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113 113 813 13 7 16 4 320385FOX
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141 / 16 9 15 3 21 12 94seven
13 7 143 203 4 7 11 0 12 78.00 AM Monk 16/16. (S8)
9.00 Bones 12/24. (S9)
10.00 NCIS 13/24. (S16)
11.00 The Mentalist 9/13. (S7)
12.00 NOON NCIS 14/24. (S16)
1.00 PM Bones 13/24. (S9)
2.00 NCIS 15/24. (S16)
3.00 The Mentalist 10/13. (S7)
4.00 Bones 14/24. (S9)
5.00 NCIS 16/24. (S16)
6.00 The Mentalist 11/13. A man
claiming to be a psychic
offers to help the team
solve a double murder. (S7)8.00 AM Law & Order (S14)
12.00 NOON NCIS 20/23. (S2)
1.00 PM NCIS 21/23. A US Marine
suspected of murdering
a girl is killed in Iraq.
2.00 22/23. Tony is infected
with a deadly virus.
3.00 23/23. The team learn
an enemy has returned. (S2)
4.00 1/24. The team try
to avenge Kate’s death.
5.00 2/24. Gibbs continues to
blame himself for Kate’s death.
6.00 4/24. The team discover
an entombed corpse. (S3)6.10 AM The Bill Gina saves Callum
from a brutality charge.
7.00 Part one of two. An
armed stalker runs amok.
8.00 Part two of two. Gina
bids farewell to Sun Hill.
9.00 A little girl is found
boarded up in a fireplace.
10.00 Will gets an
opportunity to impress Neil.
11.00 Tipping Point Double bill
of the arcade-themed quiz.
1.00 PM Tipping Point Six further
editions of the arcade-themed
quiz hosted by Ben Shephard.7.10 AM Murdoch Mysteries
9.00 Miss Marple
2.00 PM Inspector Alleyn
Mysteries Scales of Justice.
4.00 Death in Paradise 3/8.
Humphrey and Martha’s
romantic weekend on a remote
island is cut short when a
fellow hotel guest is killed.
5.25 4/8. The president of the
local cricket club is found dead.
6.45 5/8. Part one of two.
The Caribbean police’s
latest murder inquiry takes
them to London. (S6)
8.00 New Tricks Tiger Tiger:
The team re-examine
the circumstances
surrounding a
zookeeper’s death.8.00 Major Crimes By Any
Means – Part Four: 13/13.
Last episode. Lt Tao is
trapped in a room that
may contain a bomb. (S6)8.00 NCIS Day in Court: 9/24.
A petty offi cer tries to
prove he did not murder
his ex-girlfriend. (S13)10.00 New Tricks Old School
Ties: The remains of a
body are discovered
near a an elite public
boarding school.10.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit Responsible:
18/22. A student dies at
a party. With Becca Mills
and Laura Leighton. (S8)10.00 Family Guy 23/23.
Stories inspired by
viewers’ letters. (S10)
10.30 11/30. Brian
dates a teacher. (S4)Death in Paradise
(started at 6.45pm)7.00 FILM Earthstorm Sci-fi
action drama starring
Stephen Baldwin. When a
meteor cracks the moon,
a demolitions expert
and a scientist race
against time to prevent
a large piece dislodging
and destroying Earth.
(2006, PG, 90min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●7.00 My Family Ben and
Susan prepare for a
well-deserved holiday.
7.40 The death of Aunt
Margaret leads the
Harpers to arrange a
weekend in Leeds to
attend the funeral.
8.20 Janey practises
for her driving test.7.00 Private Eyes So You
Think You Can Kill! 7/12.
Supernatural accidents
threaten to derail Becca’s
latest TV show. (S3)7.00 NCIS: New Orleans
Risk Assessment:
9/24. The NCIS team
investigate the murder of
a navy contractor. (S5)9.00 New Tricks A Death in
the Family: The team
investigate an unsolved
murder dating back
more than 160 years.9.00 FILM The Vanishing
Suspense thriller starring
Jeff Bridges, Kiefer
Sutherland and Nancy
Travis. A young man
searches obsessively for
his missing girlfriend after
she vanishes from a
roadside service station.
