE,
SHARKNADO, GLA-
CIER PUNCH, GUN.
— @SOPHIE_GADD
Time Is a Construct
I hate when I’m 20 min-
utes into my run on the
treadmill and I look
down and the timer
says 43 seconds.
— @PIPERSMITH
Sorry, I wasn’t listening
when you were talking
about your dog. I was
busy looking in my
phone for pictures of
my superior dog.
— @PRIMAWESOME
If you pick someone up
at the airport after the
age of 30, you are either
falling in love or a per-
sonal assistant.
— @SMICKABLE
my contacts, I can’t see
too clearly.) So I quickly
trapped the mouse
with a box and put my
contacts in so I could
take a look, only to find
out that I did not trap a
mouse. I trapped my
hairbrush.
—CELIA GRACE DENNEY
When my girlfriend
makes me angry, I look
at her through a fork
and pretend she’s in jail.
It heals me spiritually.
— @MRMAKETHINGD
When I woke up today,
I thought I saw a mouse
on my floor. (Without
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