TV&Satellite Week 85
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Thursday
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10 5 10 5 805 105 15 0 5 10 5 10 5105 10 5SKY ONE
10 6 10 6 806 11 0 10 9116 116 107 9/82 10 617 311 0 1076.00 AM Milkshake!
9.15 Jeremy Vine (S)
11.15 GPs: Behind Closed Doors
Documentary. (S)(R)(AD)
12 .10 PM News (S)
12.15 Celebs on the Farm (S)(R)
1.10 Access Showbiz news. (S)
1.15 Home and Away (S)(AD)
1.45 Neighbours (S)(AD)
2.15 The Art of Murder: Garage
Sale Mystery Crime drama
starring Lori Loughlin. (S)(R)4.00 Friends (S1&2) (S)(R)
5.00 News (S)
5.30 Neighbours Gail accuses Paul
and Terese of neglecting
Harlow. (S)(R)(AD)6.00 Home and Away Mackenzie
causes unexpected trouble
for Dean. (S)(R)(AD)6.30 News (S)
6.00 AM Animal House (S)(R)(AD)
7.00 Monkey Life (S)(R)
8.00 The Dog Whisperer (S)(R)
9.00 Supergirl 5/22. (S2) (S)(R)
10.00 The Flash 2/23. (S4) (S)(R)
11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)
1.00 PM Hawaii Five-0 Double bill
of the crime drama. (S5&7) (R)
3.00 MacGyver 3/22. (S3) (S)(R)
4.00 Modern Family 4&5/22.
Double bill. (S8) (S)(R)
5.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)
5.30 Futurama Godfellas: Bender
is declared a god. (S)(R)(AD)
6.00 Future Stock: A frozen
man from the 1980s becomes
boss at Planet Express. (S)(R)
6.30 The Simpsons The Falcon and
the D’ohman: Homer befriends
a former CIA agent. Guest stars
Kiefer Sutherland. (S)(R)6.00 AM The Funniest Animals
6.20 Guinness World Records
6.45 You’ve Been Framed!
7.10 Dinner Date
8.00 Emmerdale
8.30 Coronation Street
9.25 Ellen DeGeneres Show
10.20 Superstore
11.15 Dress to Impress
12 .15 PM Emmerdale
12.45 Coronation Street
1.50 Ellen DeGeneres Show
2.45 Dinner Date
3.50 Dress to Impress6.00 AM Hollyoaks
7.00 Rules of Engagement
8.00 How I Met Your Mother
9.00 Melissa & Joey
10.00 Baby Daddy
11.00 Speechless
12.00 NOON Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.00 PM The Big Bang Theory
2.00 Melissa & Joey
3.00 Baby Daddy
4.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
5.00 Speechless
6.00 The Big Bang Theory
16&17/24. Double bill. (S6)4.50 Take Me Out
6.00 You’ve Been Framed!
Gold Home-video clips.
7.00 You’ve Been Framed!
Gold: Funniest 100 A cat
that can lip-sync to music.
8.00 Two and a Half Men 8/22.
Walden finds himself in peril.
8.30 13/22. Marty
proposes to Evelyn. (S11)
9.00 FILM The World’s End
Sci-fi action comedy starring
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.
An epic pub crawl takes a
very bizarre turn for five
former friends. With Paddy
Considine, Martin Freeman
and Rosamund Pike. (2013,
15, 109min) ★★★★7.00 Hollyoaks Breda tells
Mandy what she thinks of
Darren’s parenting skills.
7.30 The Goldbergs 19/24.
Adam is asked to design
his own video game. (S6)
8.00 The Big Bang Theory (S8)
9.00 Celebs Go Dating New
edition 15/20. Lady C hosts
three separate suitors.
10.00 The Good Place Series
finale 13/13. Eleanor looks
to take the high road. (S2)
10.35 The Inbetweeners11.15 Family Guy 13/18. Meg
lands herself a new job in
airport security. (S13)
11.45 Family Guy
12 .15 AM American Dad!
1.10 Two and a Half Men
2.05 to 2.30 AM Superstore11.05 The Big Bang Theory
12.00 M’T Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1.00 AM Celebs Go Dating
2.05 First Dates Hotel
3.00 Rick and Morty
3.25 Robot Chicken
3.55 The Good Place
4.20 Brooklyn Nine-Nine
4.40 How I Met Your Mother
5.30 to 6.00 AM Rules of
Engagement22 August
7.00 Cricket on 5: The Ashes
Action from the opening day
of the third Test between
England and Australia,
as the fi ve-match series
continues at Emerald
Headingley Stadium. (S)7.00 The Simpsons
Bart Stops to Smell the
Roosevelts: Bart discovers a
passion for US history. (S)(R)- 3 0 Treehouse of Horror
XXII: Homer is paralysed by a
spider, and Bart and Milhouse
transform into aliens. (S)(R)
8.00 Big Week at the Zoo
New edition 4/5. Strictly
Come Dancing stars Janette
Manrara and Aljaz Skorjanec
help out at Blackpool Zoo,
and Helen Skelton meets
a rare Amur leopard. (S)
■ Concludes tomorrow8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2
Karl Pilkington boards the
Trans-Siberian Express to
China. During the journey,
he is forced to fi ght
Mongolian wrestlers and
makes a detour to a
village of dwarves. (S)(R)9.00 Vegas 24/7
New edition 3/6. Nevada
State Troopers respond to an
emergency call about a
driver who has crashed in
the desert, and pilots take
viewers on a tour of the
Grand Canyon. (S)9.00 A League of Their Own
New edition Laura Woods,
Tony Bellew and Robin van
Persie join regulars Andrew
Flintoff, Jamie Redknapp
and Romesh Ranganathan,
with James Corden
asking the questions.10.00 Cradle-Snatching OAPs:
Big Age Gap Love
Documentary in which
couples seek to prove
that age is no barrier to
happiness, including Norma,
who is 32 years older than
her partner Chris. (S)(R)10.00 NEW SERIES Brassic
1/6. Comedy about a group of
working-class friends trying
to win at life in Northern
suburbia. Stars Joe Gilgun.