(1993, 15, 110min) ★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●9.00 Miranda Penny
threatens to cancel
Miranda’s Christmas.
9.40 Gary decides to join
the dating scene so he
can bring someone to
Stevie’s birthday party.
10.20 The shop owner’s
friends accuse her
of being immature.9.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit Monster’s
Legacy: 13/24. A janitor
attacks an athletics coach.
With Mike Tyson. (S14)9.00 Lucifer Orange Is the
New Maze: 19/26. Lucifer
and Chloe enter the world
of bounty hunting to
investigate a murder. (S3)6.00 AM Star Trek: Voyager (S4)
8.00 Teleshopping
11.00 FILM Lara Croft Tomb
Raider: The Cradle of Life
Fantasy adventure sequel.
(2003, 12, 117min) ★★★
1.10 PM FILM Descent Sci-fi
disaster movie with Luke Perry.
(2005, PG, 90min) ★★
3.10 FILM Almighty Thor Fantasy
adventure starring Richard
Grieco. (2011, 12, 92min) ★
5.10 FILM Kull the Conqueror
Adventure fantasy with Kevin
Sorbo. (1996, 12, 95min) ★6.00 AM André Rieu:
Live in Maastricht IV
8.30 Tales of the
Unexpected
11.00 Discovering
1.00 PM Discovering
4.00 The Summer of Love
5.00 The Band: Music Icons
5.30 The Grateful Dead:
Music Icons
6.00 Creedence Clearwater
Revival: Music Icons
6.30 Discovering
8.00 Jefferson Airplane:
Music Icons
8.30 Santana: Music Icons
9.00 NEW The Festival That
Rocked the World
10.30 The Who: Tommy
Live at the Royal
Albert Hall
12.00 M’T The Who: Sensation- The Story of Tommy
1.15 AM Joe Cocker: Mad
Dogs & Englishmen
3.30 FILM Janis: Little Girl
Blue Documentary.
(2015, 15) ★★★★
5.30 to 6.00 AM Discovering
9.00 AM Access
9.10 CSI: NY 8&10/25. (S5)
10.50 NCIS: Los Angeles (S4)
11.50 Murder, She Wrote- 5 5 PM Murder, She Wrote
5.05 Jesse Stone: Benefit of
the Doubt Thriller.
7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles
Resurrection: 21/24.
Kensi and Deeks
head to Tijuana.
8.00 Raven & the
Swans: 22/24. The
agents try to locate an
undercover operative.
9.00 Parley: 23/24. A
diamond thief is targeted
by an arms dealer. (S4)
10.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit Gone:
16/22. A student is
raped and killed. (S7)
11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit (S7) - 5 0 AM Law & Order: Los
Angeles 14/22. (S1)
2.50 Hannibal 13/13. (S1)
3.50 to 4.00 AM Access
9.00 AM Come Dine with Me
11.00 A New Life in the Sun
1.00 PM A Place in the Sun
6.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen
Nightmares USA
Triple bill of the series.
9.00 Born Famous: Mel B
Phoenix Brown travels
to Hyde Park in Leeds.
10.00 Jade: The Reality Star
Who Changed Britain
2/3. Exploring the
decisions Jade Goody
made which proved
disastrous for her life
in the spotlight.
11.05 Kathy Burke’s All
Woman The actress
looks at attitudes to
beauty, including a visit
to a plastic surgeon.
12.05 AM The Lateish Show
with Mo Gilligan
1.10 Rude Tube
2.15 Location, Location,
Location
3.20 Animal Rescue Live:
Supervet Special
4.20 to 4.50 AM
Four in a Bed8.00 AM Rich Kids Go Skint
8.50 Celebs on the Ranch
9.50 Two and a Half Men- 2 0 PM FILM Open Season
Animated comedy
adventure. (2006,
PG, 86min) ★★★
3.05 FILM Practical Magic
Romantic comedy
starring Sandra Bullock.
