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11 0 11 0 810 12 4 310 392★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor6.00 AM George and Mildred
7.25 The Royal
8.30 Inspector Morse
10.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Triple
bill of the drama, including at:
2.55 PM After the Funeral:
A man is found dead after
changing his will and dividing
his legacy equally among the
remaining family members.
4.55 Foyle’s War A Lesson in
Murder: The death of a
conscientious objector
while in police custody
prompts an investigation.8.00 Nothing to Declare
Double bill of the
documentary following
the work of customs
offi cers in Australia.8.00 Without a Trace
Upstairs, Downstairs:
4/23. A nanny goes
missing along with the
baby in her care. (S3)6.00 AM The Real A&E
7.00 Paramedics
9.00 Highway Cops
10.00 Highway Patrol
11.00 Motorway Patrol
12.00 NOON Brit Cops: Rapid
Response Five editions of
the documentary series.
5.00 PM Nothing to Declare
Four editions, including at:
6.00 Customs officers seize
a stash of pornography.
6.30 A man arrives in
Australia to spend time
with his internet lover.6.00 AM The British
7.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel
Secrets A visit to Paris.
8.00 Micro Monsters with
David Attenborough
11.00 CSI 15&16/24. (S9)
1.00 PM CSI Triple bill. (S9)
4.00 Without a Trace 24/24.
A yacht turns up adrift in New
York harbour with only its
dead captain on board. (S2)
5.00 1/23. Jack’s wife tells
him she wants a divorce.
6.00 2/23. A hospital
worker disappears. (S3)- 2 0 AM Lucky Feller
8.20 The Interviews
9.25 Miranda
10.40 The Vicar of Dibley
11.20 Only Fools and Horses
12.40 PM Only Fools and Horses
2.00 Britain’s Greatest Comedian
5.00 Only Fools and Horses
Del Boy gets his hands on a
consignment of self-inflating
rubber dolls, which turn out
to be filled with explosive gas.
6.05 Rodney begins attending
a computer course at night
school and meets Cassandra.
10.00 Britain’s Most Evil
Killers Focusing on Steve
Wright, who killed fi ve
women over a six-week
period in 2006.10.10 The Affair 6/10.
Noah attempts to
repair his relationship
with Martin. (S3)10.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys Agnes
tries to solve Dermot’s
relationship problems.
10.40 Agnes worries her
family are too secretive.7.00 Nothing to Declare
Double bill of the
documentary following
the work of customs
offi cers in Australia.7.00 Without a Trace Light
Years: 3/23. The team
search for an X-ray
technician who believed
he was abducted by aliens.7.10 Only Fools and Horses
A retired jeweller offers
Del the deal of a lifetime- then has a heart attack
and gets taken to hospital
with the merchandise
still in his briefcase.
8.20 Rodney’s plans to
make a community fi lm
are spoiled by Del Boy.
7.00 Midsomer Murders
The Made-to-Measure
Murders: Barnaby and
Jones investigate when a
woman is stabbed to
death in a churchyard two
years after the death of
her husband. Guest stars
James Wilby, Gwyneth
Strong and Karl Davies.7.00 World Series of Darts:
Melbourne Action
from day two of the
event at Melbourne
Arena in Australia,
where the knockout
stages took place, and
this year’s champion
was crowned. With
commentary by Stuart
Pyke and Dan Dawson.9.00 Murders That Shocked
the Nation Author Fred
Dinenage talks about
the time he spent
with the Kray twins.9.00 The Affair 5/10. Alison
is motivated to spend a
memorable day with
Noah on Block Island
for an unusual reason.9.00 Michael McIntyre’s
Comedy Roadshow
Featuring Sean Lock,
Steve Williams, Ava Vidal
and Alun Cochrane.9.00 Endeavour Coda:
The detective considers
his future while protecting
the safety of the wife
of his former mentor,
while a murder in the
world of fashion stirs up
old gangland confl icts.7.00 AM Animal 999
8.00 It’s Me or the Dog
9.00 Relic Hunter (S3)
1.00 PM Relic Hunter (S3)
3.00 Stargate SG-1 (S3)
7.00 Stargate SG-1 Nemesis:
22/22. Part one of two.
A terrifying new creature
that not even the
Asgard can control
threatens Earth (S3)
8.00 Road Wars A drug
dealer tries to escape
being searched.
9.00 S.W.A.T. 8/23. The
team try to track down
a stalker pursuing a
social media star. (S2)
10.00 Manifest Turbulence:
3/16. Olive and Cal
realise that being twins
after five and a half
years apart is harder
than they thought. (S1)
11.00 A League of Their Own
12.00 M’T The Blacklist (S6)
1.00 AM Warrior 8/10. (S1)
2.00 The Force: Essex
4.00 to 6.00 AM
Animal House6.00 AM Nothing to Declare
9.00 60 Minute Makeover
1.00 PM 60 Minute
Makeover
3.00 The Chase Celebrity
Special With guests
Alex James, Ann
Widdecombe, Sara Cox
and Eamonn Holmes.
4.00 With Joe Pasquale,
Janet Street-Porter,
Mark Durden-Smith and
Austin Healey.
5.00 Highway Patrol
7.00 Road Wars
9.00 Brit Cops: Law &
Disorder Steps to tackle
credit card fraud.
10.00 The Force: Manchester
The work of Greater
Manchester Police.
