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10.20 Arizona 6.00 Ralph Breaks the Internet 6.25 Cloudy with a Chance of... 10.30 Star Wars: Episode II... 6.10 Made of Honour

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor

8.00 Fantastic Beasts: The
Crimes of Grindelwald
Fantasy adventure with
Eddie Redmayne and
Katherine Waterston.
Albus Dumbledore enlists
his former student, Newt
Scamander, to scupper a
sorcerer’s plans. (2018,
12, 134min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

8.00 Mary Poppins Classic
Disney fantasy starring
Julie Andrews as a nanny
with magical powers who
transforms the lives of a
stuffy Edwardian banker’s
two children. With Dick
Van Dyke and David
Tomlinson. (1964, U,
133min) ★★★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

8.00 Johnny English Strikes
Again Spy comedy with
Rowan Atkinson. A
sinister cyber attack sees
the hapless secret agent
sent on an adventure to
the South of France.
(2018, PG, 89min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

8.00 Star Wars: Episode I


  • The Phantom Menace
    Sci-fi adventure prequel
    starring Liam Neeson,
    Ewan McGregor and
    Natalie Portman. A Jedi
    master and his apprentice
    go to the rescue of an
    imperilled young queen.
    (1999, U, 132min) ★★★
    SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●


8.00 Friends with Benefi ts
Romantic comedy
starring Justin Timberlake
and Mila Kunis. Two
commitment-shy New
Yorkers decide to have a
sexual relationship with
no strings attached. With
Patricia Clarkson. (2011,
15, 109min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.20 PREMIERE Arizona
Dark comedy starring
Danny McBride. (2018,
15, 85min) ★★
See review, page 19
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.25 Alexander and the
Terrible, Horrible, No
Good, Very Bad Day
Comedy starring Ed
Oxenbould. (2014,
PG, 81min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

9.35 Lu Over the Wall
Animated fantasy with
the voice of Christine
Marie Cabanos. A boy’s
life is turned upside down
after meeting a mermaid.
(2017, PG, 112min) ★★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

10.30 Star Wars: Episode II


  • Attack of the Clones
    Sci-fi adventure starring
    Ewan McGregor. With the
    galaxy on the verge of
    war, Anakin Skywalker
    discovers love, as well as
    his own darker side.
    (2002, PG, 142min) ★★
    SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●


10.00 That’s My Boy Comedy
starring Adam Sandler
and Andy Samberg. An
irresponsible man
accused of tax evasion
tracks down his estranged
son to avoid prison.
With Leighton Meester.
(2012, 15, 112min) ★★
SEX ●●● VIOLENCE ●●● LANG ●●●

11.50 Sorry to Bother You Comedy
starring Lakeith Stanfield.
(2018, 15, 111min) ★★★★


  1. 4 5 AM Dark Minds Thriller.
    (2017, 12, 89min) ★★★
    3.20 Girls of the Sun Drama.
    (2018, 115min) ★★★★
    5.30 to 6.00 AM
    Monster Family: Special


11.50 The Muppet Movie Comedy.
(1979, U, 97min) ★★★


  1. 35 AM Pete’s Dragon Fantasy.
    (1977, U, 134min) ★★★
    3.30 Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
    Fantasy. (1989, U) ★★★★
    5.15 to 6.45 AM The Lion King 3:
    Hakuna Matata! Animation.
    (2004, U, 73min) ★★★


11.30 The Legend of Zorro
Swashbuckling adventure
starring Antonio Banderas.
(2005, PG, 130min) ★★★


  1. 5 0 AM The Chronicles of
    Narnia: The Voyage of the
    Dawn Treader Children’s
    fantasy with Georgie Henley.
    (2010, PG, 112min) ★★★
    3.50 Flying the Nest Animation.
    (2018, U, 82min) ★★
    5.25 to 7.10 AM Diary of a Wimpy
    Kid Comedy, as 3.15pm.