See feature, page 4 (S1) (AD)
■ The full series is available
on Sky Box Sets.11.05 Old School for Lazy Kids (S)(R)
12.05 AM My Body Odour Hell &
Other Medical Mysteries (S)(R)1.00 21.co.uk Live Casino Show (S)
3.00 Access Showbiz news. (S)
3.10 Gotham: Rise of the Villains
4/22. (S2) (S)(R)(AD)
4.00 Secrets of the Scammers
Financial fraud. (S)(R)4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R)
5.35 to 6.00 AM Wildlife SOS (S)(R)
11.00 Brassic New episode 2/6.
The boys plan a heist, but when
things go awry, they find their
escape route is blocked. (S1)
12.00 M’T The Reluctant Landlord (R)
1.00 AM Warrior (S)(R)
2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S7) (S)(R)
3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S8) (S)(R)
4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(AD)
5.00 to 6.00 AM RSPCA
Animal Rescue (S)(R)7.00 PM Beyond 100 Days
Followed by Weather
7.30 Top of the Pops: 1988
Music by Prefab Sprout,
Kylie Minogue, Belinda
Carlisle and Wet Wet Wet.
8.00 Skies Above Britain
4/5. A racing champion
prepares to compete for
the Schneider Trophy.
9.00 Operation Wild 3/3.
A dolphin has a new
prosthetic tail fitted in Japan.
10.00 From Ice to Fire: The
Incredible Science of
Temperature 3/3. Helen
Czerski explores the science
of heat, and how the ability
to harness it has led to
some crucial innovations.8.55 AM Kirstie’s Fill Your
House for Free
9.20 Food Unwrapped
9.50 Escape to the Chateau:
DIY Dick makes salami.
10.55 Bake Off: Professionals
12.00 NOON Find It, Fix It, Flog
It A rare Honda motorbike.
1.05 PM Four in a Bed
3.50 Location, Location,
Location In Shrewsbury.
4.50 Love It or List It Australia11.00 Immortal Egypt with
Joann Fletcher
12.00 M’T Top of the Pops: 1988
12.30 AM Anni Albers:
A Life in Thread
1.00 Art of America
2.00 Bauhaus Rules
with Vic Reeves
3.00 to 4.00 AM From Ice
to Fire... As 10.00pm.5.55 The Secret Life of the
Zoo A Sumatran tiger faces
losing its cubs to other zoos.
6.55 The Supervet A puppy is
knocked over by a car on a
family camping holiday.
7.55 Escape to the Chateau
The Strawbridges harvest
their Autumn pumpkins.
9.00 24 Hour Baby Hospital
New edition Joao and
Marianna await the arrival of
their first child together, but
despite constant labour
pains, it seems the baby
does not want to come out.
10.00 999: What’s Your
Emergency? Challenges
faced by emergency
services on the roads.11.05 Father Ted
12 .10 AM 8 Out of 10 Cats
Does Countdown With
guest Chris Addison.
1.15 The Supervet
2.15 The Secret Life of the
Zoo As shown at 5.55pm.
3.20 to 3.45 AM Food
UnwrappedBBC1
SCOTLAND
Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960
9.00-10.00pm
Yes/No – Inside the
Indyref (S)(R)
N. IRELAND
Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957
10.35pm Getaways
New edition (S) 11.05
Heartbreak Holiday New
edition (S) 11.50 Who
Do You Think You Are? (S)
(R)(AD) 12.50-6.00am
BBC News (S)
WALES
Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964
10.35pm NEW SERIES
Mavericks: Sport’s Lost
Heroes (S) 11.05
Heartbreak Holiday New
edition (S) 11.45 Who Do
You Think You Are? (S)(R)
(AD) 12.45am Weather
for the Week Ahead (S)
12.50-6.00am BBC
News (S)BBC2
N. IRELAND
Sky 972 , Freesat 969
No variations
WALES
Sky 971 , Freesat 971
No variationsITV
No variationsS4C
Sky 13 4, Virgin 16 6, Freesat 12 0
6.00am Cyw 12.00noon
Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd
12.05pm Bywyd y Fet
12.30 Heno 1. 3 0 Requiem
Series finale 2.00
Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd
2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00
Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd
3.05 Tadau Anhygoel Yr
Anifeiliaid (AD) 4.00 Awr
Fawr: Shwshaswyn 4.10
Awr Fawr: Jen a Jim Pob
Dim 4.25 Awr Fawr: Wibli
Sochyn y Mochyn 4.35
Awr Fawr: Sion y Chef
4.45 Awr Fawr: Blero yn
Mynd i Ocido 5.00 Stwnsh:
Larfa 5.05 Stwnsh: Lolipop
5.30 Stwnsh: Bernard
5.35 Stwnsh: Kung Fu
Panda 6.00 Newyddion
S4C a’r Tywydd 6.05 Y
Fets (AD) 7.00 Heno 7. 3 0
Pobol y Cwm (AD) 8.00
Anfonaf Angel: Côr Rhys
Meirion (AD) 9.00
Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd
9.30 NEW SERIES LWP:
Gigs y ’Steddfod: Music
from the Eisteddfod.
10.30 Maggi Noggi yn
yr Eisteddfod 11.00-
11.35pm Y Stiwdio Gefn9.00 Vegas 24/7 8.00 An Idiot Abroad 2