11.00 Banged Up Abroad
12.00 M’T Road Wars
1.00 AM Brit Cops: Rapid
Response
4.00 to 6.00 AM
Highway Patrol7.10 AM Sin City Motors
8.00 Storage Hunters UK
9.00 American Pickers
12.00 NOON Cops UK:
Bodycam Squad
1.00 PM Cop Car Workshop
2.00 Top Gear
3.00 Scrapyard Supercar
4.00 Top Gear
5.00 Red Bull Soapbox Race
6.00 Would I Lie to You?
8.00 Not Going Out 1/6. First
episode of the sitcom.
8.40 2/6. There is a
death in the family.
9.20 3/6. Lee
pretends to be Tim.
10.00 4/6. Lee gives
Kate driving lessons. (S1)
10.40 FILM Hellboy Horror
fantasy. (2004, 12,
122min) ★★★★
1.10 AM Mock the Week
1.50 Taskmaster
2.40 Dave Gorman: Modern
Life Is Goodish
3.40 to 4.00 AM The
Indestructibles6.00 AM The Only Way Is
Essex Triple bill.
8.15 Dallas Cowboys
Cheerleaders
9.00 LittleBe
12.00 NOON Cake Wars
1.00 PM The Real
Housewives of Atlanta
1.55 Gemma Collins:
Diva Forever
2.55 The Real Housewives
of Cheshire
8.00 Celebrity Dinner Date
Five singletons try to
woo reality TV star
Vicky Pattison.
9.00 Botched A Texas chef
with jarring pain from
her breast implants.
10.00 Ibiza Weekender New
recruits David, Ellie and
Amelia join the team.
11.00 Former rep and
love interest Rachael
turns up for a holiday.
12.00 M’T to 12.55 AM The
Real Housewives
of Atlanta6.00 AM World Cup Rivalries:
England v Argentina
6.20 The Professionals
7.10 Sherlock Holmes
9.30 ITV Racing: Opening Show
10.30 Made in Britain
11.25 River Monsters
12.25 PM Fishing Allstars- 3 0 LIVE ITV Racing Today’s
race meetings from Newbury,
Ripon and Newmarket.
4.00 FILM The War Wagon Western.
(1967, U, 96min) ★★★
6.05 The Car Chasers
8.00 AM Friends
12.00 NOON Impractical
Jokers: Inside Jokes
12.30 PM Impractical Jokers
1.00 FILM The Tuxedo
Action comedy starring
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
(2002, 12, 98min) ★★
3.00 Friends (S2&3)
8.00 Michael McIntyre’s Big
Show With Rob Beckett.
9.00 FILM Horrible Bosses 2
Comedy sequel starring
Jason Bateman. (2014,
15, 104min) ★★
11.00 FILM Dinner for
Schmucks Comedy
starring Paul Rudd.
(2010, 12, 113min) ★★
1.15 AM FILM Movie 43
Sketch compendium
starring Kate Winslet.
(2013, 15, 90min) ★
3.05 Brickleberry (S3)
3.45 Bordertown 12/13. (S1)
4.10 to 5.00 AM
Frankenfood6.00 AM The Waltons
7.00 Highway to Heaven
8.00 Due South (S3)
1.00 PM Rumpole of the
Bailey Six episodes.
7.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
Rumpole and the
Old, Old Story: 1/6.
A man is accused of
attempted murder.
8.00 Rumpole and
the Blind Tasting: 2/6.
A villain is accused of
fencing stolen wine. (S4)
9.00 Who Wants to Be a
Millionaire? Triple bill.
12.00 M’T Rumpole of the
Bailey 1/6. (S6)
1.00 AM Rumpole of the
Bailey 2/6. (S6)
2.00 Rumpole of the Bailey
3.00 M*A*S*H 21/26. (S7)
3.30 FILM Her Own Rules
Melodrama starring
Melissa Gilbert. (1998,
PG, 83min) ★★
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Touched by an Angel15 212 3 11 112 112 812 132 181 3073703415 212 3 11 14 414 4 19 157 112 112 812 132 181 30737011.00 Criminal Minds 23&24/24.
Double bill of the drama. (S6)
1.00 AM Criminal Minds (S7)
2.00 AM Brit Cops: Rapid
Response Documentary.
3.00 Paramedics
5.00 to 6.00 AM
Nothing to Declare11.20 The Affair 7/10. Helen gives
Noah the help that he needs.
12.30 AM The Affair 8/10. Alison
has a sobering realisation.
1.35 The Affair 9&10/10. (S3)
3.50 Life Itself: Special
4.05 Fish Town
5.00 to 6.00 AM The British11.20 Mrs Brown’s Boys Dermot
announces his choice of
best man for the wedding.
12.00 M’T The Mighty Boosh
12.35 AM The Mighty Boosh
1.55 Game On
3.00 The Mighty Boosh
3.30 to 4.00 AM Spaced11.00 A Touch of Frost Unknown
Soldiers: Jack is taken hostage
while interviewing a suspect,
but manages to talk his way
out of trouble - then sets out
to solve the death of a soldier.
1.00 to 2.20 AM
Classic Emmerdale11.00 FILM Enter the Dragon
Action thriller with Bruce Lee,
John Saxon and Ahna Capri.
(1973, 18, 97min) ★★★
1.10 AM The Sweeney Haskins
is framed for corruption.
2.15 to 2.55 AM Better
Late Than Never10.00 Britain’s Most Evil Killers 9.00 The Affair 9.00 Michael McIntyre’s... 7.00 Midsomer Murders 11.00 Enter the Dragon