(1998, 12, 102min) ★★
5.10 FILM Chalet Girl
Romantic comedy.
(2011, 12, 96min) ★★★
7.05 FILM A Cinderella
Story Romantic comedy.
(2004, PG, 95min) ★★
9.00 FILM Forgetting Sarah
Marshall Romantic
comedy with Jason Segel
and Kristen Bell. (2008,
15, 110min) ★★★★
11 .15 FILM Unfinished
Business Comedy.
(2015, 15, 91min) ★★
1.00 AM Wentworth Prison
3.05 to 4.00 AM Old
School for Lazy Kids
7.10 AM Lovejoy
11.00 Sharpe
1.00 PM Pie in the Sky
3.00 Where the Heart Is
6.00 Death in Paradise
The Early Bird: 6/8. A
birdwatcher is stabbed to
death with his own knife.- 2 0 The Man With
the Golden Gun: 7/8.
The Caribbean cops
are forced to spend
the night with a killer.
8.40 Rue Morgue: 8/8.
Humphrey investigates a
suspected poisoning at
a retirement home. (S3)
10.00 New Tricks In Vino
Veritas: The detectives
reopen the case of a pub
landlord killed in a fire.
Guest stars Phil Davis.
11.20 Trial & Retribution
1/2. Fifteen-year-old
Cassie Booth goes
missing while doing
her paper round. (S3) - 35 AM Garden Hopping
2.15 to 4.00 AM
The Heart Guy
7.00 AM News
8.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
11.00 News: Daily Pop
12.00 NOON Keeping Up
with the Kardashians
2.00 PM Botched
3.00 Revenge Body with
Khloe Kardashian
4.00 Temptation Island
6.00 Flip It Like Disick
7.00 News Showbiz news.
8.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
Kim’s loyalty to her
husband becomes a
source of conflict.
9.00 Temptation Island
Some couples question
their relationships.
10.00 Some
temptations are proving
too hard to resist.
11.00 Flip It Like Disick
12.00 M’T Botched
2.00 AM Teleshopping
3.00 Keeping Up with
the Kardashians
4.00 to 5.00 AM News17 A u g u s t
11.00 New Tricks As 8.00pm.
12.05 AM New Tricks As 9.00pm.
1.05 New Tricks As 10.00pm.
2.00 Murdoch Mysteries Double
Life: 3/19. A young suffragette
is murdered. (S9)
3.00 to 4.00 AM
Murdoch Mysteries
11 .1 0 FILM Let Me In Vampire
thriller with Kodi Smit-McPhee.
(2010, 15, 116min) ★★★★- 5 0 AM FILM Navy SEALs vs
Zombies Thriller starring Ed
Quinn. (2015, 15, 88min) ★★
4.00 to 6.00 AM FILM Cold Zone
Disaster drama. (2016, 12) ★
11.00 Louis Theroux’s Weird
Weekends A festive gathering.
12.00 M’T Kids with Machetes- Stacey Dooley Investigates
1.00 AM John Bishop:
In Conversation
with Gabby Logan
1.50 to 3.00 AM Dickensian
11.00 Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 19/22. Benson
helps the FBI to track down
her brother. Guest stars
Vincent Spano. (S8)
12.00 M’T Law & Order: Special
Victims Unit 20&21/22. (S8)
2.00 to 5.00 AM CSI: Miami11.00 American Dad! 21/23. (S15)
11.30 People of Earth 5/10. (S2)
12.00 M’T Family Guy 22/22. (S3)
12.30 AM Family Guy 7/22. (S11)
1.00 American Dad! (S13)
2.00 Family Guy (S4)
3.00 American Dad! (S10&13)
4.00 to 5.00 AM Monk8.00 New Tricks 9.00 The Vanishing 7.00 My Family 8.00 Major Crimes 4.00 Bones