1.05 AM Star Wars: Episode III


  • Revenge of the Sith Sci-fi.
    (2005, 12, 140min) ★★★★
    3.40 to 6.00 AM Speed 2: Cruise
    Control Action thriller sequel.
    (1997, PG, 125min) ★★


12.00 M’T We’re the Millers
Raunchy comedy, as 4.10pm.


  1. 5 5 AM You Don’t Mess with the
    Zohan Comedy with Adam
    Sandler and John Turturro.
    (2008, 12, 112min) ★★★
    3.55 to 6.00 AM You’ve Got Mail
    Comedy. (1998, PG) ★★★


6.00 AM American Summer
8.00 The Top Ten Show
8.20 A Stork’s Journey As 6.20pm.
10.00 PREMIERE Arizona
11.40 The Top Ten Show
12.00 NOON Fantastic Beasts:
The Crimes of Grindelwald
Fantasy adventure, as 8.00pm.
2.30 PM Sorry to Bother You
4.30 American Summer Comedy
drama. (2018, 15) ★★
6.20 A Stork’s Journey Animation.
(2017, U, 85min) ★★

6.45 AM Cleo (2016) ★★★
8.15 Cloudy with a Chance of
Meatballs As 6.25pm.
9.50 Cats Animation. (2018) ★★★
11.40 The Chronicles of Narnia:
The Voyage of the Dawn
Treader As 1.50am.
1.40 PM Johnny English Strikes
Again As 8.00pm.
3.15 Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
4.55 Horton Hears a Who! (2008)
6.25 Cloudy with a Chance of
Meatballs (2009) ★★★

7.05 AM Airplane II – The Sequel
Comedy sequel to Airplane!
(1982, 15, 81min) ★★★
8.35 Extracurricular Activities
Comedy. (2018, 15) ★★★
10.10 Father Figures Comedy.
(2017, 15, 113min) ★★
12 .10 PM Friends with Benefits
2.10 That’s My Boy As 10.00pm.
4.10 We’re the Millers Comedy.
(2013, 15, 114min) ★★★
6.10 Made of Honour Romantic
comedy. (2008, 12, 97min) ★★

6.20 AM A Wrinkle in Time
8.20 Ralph Breaks the Internet
10.20 The Hunchback of Notre
Dame Animated fantasy.
(1996, U, 91min) ★★★
12.00 NOON Mary Poppins As 8pm.
2.30 PM Alexander and the
Terrible, Horrible, No Good,
Very Bad Day As 10.25pm.
4.00 A Wrinkle in Time Fantasy.
(2018, PG, 109min) ★★
6.00 Ralph Breaks the Internet
Animation. (2018, PG) ★★★★

6.00 AM Star Wars: The Clone
Wars Animation. (2008) ★★
7.45 Star Wars: Episode III


  • Revenge of the Sith
    10.15 Star Wars: Episode IV – A
    New Hope (1977) ★★★★★
    12.30 PM Star Wars: Episode V

  • The Empire Strikes Back
    Sci-fi. (1980) ★★★★★
    2.45 Star Wars: Episode VI

  • Return of the Jedi (1983)
    5.15 Star Wars: The Last Jedi
    Sci-fi. (2017, 12) ★★★★


PREMIERE


6.00 The Day of the Jackal Thriller
starring Edward Fox as a
cold-blooded assassin hired to
kill French president Charles de
Gaulle in 1962. Based on the
novel by Frederick Forsyth.
(1973, 15, 142min) ★★★★★
9.00 Ransom Thriller starring Mel
Gibson, Rene Russo and Gary
Sinise. A maverick airline
executive turns the tables on
the ruthless kidnappers who
are holding his son to ransom.
(1996, 15, 121min) ★★★

6.00 Star Trek 6/30. (S1)
7.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
14/26. A Changeling forces
Odo to reassess his life. (S7)
8.00 Earth: Final Conflict 10/22.
Liam and Renee track a serial
killer who invades dreams. (S4)
9.00 The Innkeepers Haunted
house thriller starring Sara
Paxton and Pat Healy. Two
young hotel desk clerks attempt
to record the ghost reputed to
haunt the inn where they work.
(2011, 15, 101min) ★★★

12.00 M’T Rising Sun Thriller with Sean
Conner and Wesley Snipes.
(1993, 18, 124min) ★★★
2.20 AM 28 Days Comedy drama.
(2000, 15, 103min) ★★★
4.15 to 6.15 AM Steel Magnolias
Comedy drama with Sally Field.
(1989, PG, 115min) ★★★★

11.30 The Taking of Pelham One Two
Three Thriller. (1974) ★★★★


  1. 4 5 AM The Song Remains the
    Same (1976) ★★★
    4.30 to 6.00 AM Hollywood’s
    Best Film Directors


11.00 Ibiza Undead British horror
comedy. (2016, 15, 95min) ★
12.55 AM Phantasm Horror fantasy.
(1978, 18, 89min) ★★★
2.45 to 4.30 AM The Remaining
Horror. (2014, 15, 86min) ★★

