A massive skirt!
More skirt!
MORE.
Now put a skirt over
her face!
God, yeah, that’s
the stuff.
— @WHATMADDNESS
)Judge: Sir, you have
been charged with
stealing penguins from
the zoo.
Me: *Lips right on mic*
I needed groomsmen
for my wedding, your
honour.
— @DAFLOYDSTA
ultimately, Pet Sematary
is a film about the
importance of keeping
your cat indoors.
— BRUDGER WINEGAR,
comedian
)How many cats walk
by the telephone pole
with their “missing”
flyer on it? Just another
reason to teach your cat
to read.
— @KENDRAGAYLORD
Marriage Material
)[Inventing wedding
dresses]
Bad Match
Date: I love car-chase
action scenes.
Me, a fruit-stand
vendor: I think we’re
done here.
— @ABBIEEVANSXO
Roll Call
“Anybody here
named Jeff?”
Jeff: “Yes.”
Geoff: “Yeos.”
— MATT TOBEY,
comedy writer
Feline Funnies
)I would say that,
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