11.00 A Quiet Place Horror thriller.
(2018, 15, 90min) ★★★★
12.35 AM Searching Thriller.
(2018, 12, 102min) ★★★★
2.30 Lucky Comedy. (2018) ★★★★
4.10 to 6.05 AM Goodbye
Christopher Robin Biopic.
(2017, PG, 107min) ★★★★

11.00 The Innocents Ghost story
starring Deborah Kerr. (1961,
b/w, 12, 100min) ★★★★★
1.00 AM The Black Rose Adventure.
(1950, U, 120min) ★★★
3.20 The Vicious Circle Mystery.
(1957, b/w, PG, 85min) ★★★
5.00 to 6.00 AM Saints and Sinners

6.45 AM The Female Brain Comedy.
(2017, 15, 98min) ★★
8.25 Ingrid Goes West Comedy.
(2017, 15, 98min) ★★★★
10.05 Avengers: Infinity War
12.35 PM Prince of Persia: The
Sands of Time As 9.00pm.
2.35 Patti Cake$ Music drama.
(2017, 15, 109min) ★★★
4.35 The Senator Fact-based thriller.
(2017, 12, 106min) ★★★★

6.00 AM The Hostage (1956) ★★
7.30 The Detectives
8.30 Beyond the Curtain (1960) ★★
10.15 The Devil-Ship Pirates (1963)
12.00 NOON Battle of the V1 War
drama. (1958, b/w, PG) ★★
2.00 PM Rooms 1/2.
2.30 Nowhere to Go Suspense
drama. (1958, PG, 87min) ★★
4.30 Ramrod Western. (1947,
b/w, PG, 94min) ★★★

6.00 AM Steel Magnolias As 4.15am.
8.00 Signs As 6.00pm.
9.50 I, Robot As 8.00pm.
11.50 Poltergeist As 10.00pm.


  1. 5 0 PM The Sting Comedy drama.
    (1973, PG, 129min) ★★★★★
    4.00 The Truman Show Comedy.
    (1997, PG, 99min) ★★★★
    6.00 Signs Sci-fi drama starring Mel
    Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix.
    (2002, 12, 106min) ★★★


6.00 AM Hollywood’s Best Directors
8.00 Duck Soup Classic comedy.
(1933, b/w, U, 68min) ★★★★★
9.30 The Quick Gun (1964) ★★
11.25 Sahara World War Two drama.
(1943, b/w, PG, 97min) ★★★


  1. 3 0 PM The Bridge at Remagen
    World War Two action drama.
    (1968, PG, 116min) ★★★
    3.55 3 Godfathers Western.
    (1948, U, 106min) ★★★


8.00 AM The Invaders
9.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
10.00 Star Trek 5/30. (S1)
11.00 The Philadelphia Experiment
Sci-fi. (2012, 15, 89min) ★★
12.50 PM Horror Highlights
1.00 Age of Dinosaurs (2013) ★★
2.50 Horror Highlights
3.00 Under the Dome
4.00 Sherlock Holmes
5.50 Horror Highlights

6.30 Avengers: Infinity War Fantasy
adventure with Robert Downey
Jr and Josh Brolin. When a
galactic warlord attempts to
execute an insane plan, an army
of superheroes try to stop him.
(2018, 12, 149min) ★★★
9.00 Prince of Persia: The Sands of
Time Fantasy starring Jake
Gyllenhaal. A prince seizes a
dagger that can turn back time
but must go on the run after
being framed for a murder.
(2010, 12, 116min) ★★★

6.20 Portrait of Alison Mystery
starring Terry Moore and Robert
Beatty. An artist is hired to paint
an actress who was killed in the
same accident as his brother –
only to realise she is not dead.
(1955, b/w, PG, 82min) ★★
8.00 Wanted for Murder Crime
drama starring Eric Portman. A
man begins murdering women
in a misguided bid to win his
hangman father’s approval.
(1946, b/w, PG, 100min) ★★
10.00 Lytton’s Diary

8.00 I, Robot Sci-fi thriller starring
Will Smith. A maverick cop
investigates when a robot gets
blamed for the death of a
scientist. With Bridget Moynahan
and Bruce Greenwood.
(2004, 12, 115min) ★★★★
10.00 Poltergeist Horror drama
starring Craig T Nelson, JoBeth
Williams and Heather O’Rourke.
A five-year-old girl and her
California suburban family are
beset by malevolent spirits.
(1982, 15, 114min) ★★★★★
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